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Jews use Bulova watches to trick God
| bloomington | 08/03/26 |
| Sportfucking cats for... sport | 08/03/26 |
| bloomington | 08/03/26 |
| bloomington | 08/03/26 |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:00 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) Jews want (need?) to sing on the Sabbath. But they don't want to sing off-key. And they aren't supposed to do any work. That means they aren't supposed to use any instruments, or even a tuning fork.
BUT!
There are certain old Bulova watches that emit a hum, because the watch movement utilizes a tuning fork powered by a battery. And Jews using this hum as a reference for what key to be in DOESN'T COUNT as doing work. Somehow.
God tricked again!!
https://forward.com/culture/483442/how-one-vintage-watch-has-been-making-cantors-lives-easier-for-more-than/ |
Date: August 3rd, 2026 2:01 AM Author: Sportfucking cats for... sport It sure is easy to trick God, when he finds out about the telephone wire encapsulating an entire city, he's going to be sooooo pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888982&forum_id=2Reputation#50042024) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 3:12 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) How do they know which side of the wire is inside or outside?
Who is to say that these cities aren't outside the wire, and everywhere that is not these cities is inside? |
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Date: August 3rd, 2026 3:46 AM Author: bloomington (🦬) I have to say, out of all the ways Jews think they are tricking God, this is probably the most ridiculous.
They could play things safe & sing a little off-key in order to not piss off God. But no, they track down esoteric watches that were discontinued decades ago and just... hope they're not pissing off God? |