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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Pearl psychic azn
  12/29/15
b!
Stubborn Alcoholic Main People
  12/29/15
C
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
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...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
c
mustard impressive coldplay fan
  12/29/15
a
Blue kitchen dragon
  12/29/15
a
Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Stubborn Alcoholic Main People
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Pearl psychic azn
  12/29/15
...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Stubborn Alcoholic Main People
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
misanthropic outnumbered principal's office
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...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
?
misanthropic outnumbered principal's office
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...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Pearl psychic azn
  12/29/15
...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
c for sure
misanthropic outnumbered principal's office
  12/29/15
C
Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse
  12/29/15
c
umber sickened location
  12/29/15
Xo
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Cyan new version
  12/30/15
C!
Stubborn Alcoholic Main People
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Stubborn Alcoholic Main People
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Sienna Wild Abode Voyeur
  12/29/15
...
insane nowag shrine
  12/29/15
...
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
umber sickened location
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
cerebral white trailer park famous landscape painting
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Heady glassy dilemma half-breed
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
misanthropic outnumbered principal's office
  12/29/15
...
Swashbuckling haunted graveyard university
  12/30/15
...
insane nowag shrine
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
overrated immigrant wagecucks
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Pearl psychic azn
  12/30/15
2
Heady glassy dilemma half-breed
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
overrated immigrant wagecucks
  12/30/15
police
Cyan new version
  12/30/15
1
Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
  12/30/15
...
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
  01/02/16
4 and 180
umber sickened location
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
umber sickened location
  12/30/15
...
navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Effete Locale
  01/11/16
...
black temple
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
Nudist preventive strike
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bungulator
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Pearl psychic azn

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Stubborn Alcoholic Main People

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: mustard impressive coldplay fan

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Blue kitchen dragon

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Stubborn Alcoholic Main People

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Pearl psychic azn

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Stubborn Alcoholic Main People

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: misanthropic outnumbered principal's office

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: misanthropic outnumbered principal's office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Pearl psychic azn

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: misanthropic outnumbered principal's office

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: umber sickened location

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Cyan new version

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Stubborn Alcoholic Main People

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Stubborn Alcoholic Main People

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Sienna Wild Abode Voyeur

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: umber sickened location

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: cerebral white trailer park famous landscape painting

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Heady glassy dilemma half-breed

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: misanthropic outnumbered principal's office

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Swashbuckling haunted graveyard university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: insane nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: overrated immigrant wagecucks

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Pearl psychic azn

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Heady glassy dilemma half-breed

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: overrated immigrant wagecucks

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Cyan new version

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Dull Infuriating Meetinghouse

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: umber sickened location

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: umber sickened location

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: navy arousing pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Effete Locale

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: black temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284039)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Nudist preventive strike

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: scarlet toaster box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2Reputation#41284137)