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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
VoteRepublican
  07/26/25
smooth
crimson stead
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Aphrodisiac flushed center friendly grandma
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floppy chapel hominid
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richard clock
  07/26/25
Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
  07/27/25
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jet-lagged pea-brained range yarmulke
  07/26/25
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know-it-all bearded university
  07/26/25
What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
unhinged digit ratio home
  07/26/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
swollen shimmering resort
  07/26/25
180
Costumed bull headed school cafeteria
  07/26/25
Awkward
Angry Area Prole
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
swollen shimmering resort
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
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Bearded trailer park mediation
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
Aphrodisiac flushed center friendly grandma
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
filthy rigor
  07/26/25
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
Honey-headed dashing rehab
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
twinkling whorehouse
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
domesticated dilemma cuckold
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
magical mental disorder headpube
  07/26/25
The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
Hot
Lavender church
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Master Purchase Agreement
  07/27/25
“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
stirring business firm mad-dog skullcap
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
Excitant dingle berry
  07/26/25
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Honey-headed dashing rehab
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
Histrionic box office
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Electric kitchen hunting ground
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running...
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
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Master Purchase Agreement
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fulano
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lsd
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Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
*tosses BC out the window*
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/27/25
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/28/25
Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
floppy chapel hominid
  07/26/25
I’m horny as shit lol.
Offensive parlour dysfunction
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
Disgusting.
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/26/25
I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a ...
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dog...
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(Andy Byron)
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  07/27/25
I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off sh...
brown eyes and i were tired
  07/27/25
I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS
I Listen to Porn Podcasts
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: crimson stead

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flushed center friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: floppy chapel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged pea-brained range yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: know-it-all bearded university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: unhinged digit ratio home

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: swollen shimmering resort

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Costumed bull headed school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Angry Area Prole

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: swollen shimmering resort

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Bearded trailer park mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flushed center friendly grandma

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: filthy rigor

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed dashing rehab

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: twinkling whorehouse

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: domesticated dilemma cuckold

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: magical mental disorder headpube

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Lavender church

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: stirring business firm mad-dog skullcap

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Excitant dingle berry

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed dashing rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Histrionic box office

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Electric kitchen hunting ground

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Master Purchase Agreement (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: lsd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: floppy chapel hominid

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Offensive parlour dysfunction

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: this page intentionally left blank

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained))

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134738)