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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
hateful filthpig
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
charismatic sepia locus water buffalo
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
salmon fantasy-prone stage
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
splenetic nursing home affirmative action
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Macaca
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
big umber patrolman selfie
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
iridescent insane roommate
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
charismatic sepia locus water buffalo
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
hateful filthpig
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
Poppy flatulent site
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
shaky depressive
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
hateful filthpig
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
Contagious green bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
hateful filthpig
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
hateful filthpig
  08/29/25
no
Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon
  08/29/25
Eat shit
bossy vengeful yarmulke library
  08/29/25
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Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
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bossy vengeful yarmulke library
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Metal elastic band hospital
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
heady ticket booth friendly grandma
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Talented range mexican
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
heady ticket booth friendly grandma
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
appetizing maroon hall mental disorder
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
milky hell
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
salmon fantasy-prone stage
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
hateful filthpig
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
salmon fantasy-prone stage
  08/28/25
wow
big umber patrolman selfie
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
jade passionate place of business pistol
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Cracking Duck-like Crackhouse Boltzmann
  08/29/25
...
hateful filthpig
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
hateful filthpig
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Fragrant pearly whorehouse
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
brilliant resort
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
  08/29/26


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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: hateful filthpig

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: charismatic sepia locus water buffalo

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: salmon fantasy-prone stage

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: splenetic nursing home affirmative action

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser Step-uncle's House Macaca

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: big umber patrolman selfie

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: iridescent insane roommate

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: charismatic sepia locus water buffalo

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: hateful filthpig

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: Poppy flatulent site

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: shaky depressive

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: hateful filthpig

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: Contagious green bawdyhouse

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: hateful filthpig

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: hateful filthpig

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: bossy vengeful yarmulke library

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Translucent Twisted Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: bossy vengeful yarmulke library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Metal elastic band hospital

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: heady ticket booth friendly grandma

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Talented range mexican

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: heady ticket booth friendly grandma

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: appetizing maroon hall mental disorder

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: milky hell

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: salmon fantasy-prone stage

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: hateful filthpig

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: salmon fantasy-prone stage

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: big umber patrolman selfie

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: jade passionate place of business pistol

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Cracking Duck-like Crackhouse Boltzmann

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: hateful filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: hateful filthpig

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Fragrant pearly whorehouse

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: brilliant resort

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2Reputation#50102080)