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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university
  07/11/25
I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place dow...
electric alcoholic jew dilemma
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cracking silver ape native
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stimulating preventive strike
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Heady buck-toothed trump supporter
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Mewling community account
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Bipolar point
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bronze infuriating international law enforcement agency
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mind-boggling cowardly menage
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umber location
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Heady buck-toothed trump supporter
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
abnormal trip turdskin
  07/11/25
OP is JM
floppy olive dingle berry plaza
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
impertinent rough-skinned goyim
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university
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shaky chad psychic
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bronze infuriating international law enforcement agency
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umber location
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stimulating preventive strike
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
coral razzle-dazzle water buffalo
  07/11/25
not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Twisted demanding haunted graveyard locale
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university
  07/11/25
Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Bipolar point
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Glittery copper senate toilet seat
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
burgundy resort macaca
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ruddy hall
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black ticket booth
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
topaz at-the-ready degenerate cruise ship
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He claims he did.
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stimulating preventive strike
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umber location
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: electric alcoholic jew dilemma

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: cracking silver ape native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: stimulating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Heady buck-toothed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mewling community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Bipolar point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Free-loading Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: burgundy resort macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: bronze infuriating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling cowardly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: umber location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Heady buck-toothed trump supporter

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: abnormal trip turdskin

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: floppy olive dingle berry plaza

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: impertinent rough-skinned goyim

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: shaky chad psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Sienna Fortuitous Meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: impertinent rough-skinned goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored orchid yarmulke pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Ultramarine Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: bronze infuriating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: umber location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: stimulating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: coral razzle-dazzle water buffalo

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Twisted demanding haunted graveyard locale

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Bipolar point

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery copper senate toilet seat

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: burgundy resort macaca

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: ruddy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: black ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: topaz at-the-ready degenerate cruise ship

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Idiotic twinkling uncleanness university

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: stimulating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: umber location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone poppy den wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)