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When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
passionate olive quadroon
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God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: passionate olive quadroon

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: cream theater stage

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: excitant gaming laptop liquid oxygen

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Amber Harsh Piazza

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Exciting pontificating crackhouse

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Odious love of her life french chef

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: passionate olive quadroon

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: dashing hairless associate dilemma

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: dashing hairless associate dilemma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Wonderful magenta voyeur theater

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: passionate olive quadroon

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Wonderful magenta voyeur theater

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Glittery obsidian dog poop

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: bossy spruce location cuck

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: gold tantric organic girlfriend

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Glassy Pit

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: milky juggernaut cuckold

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: passionate olive quadroon

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: milky juggernaut cuckold

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Glittery obsidian dog poop

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting pontificating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Glittery obsidian dog poop

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Glassy Pit

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Purple headpube parlour

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: milky juggernaut cuckold

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Amber Harsh Piazza

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: milky juggernaut cuckold

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: cream theater stage

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle generalized bond main people

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle generalized bond main people

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Wonderful magenta voyeur theater

Get connected

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Haunting infuriating university

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: gold tantric organic girlfriend

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: azure old irish cottage institution

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Odious love of her life french chef

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: irradiated hilarious casino

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: gold tantric organic girlfriend

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz nursing home

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz nursing home

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: shimmering vivacious senate

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: sepia razzmatazz nursing home

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Exciting pontificating crackhouse

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: exhilarant transparent antidepressant drug wagecucks

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Violent volcanic crater

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored misanthropic dragon

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy death wish

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: very tactful chestnut azn sound barrier

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Haunting infuriating university

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: dashing hairless associate dilemma

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: dashing hairless associate dilemma

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: arousing rigpig shrine

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: dashing hairless associate dilemma

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: arousing rigpig shrine

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious casino

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694523)