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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse yarmulke



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092704)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: laughsome flickering azn

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: fragrant chest-beating toilet seat alpha

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mustard thriller theater death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899768)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: adventurous brass useless brakes

<3 u guys so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: jet field

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: fragrant chest-beating toilet seat alpha

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Federal Mother

Love is Love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092999)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: lake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48391012)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: elite house-broken public bath cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47093006)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: slimy massive toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating toilet seat alpha

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Startling marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: lake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Talented aquamarine trust fund newt

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: fragrant chest-beating toilet seat alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: lake institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Boyish location

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: lake institution

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Mildly autistic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: passionate hall mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Transparent Parlour Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Pearl ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: crystalline factory reset button temple

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mustard thriller theater death wish

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: rambunctious center legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467431)