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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
pontificating faggot firefighter
  07/10/13
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bat shit crazy charismatic corner ape
  10/27/19
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Indecent Stead People Who Are Hurt
  09/17/13
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demanding point cuck
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
Blathering vigorous idea he suggested quadroon
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/24/14
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tan maniacal corn cake
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/25/14
yea, yep
Blathering vigorous idea he suggested quadroon
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
bateful azure range cumskin
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/25/14
180
frozen irradiated garrison sneaky criminal
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
tan maniacal corn cake
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
tan maniacal corn cake
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
frozen irradiated garrison sneaky criminal
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
glittery cordovan mood location
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Ultramarine sanctuary
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
Cerise razzmatazz legend heaven
  10/25/14
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tan maniacal corn cake
  11/14/14
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tan maniacal corn cake
  12/12/14
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Flushed provocative halford headpube
  02/02/15
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bespoke ticket booth boistinker
  11/21/16
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contagious brass lettuce
  11/21/16
bump4chandler
Bat-shit-crazy church building really tough guy
  05/06/17
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contagious brass lettuce
  05/06/17
Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
bespoke ticket booth boistinker
  08/01/17
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Bistre drunken national security agency senate
  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
idiotic 180 address persian
  08/01/17
LOL
curious locus prole
  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
Bossy Theatre Puppy
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
tan maniacal corn cake
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
passionate son of senegal
  11/21/17
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hilarious orchestra pit
  01/02/19
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Bearded locale candlestick maker
  01/05/19
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tan maniacal corn cake
  03/28/19
OUCH
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  04/17/19
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Milky excitant crotch
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tan maniacal corn cake
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: pontificating faggot firefighter

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: bat shit crazy charismatic corner ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: Indecent Stead People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: demanding point cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Blathering vigorous idea he suggested quadroon

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: Blathering vigorous idea he suggested quadroon

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: bateful azure range cumskin

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: frozen irradiated garrison sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: frozen irradiated garrison sneaky criminal

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: glittery cordovan mood location

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Ultramarine sanctuary

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Cerise razzmatazz legend heaven

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Flushed provocative halford headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: bespoke ticket booth boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: contagious brass lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy church building really tough guy

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: contagious brass lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: bespoke ticket booth boistinker

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Bistre drunken national security agency senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: idiotic 180 address persian

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: curious locus prole

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Bossy Theatre Puppy

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: passionate son of senegal

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: hilarious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Bearded locale candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Bossy Theatre Puppy

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Milky excitant crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: tan maniacal corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: underhanded death wish library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Reputation#49313869)