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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
passionate sticky corner lettuce
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
passionate sticky corner lettuce
  05/01/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
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up-to-no-good locus brethren
  04/29/26
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racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/29/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
canary bat-shit-crazy ratface sneaky criminal
  04/29/26
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histrionic crawly antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
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orchid plaza
  04/30/26
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pearly comical space
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
pearly comical space
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
histrionic crawly antidepressant drug
  05/02/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
canary bat-shit-crazy ratface sneaky criminal
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/29/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  04/29/26
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Crimson Market
  04/29/26
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idiotic abode love of her life
  04/29/26
180!
histrionic crawly antidepressant drug
  04/29/26
hell yeah
up-to-no-good locus brethren
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
coral puppy principal's office
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Glittery goyim hall
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Glittery goyim hall
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
180
Crimson Market
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
up-to-no-good locus brethren
  05/01/26
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Motley Trailer Park Sandwich
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Maroon Prole Set
  04/30/26
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Maroon Prole Set
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Fantasy-prone nighttime pit
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
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Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker
  05/01/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Metal drab state
  05/01/26
Shalom.
electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
congrats!
pearly comical space
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Crimson Market
  05/01/26
180
electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
racy orchestra pit roommate
  05/01/26
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electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Metal drab state
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part
  05/01/26
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histrionic crawly antidepressant drug
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: passionate sticky corner lettuce

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: passionate sticky corner lettuce

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locus brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: canary bat-shit-crazy ratface sneaky criminal

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: histrionic crawly antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: orchid plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: pearly comical space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pearly comical space

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: histrionic crawly antidepressant drug

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: canary bat-shit-crazy ratface sneaky criminal

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Crimson Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: idiotic abode love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic crawly antidepressant drug

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locus brethren

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: coral puppy principal's office

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Glittery goyim hall

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Glittery goyim hall

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Crimson Market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: up-to-no-good locus brethren

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Motley Trailer Park Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Maroon Prole Set

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Maroon Prole Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone nighttime pit

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Arrogant Dopamine Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Metal drab state

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: pearly comical space

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Crimson Market

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: racy orchestra pit roommate

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Metal drab state

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: electric harsh volcanic crater party of the first part

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: histrionic crawly antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Reputation#49860163)