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what to do with kids in Maine?

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 an...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters....
curious really tough guy
  07/16/26
you are into lobsters huh
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
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lascivious dragon
  07/16/26
I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/16/26
with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and ...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've s...
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/16/26
yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my ton...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
Zurich really loves his wife!
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/16/26
good at computer
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
i'm gonna vomit
Bistre aphrodisiac center stock car
  07/16/26
sand nigger
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When...
federal heaven
  07/17/26
no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline)....
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it...
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/17/26
i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the ...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
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Canary Locale Fanboi
  07/16/26
Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the les...
ruddy know-it-all tank
  07/16/26
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frisky crusty hunting ground
  07/17/26
is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. ...
Crimson Keepsake Machete Half-breed
  07/16/26
her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a ...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
I'm her boyfriend
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/16/26
Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost
federal heaven
  07/17/26
sorry for the confusion friend
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinki...
federal heaven
  07/17/26
just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling abo...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the b...
Hideous Police Squad Faggot Firefighter
  07/16/26
ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that. c...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.
Hideous Police Squad Faggot Firefighter
  07/16/26
SP here. Try raping them
Concupiscible rusted party of the first part theatre
  07/16/26
...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
...
Light exciting senate wrinkle
  07/16/26
"my wife, gary, and i" who is gary
splenetic lay immigrant
  07/16/26
she is my wife!
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/16/26
Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.
splenetic lay immigrant
  07/16/26
i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. s...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
Visit the original Poland Spring
Jet-lagged bawdyhouse marketing idea
  07/17/26
where is that? how far is bangor from portland? few hour...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon ...
Razzmatazz Abode
  07/17/26
ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people s...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
But what would they even have in life if they couldn't compl...
federal heaven
  07/17/26
do cocaine and meth with them
Tripping jap
  07/17/26
i can't bc i am sober now
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  07/17/26
update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and rent...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  08/10/26
trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday,...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  08/14/26
trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but th...
george floyd doing the banana shuffle
  08/18/26


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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

my wife, gary, and i are going to maine with the kids (11 and 8, both boys) in early august. staying in portland. haven't been to ME with kids. what is fun to do there? staying for 5 days. ty.



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: curious really tough guy

lotta stuff with lobsters. let your kids hold live lobsters. kids will freak and have fun with that. Watch lobsters fight. and then of course, learn to eat and enjoy lobsters.

get experience of rocky beaches with cold water.

is it blueberry season? drive up and pick / eat fresh berries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004524)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

you are into lobsters huh

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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: lascivious dragon



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle

I'm going in Oct and need some recommendations too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004527)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

with gary? btw, last night i was banging her doggystyle and pulled out and started eating her puss and ass then started banging her again. rate this move.

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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle

I'm personally a bit squeamish about doing oral after I've started fucking holes but it does demonstrate enthusiastic lust which women go crazy for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004542)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

yea she told me to stop a few seconds after i crammed my tongue in her box because it made her immediately start to come

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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle

Zurich really loves his wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004548)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

good at computer

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

btw i am fucking her again tonight, will report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004562)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Bistre aphrodisiac center stock car

i'm gonna vomit

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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

sand nigger

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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: federal heaven

Wait, I'm still coming to grips with all of this shit. When you say puss, you mean buss for us old fashioned motherfuckers, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006001)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

no she is actually a genetic female named carrie (caroline). i've called her gary for years as a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006003)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle

When I make threads calling my wife Gary it's not a joke, it's...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006009)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

i banged her again last night and did the old "eat the hold after you fuck it" move a second night in a row.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006016)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Canary Locale Fanboi



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: ruddy know-it-all tank

Acadia NP is 180 but will be crowded thru Labor Day. the less-visited portion of the NP on Schoodic Peninsula has some 180 bike trails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004543)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: frisky crusty hunting ground



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Date: July 16th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Crimson Keepsake Machete Half-breed

is your wife named gary? or is gary your wife's boyfriend. my apologies if i'm not up to speed with the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004559)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

her name is carrie, but i've called her gary for years as a joke. in fact, i usually say "gary? gary where are you?" in richard simmons' voice (referencing richard simmons talking to gary dell'abate on the stern show in like 2003) and we have a laugh about that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004560)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle

I'm her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004564)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: federal heaven

Damn I thought gary was a dude lol. I'm so lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006002)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

sorry for the confusion friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006004)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:05 AM
Author: federal heaven

Well, at least we've come full circle. I started out thinking "Gary" was just a funny name for a chick, then I confused myself with the sexual mercurialism you've talked about, and now know Gary is a girl. All is right with the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006023)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

just to clarify - the only thing i've ever been trolling about on here is the gay sex and HIV. all the other stuff has been true (unfortunately).

that said, i did engage a tranny escort once, i can't claim i was making that up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006027)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Hideous Police Squad Faggot Firefighter

Acadia is great for families. Traffic can be tough but the bus service is pretty useful and clean/safe.

