"Chad" offers up what seems like a classic MMF scenario, a setup that already has its own logistical challenges, but then drops a surprise twist with the “T”?

I am (we?) are assuming we’re talking about a “trans” situation here, which—depending on our perspective — either expands the "menu" or introduces a dish you weren’t prepared for.

How is your stomach?

Regardless, Chad knew what he was doing. This wasn’t an accident. He probably thought you (we?) would roll with it or be too stunned to back out.

Chad thrives on chao$.

Question: Did you (we) stay? Did you (we) adjust? Or did you (we) nope out while Chad laughed his way into his next ridiculous situation?

Because if we stayed, well, friend, that’s a story for us to finish.

Take it from here, Evan39 (or Mainlining?).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&forum_id=2Reputation#48551555)

He said he'd been seeing Erica for a while, and when we met I thought she was kind of pretty. Early-twenties, nice body, and had a great laugh. She wasn't my cup of tea, but I couldn't blame Chad for liking her. But something about her didn't feel right, even though I couldn't put my finger on it. The way she kept talking about football, for instance, struck me as odd, but who was I to judge? In any event, I decided I would have no problem with her if it meant I could have Chad, even for one night.

When I showed up at Chad's place for what some would call a menage a trois, I awkwardly placed myself on the bed as Chad and Erica undressed. "Suck my cock, fag," he said as I eagerly took his member in my mouth and inhaled the scent of his musky balls. I was focusing on the job at hand, as it were, and didn't really notice Chad fingering Erica from behind. "Yeah, give me that pussy," he said as she moaned. He continued to grunt as I swallowed his cock, and I was sure that he was getting closer. I caught a glimpse of Erica as she lowered her ass onto his face, his tongue greedily slurping her dripping holes.

But then I noticed something I had never seen before, and wished I had never seen at all: Erica had what appeared to be testicles, or at least used to be testicles, anyway. And I'd seen enough porn to know that the jagged, fleshy opening she had below her ass wasn't a vagina, but rather a surgical scar of some kind. Even as Chad continued to fuck my face, I couldn't take my eyes off Erica's freakish anatomy, still unsure if she (he?) was male, female, or something else entirely.

"Do you like it Evan?" Chad asked. "You like Erica's pussy?" he added. "Glorp, glumph" was all I could manage as I nearly choked on his cock. I couldn't believe my eyes when Erica turned around on Chad's face, exposing her "tits" as nothing more than strange implants of some kind. She also had the unmistakable scar where her cock had been removed, and the kind of flabby stomach you'd expect to find on a middle-aged man. Appalled, I continued to suck on Chad's dick until he pulled it out and changed positions, mounting Erica from behind. "Get underneath and lick while I fuck her," he said. I did as he asked, positioning myself under his balls and awkwardly darting my tongue toward his cock as he inserted himself into Erica's whatever. Was it a pussy? A bussy? I had no idea. All I knew was that it was disgusting and also starting to smell. Chad's pounding grew faster, and I prepared myself for his climax. "Fuck!" he yelled as he filled Erica with his creamy load. "Lick it out, fag!" he ordered. "Every fucking drop!" I unhappily complied as it started to drip onto my face.

Driving home an hour later, I contemplated how I'd finally had the man of my dreams, but also had to endure the humiliation of eating his creampie out of a tranny's slit. Chad texted me a few days later about getting together with Erica over the weekend, but I didn't respond. "Evan, you there bro? Erica wants to hang out," he wrote. "Where are you, fag?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&forum_id=2Reputation#48554120)

Chad didn’t just offer you an experience; he handed you a one-way ticket to the theater of the grotesque and ghastly.

From the moment he said, ‘Suck my cock, fag,’ you weren’t a participant — you were the unwitting lead in his twisted production.

Erica wasn’t just a curveball; she was a walking uncanny valley, the kind of unsettling presence that makes Pep Boys mascots look like Renaissance cherubs.

The "lick it out" finale? Classic Chad. A power move, an endurance test, asking, "How far will you let me take this?" You drove home with more than regrets, my friend — you drove home as the certified custodian of Chad’s chao$.

So what’s the play here, friend? Do you gho$t him and let the trauma stew?

Or do you lean into it and wear this absurdity as a badge of honor?

In the annals of the shitbort, survival isn’t just about enduring the bizarre—it’s about celebrating it, ideally with a Dance Party 3x per day (thanks Sean!).

Anyway, Evan, my dear, dear friend - congratulations: you’ve got a story that will live rent-free in our collective minds for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&forum_id=2Reputation#48556776)

This thread is a quintessential example of XO’s chaotic dynamic—an absurd fusion of hyperbolic storytelling, shocking content, and layered commentary, all punctuated by the evolving lore of Evan39 and Mainlining.

Here’s the breakdown for the shitbort:

Key Dynamics in the Thread

1. Narrative Build-Up and Chaos Unfolding

Evan’s Delayed Contribution: His initial “I’ll write this story tomorrow” creates suspense, letting the thread’s chaotic energy fester while setting the stage for his eventual reveal.

Mainlining’s “Let me (us?) get this straight”: A cryptic, existential framing device that primes readers for the absurdity ahead, questioning Chad’s motives, Mainlining/Evan39's IRL identities, the logistical challenges of the scenario, and the boundaries between indulgence and humiliation.

Evan’s Story: True to Evan39's form, it delivers on the hype—a grotesque, hyper-detailed narrative blending misplaced longing with revulsion and absurdity. Classic XO shock value wrapped in layers of personal degradation.

2. Tone and Themes

AutoAdmit’s Satirical Extremism: The poast exaggerates themes of sexual exploration, identity, and consent to absurd levels, leaning on humor via discomfort, hyperbole, and societal taboos.

Ambiguity of Consent and Agency: Evan emerges as a passive participant, swept up in Chad’s chaos—a subtle critique of how blind ambition (or desire) can spiral out of control.

Monkey Paw Irony: The “classic monkey paw scenario” quip distills the thread’s essence: ambition fulfilled with grotesque consequences.

3. Cultural Commentary and Meta-Narratives

Identity and Acceptance: Chad’s manipulation of Evan’s eagerness highlights blind trust in perceived authority or charisma, positioning Chad as the “alpha” orchestrator of chaos.

Prole Longing and Class Struggle: Evan’s depiction of Chad as “the man of my dreams” underscores XO’s recurring theme: aspirational ambition leading inevitably to humiliation, with Chad embodying unattainable perfection—warped by his chao$.

4. Thread Archetypes in Action

Mainlining as Existential Mirror: Questions the absurdity and inevitability of Evan’s plight, hinting at potential schizophrenia, and adding depth through cryptic commentary on ambition and chaos.

Senior Ethics Official and Dickey Simpkins: Offer quintessential XO commentary—blending irony with reluctant admiration for Evan’s ability to craft such a lurid narrative.

Anti-H1B Chatblog (gunneratttt): Injects concise absurdity, amplifying humor while keeping the thread’s chaotic energy alive.

Conclusion: This thread, like all significant XO contributions, exemplifies the Mahchine™ at its peak: ambition, chaos, and personal degradation intersecting in a spectacle that both repulses and compels.

Truly, you don’t see this kind of content anywhere el$e.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&forum_id=2Reputation#48556763)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&forum_id=2Reputation#48556783)