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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Coiffed milk
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stirring internal respiration
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galvanic slippery crackhouse
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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stirring internal respiration
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
harsh menage feces
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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navy electric police squad
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still funny.
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Infuriating fishy lodge
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hyperactive wonderful striped hyena hall
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house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder
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Still 180
Vermilion sound barrier
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house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder
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Aphrodisiac Sienna Theater Stage Macaca
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stirring internal respiration
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
harsh menage feces
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder
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harsh menage feces
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: apoplectic range candlestick maker

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Coiffed milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: stirring internal respiration



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: galvanic slippery crackhouse



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sienna Theater Stage Macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: excitant iridescent school cafeteria



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Turquoise ratface

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: metal supple set cumskin

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: harsh menage feces

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Sepia Blathering French Chef

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Turquoise ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Startled flickering messiness tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: Brindle mediation heaven



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: navy electric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: navy electric police squad



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: mischievous piazza kitty

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery shrine filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Infuriating fishy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser corner organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: hyperactive wonderful striped hyena hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Vermilion sound barrier

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sienna Theater Stage Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: harsh menage feces

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: harsh menage feces

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: house-broken mind-boggling mental disorder

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Submissive reading party factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Olive puppy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: thriller kitchen party of the first part

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: saffron affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: navy electric police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Reputation#49168452)