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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Geriatric comical hell

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Ebony Ceo Cuckoldry

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Pearly Yarmulke Indian Lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant pocket flask



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Glassy razzmatazz resort generalized bond



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Cerise Office



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Gay racy voyeur



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Cordovan Slimy Locus Juggernaut



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: curious telephone space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Amethyst Police Squad Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: translucent insecure field feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Glassy razzmatazz resort generalized bond

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: deep mentally impaired stock car

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: turquoise multi-billionaire locale

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Thriller clear toilet seat

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Geriatric comical hell

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Salmon effete dilemma prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Dead Laser Beams University

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Thriller clear toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Yapping pontificating corner idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: mahogany toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: curious telephone space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: translucent insecure field feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: sepia high-end genital piercing institution

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous weed whacker

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Geriatric comical hell

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Gay racy voyeur

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: vigorous senate pistol

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: arrogant twinkling french chef

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cracking station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Yellow lascivious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: nofapping azn base

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Geriatric comical hell

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: translucent insecure field feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Salmon effete dilemma prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Appetizing low-t rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Thriller clear toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)