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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
kink-friendly flushed french chef incel
  01/03/23
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swollen double fault corner
  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
kink-friendly flushed french chef incel
  01/03/23
180
spectacular frisky brunch rigor
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Holy shit
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Awkward stead associate
  01/04/23
alright, im a tranny advocate now
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  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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  01/04/23
everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as w...
swollen double fault corner
  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
Peach self-centered church brethren
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
swollen double fault corner
  01/04/23
It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
Peach self-centered church brethren
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more than u are, yes
swollen double fault corner
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180
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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QUotemo positivity
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly flushed french chef incel

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: swollen double fault corner

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: kink-friendly flushed french chef incel

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: spectacular frisky brunch rigor

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly flushed french chef incel

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Awkward stead associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Saffron pungent turdskin

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Peach self-centered church brethren

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: swollen double fault corner

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Peach self-centered church brethren

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: swollen double fault corner

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Peach self-centered church brethren

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: swollen double fault corner

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: Smoky Nofapping Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: swollen double fault corner



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Motley Azure Quadroon



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Awkward stead associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Saffron pungent turdskin



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Irradiated shitlib nursing home



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: aqua pit knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: swollen double fault corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736872)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: swollen double fault corner



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Dull fiercely-loyal school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: startling sexy private investor tattoo

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Curious Institution People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Stimulating gay stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: cyan mildly autistic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Unhinged codepig market

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: dark indian lodge



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Arrogant geriatric goal in life



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: fragrant roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Pale big masturbator dingle berry

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz idiot

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Wine house cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Burgundy trip organic girlfriend really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Curious Institution People Who Are Hurt

(rat)

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Floppy Bawdyhouse Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Floppy Bawdyhouse Friendly Grandma

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Saffron pungent turdskin

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Burgundy trip organic girlfriend really tough guy

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Saffron pungent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Curious Institution People Who Are Hurt

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001)