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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Brindle appetizing market fat ankles
  09/15/13
explain.
spectacular trailer park rigor
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Brindle appetizing market fat ankles
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Electric ticket booth
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Vivacious big-titted hell
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Violet son of senegal
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
blue cruise ship
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
cerebral well-lubricated therapy church
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Electric ticket booth
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Light Clown Friendly Grandma
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Racy cerise locus
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Judgmental box office
  09/15/13
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spectacular trailer park rigor
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Electric ticket booth
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
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  09/15/13
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adulterous aphrodisiac jew hospital
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
autistic ladyboy
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Copper Titillating School Cafeteria Laser Beams
  09/15/13
its ok.
Brindle appetizing market fat ankles
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
red whorehouse
  09/25/15
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adulterous aphrodisiac jew hospital
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
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  06/22/16
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Elite 180 step-uncle's house keepsake machete
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Brindle appetizing market fat ankles
  06/21/17
do you pay?
charismatic national
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Brindle appetizing market fat ankles
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
charismatic national
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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Multi-colored Narrow-minded Boltzmann
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Cruel-hearted passionate travel guidebook
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park rigor

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Electric ticket booth

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Vivacious big-titted hell

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Violet son of senegal

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: blue cruise ship

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral well-lubricated therapy church

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Electric ticket booth

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Light Clown Friendly Grandma

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Racy cerise locus

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Judgmental box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: spectacular trailer park rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Electric ticket booth

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: adulterous aphrodisiac jew hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: autistic ladyboy

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Copper Titillating School Cafeteria Laser Beams

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: red whorehouse

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Elite 180 step-uncle's house keepsake machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: cowardly brunch doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: adulterous aphrodisiac jew hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Elite 180 step-uncle's house keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: charismatic national

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: charismatic national

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Wine resort kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Narrow-minded Boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted passionate travel guidebook

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: aromatic useless gunner nursing home

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: comical zombie-like water buffalo nowag

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Headpube Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Brindle appetizing market fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Reputation#48867830)