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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
Purple rough-skinned mood forum
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
gold quadroon
  05/26/24
I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
Electric locale
  05/26/24
Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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  05/26/24
dial down the middle
heady tanning salon new version
  05/26/24
I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
house-broken church building
  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
Purple rough-skinned mood forum
  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
Shimmering Property
  05/28/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM
Shimmering Property
  05/28/24
OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
pink talented lay
  05/26/24
I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
Purple rough-skinned mood forum
  05/26/24
You got Virginia Slims, now, baby You've come a long, long ...
pink talented lay
  05/26/24
Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead
violent nibblets ratface
  05/26/24
White people
impressive point boistinker
  05/26/24
Zoobooks! Special TV offer!
Bespoke orchestra pit
  05/26/24
(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
yellow faggot firefighter pit
  05/26/24
I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
curious honey-headed chad
  05/26/24
That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
Purple rough-skinned mood forum
  05/26/24
Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
curious honey-headed chad
  05/26/24
Way more cereal commercials back in the day
violent nibblets ratface
  05/26/24
...
heady tanning salon new version
  05/26/24
never see Snapple ads anymore
violent nibblets ratface
  05/26/24
(faggot skallas)
yellow faggot firefighter pit
  05/26/24
margarine that tastes like butter
bistre national
  05/26/24
Lottery commercials
curious honey-headed chad
  05/26/24
“Best of” CD mixes
Low-t sooty library tank
  05/26/24
Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
curious honey-headed chad
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
gold quadroon
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
Henna Dilemma
  05/26/24
Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around* Ins...
Henna Dilemma
  05/26/24
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  05/26/24
Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money ...
Marvelous pocket flask
  05/26/24
psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
Bespoke orchestra pit
  05/26/24
Miss Cleo
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  05/26/24
...
Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage
  05/26/24
Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
house-broken church building
  05/26/24
I see ads for California Psychics still
Wonderful den
  05/26/24
https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX Christine ...
Bespoke orchestra pit
  05/26/24
Now That's What I Call Music 250
Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage
  05/26/24
Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage
  05/26/24
Hooked on Phonics
insanely creepy pearly step-uncle's house haunted graveyard
  05/26/24
Muzzy
Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage
  05/26/24
the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
heady tanning salon new version
  05/26/24
Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
Sticky Location Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/26/24
They are all online now
spruce boiling water
  05/26/24
Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
Emerald bat shit crazy filthpig
  05/26/24
vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
Disgusting navy ladyboy
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
Topaz Crawly Business Firm Gaping
  05/26/24
Dexatrim
Marvelous pocket flask
  05/26/24
Woolite
Shimmering Property
  05/26/24
Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
Shimmering Property
  05/26/24
Jenny Craig
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  05/26/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE
Shimmering Property
  05/26/24
apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats hav...
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  05/29/24
Blockbuster Video
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Purple rough-skinned mood forum

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: gold quadroon

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Electric locale

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Low-t sooty library tank

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: heady tanning salon new version

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: house-broken church building

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Purple rough-skinned mood forum

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Shimmering Property

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Shimmering Property

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: pink talented lay

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Purple rough-skinned mood forum

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: pink talented lay

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: violent nibblets ratface

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: impressive point boistinker

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Bespoke orchestra pit

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: yellow faggot firefighter pit

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: curious honey-headed chad

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Purple rough-skinned mood forum

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: curious honey-headed chad

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: violent nibblets ratface

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: heady tanning salon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: violent nibblets ratface

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: yellow faggot firefighter pit

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: bistre national

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: curious honey-headed chad

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Low-t sooty library tank

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: curious honey-headed chad

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: gold quadroon

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Henna Dilemma

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Henna Dilemma

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: pink talented lay

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Marvelous pocket flask

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Bespoke orchestra pit

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Black Swashbuckling Stock Car

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: house-broken church building

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Wonderful den

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Bespoke orchestra pit

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy pearly step-uncle's house haunted graveyard

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Frisky 180 kitchen blood rage

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: heady tanning salon new version

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Sticky Location Twinkling Uncleanness

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: spruce boiling water

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Emerald bat shit crazy filthpig

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Disgusting navy ladyboy

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Topaz Crawly Business Firm Gaping

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Marvelous pocket flask

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Property

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Property

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Vibrant nofapping internal respiration feces

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Property

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Vibrant nofapping internal respiration feces

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Wonderful den

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694523)