There are whale watching boats going right out of downtown Portland.

Spend a day throwing rocks at hippies in downtown Portland.

There are a lot of breweries around there if you want to brewdad it.

I have 180 childhood memories of Franconia Falls over in NH.

Rent a pontoon boat and cruise around one of the many lakes. Swim and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004591)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

ive done a whale boat before, the kids will love that.

cant brewdad, im a recovering addict lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004597)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Hideous Police Squad Faggot Firefighter

Falls and pontoon boat are my top recs then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004609)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible rusted party of the first part theatre

SP here. Try raping them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004603)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Light exciting senate wrinkle



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Date: July 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: splenetic lay immigrant

"my wife, gary, and i"

who is gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004732)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

she is my wife!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50004905)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: splenetic lay immigrant

Ah, gary is your wife. Ty for this clarification.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50005391)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

i can see how that was written in a very confusing manner. sorry and i will pay more attention to detail thank,.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50005979)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Jet-lagged bawdyhouse marketing idea

Visit the original Poland Spring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50005980)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

where is that?

how far is bangor from portland? few hours, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50005984)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Abode

Maine is all junkies. anyone who thinks this is some beacon of white paradise has no idea what they are talking about. bring your kids to portland but know they will be walking over meth addicts the entire time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006019)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

ime, new england is basically pockets of rich white people surrounded by abject poors who might as well live in arkansas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006021)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: federal heaven

But what would they even have in life if they couldn't complain about the nor'easters? Well, aside from a crushing opiod addiction and lack of hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006025)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Tripping jap

do cocaine and meth with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006057)



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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

i can't bc i am sober now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50006060)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

update brothers. we're flying to boston wed morning and renting a car to drive to portland. will stop in kennebunk for lobster roals.

on thursday, we are doing a lobster boat tour thing (~90 min). on friday, doing a whale watching boat (~3.5 hours)

on saturday, we'll go to this place https://www.palaceplayland.com/ my kids absolutely love the rides at this place in ocean city, md called jolly roger. this place has similar rides (some of them look pretty 180).

other than those activities, we'll just find random chill shit to do.

on sunday, we are going down to boston and staying near fanueil hall. will hang around sunday afternoon/evening into monday in boston and come home on monday.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50057616)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

trip is 180 so far. we did the lobster boat thing yesterday, which was really cool, and then a ghost tour at night. today, we did a whale watching boat (kind of a bust - we saw some porpoises and a huge sun fish but no whales - 3.5 hours), then a trolly tour that was about 2 hours that took us to a lighthouse.

going to old orchard beach tomorrow, which has rides and stuff, then maybe this wildlife preserve. canobie lake park came highly recommended, but i got outvoted on that. too much time.

sunday we're driving to boston, then monday we will do one of those duck tours, and i guess some other shit. we fly home monday evening.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50068647)



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Date: August 18th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: george floyd doing the banana shuffle ((zurich is stained))

trip was 180. the whale boat, as noted, kinda sucked, but that's the risk you take.

saturday, we went to old orchard beach and rode rides. got in the water for like 5 minutes and it was insanely cold.

sunday, we drove to boston and on the way stopped at a huge chinese restaurant called Kowloon for lunch. did a duck tour (which was actually pretty awesome), then went to the top of the prudential tower then italian for dinner.

yesterday, we did this optical illusion museum (i feel like every city has one of these), which the kids liked, then the paul revere house and then the boston tea party boat/museum, which was much better than i thought it would be. then we walked to boston common, then came home. flight was 1.5 hrs delayed because a bunch of air traffic controllers apparently called out or some shit.

definitely going back next year but will stay longer and go farther north and make our way down south. maybe bangor/acadia to portland to boston.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883266&forum_id=2Reputation#50076048)