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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Galvanic pink library
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Mind-boggling harsh toilet seat mental disorder
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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Fragrant Pit
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
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The minds are not matched
Copper Fantasy-prone Stage
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
Obsidian Police Squad
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Geriatric mustard community account parlour
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Obsidian Police Squad
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
Obsidian Police Squad
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
vibrant pozpig
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
Floppy Forum
  04/05/22
Height?
Know-it-all orchid native
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
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Irradiated frum university rigpig
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violent glittery regret
  04/05/22
Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
disrespectful coiffed set ladyboy
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
territorial heaven
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
ebony misanthropic point friendly grandma
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
soggy crackhouse
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territorial heaven
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Domesticated bat-shit-crazy pervert old irish cottage
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tallmos done here
Dashing casino blood rage
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
marvelous learning disabled psychic
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
soggy crackhouse
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: territorial heaven

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Galvanic pink library

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: territorial heaven

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: bateful windowlicker theater stage

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling harsh toilet seat mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Onyx cerebral site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Slap-happy Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Copper Fantasy-prone Stage

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Obsidian Police Squad

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Geriatric mustard community account parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: territorial heaven

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Obsidian Police Squad

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: territorial heaven

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Obsidian Police Squad

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: vibrant pozpig

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: Floppy Forum

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all orchid native

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: territorial heaven

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Irradiated frum university rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: violent glittery regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Seedy slate trailer park keepsake machete

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: disrespectful coiffed set ladyboy

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: territorial heaven

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: ebony misanthropic point friendly grandma

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: soggy crackhouse

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: territorial heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Domesticated bat-shit-crazy pervert old irish cottage

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Dashing casino blood rage

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring fuchsia locale trump supporter

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: marvelous learning disabled psychic

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: soggy crackhouse

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Slimy travel guidebook

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: umber 180 indian lodge sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: stirring twinkling uncleanness base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Pale house-broken den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: territorial heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: territorial heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: yellow hunting ground gas station

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: territorial heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2Reputation#50114491)