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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  06/30/25
wow lol
Slate boltzmann lodge
  06/30/25
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Hyperactive Spot
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Slate boltzmann lodge
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
diverse fantasy-prone partner menage
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
cobalt dingle berry
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Talented nofapping point fanboi
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Slate boltzmann lodge
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
sable laser beams
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Talented nofapping point fanboi
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
galvanic offensive gas station chad
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Slate boltzmann lodge
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
ultramarine state striped hyena
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Odious gaped affirmative action
  06/30/25
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bearded base
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Hairraiser arrogant crackhouse gaming laptop
  06/30/25
...
Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Histrionic Site
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
adventurous spruce twinkling uncleanness den
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Citrine Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
...
sable laser beams
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
galvanic offensive gas station chad
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
wonderful international law enforcement agency whorehouse
  07/01/25
...
adventurous spruce twinkling uncleanness den
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
spectacular philosopher-king
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
learning disabled ladyboy
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
onyx yarmulke
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
bossy high-end sanctuary selfie
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Laughsome factory reset button
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
multi-colored chest-beating kitty police squad
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Slate boltzmann lodge

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Hyperactive Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Slate boltzmann lodge

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: diverse fantasy-prone partner menage

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: cobalt dingle berry

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Talented nofapping point fanboi

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Slate boltzmann lodge

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sable laser beams

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Talented nofapping point fanboi

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: galvanic offensive gas station chad

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Slate boltzmann lodge

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: ultramarine state striped hyena

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Odious gaped affirmative action

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: bearded base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser arrogant crackhouse gaming laptop

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Pink Glittery Lettuce Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Site

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: adventurous spruce twinkling uncleanness den

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Citrine Multi-billionaire

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: sable laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: galvanic offensive gas station chad

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful international law enforcement agency whorehouse

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: adventurous spruce twinkling uncleanness den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: spectacular philosopher-king

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: learning disabled ladyboy

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: onyx yarmulke

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: bossy high-end sanctuary selfie

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Laughsome factory reset button

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: multi-colored chest-beating kitty police squad

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065360)