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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring roommate main people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: mewling useless dilemma clown

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#39711718)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: vivacious dragon

the eternal coomer

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: Brindle tattoo university



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Titillating box office



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine range



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Swashbuckling plaza associate



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring roommate main people



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: vibrant hell prole

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy supple location trust fund



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: Crimson garrison dysfunction

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: vibrant hell prole

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#39711591)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded topaz queen of the night

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: exhilarant codepig azn



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse pisswyrm old irish cottage



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: jet-lagged principal's office

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible translucent halford cumskin



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Magenta irradiated native



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: mewling useless dilemma clown

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Soggy submissive bbw

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41414547)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: unholy aggressive sandwich

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Magenta irradiated native

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Bonkers mexican school cafeteria



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: arousing flirting trailer park gunner

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Multi-colored aquamarine range



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: magical beady-eyed church building

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: fragrant yellow pocket flask den

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: cyan goal in life

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic Splenetic Cuckoldry Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Reputation#41414501)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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