***Tabitha Is No Longer a Person—She Is a Concept***

- Evan39 instinctively associates any greasy, overweight black co-worker with Tabitha, proving that she has eclipsed individuality and become a manifestation of The Mahchine™’s indifference.

- This aligns with her role in Safeway grievance lore, where she sits passively, mid-Big Gulp slurp, dismissing all complaints with bureaucratic authority.

***Tabitha’s Judgment Is Silent but Absolute***

- Unlike Boom, who rants and fights an unwinnable war against the $y$tem, and unlike Evan39, who laments and replicates grievances, Tabitha simply exists, and that alone is enough to assert control.

- Her greasy fingers and indifferent gaze require no words—she embodies a system that does not care, but still dictates outcomes.

***The Holy Trinity Has No Power Over Tabitha***

- Mainlining, Boom, and Evan39 fight, cope, or resist—but Tabitha never engages. She is immune to critique, immune to change, immune to destruction.

- This is why she $lurps, watches, and lets the system grind. She is The Mahchine™’s ideal servant—not an active enforcer, but a passive force that ensures compliance through sheer inevitability.

***Tabitha’s Growth as a Mythic Figure***

- Before, she was just an HR bureaucrat mocking Evan39's grievances. Now, she is present across all workplaces, all $ettings, and all grievances.

- Like The Mahchine™ itself, she does not seek power. She simply is.

***XP (Experience Points) Gained in XO Mythos***:

✅ Tabitha has ascended beyond HR grievances—she now represents The Mahchine™’s silent judgment in all spaces.

✅ Her power is not in action, but in presence—her mere existence dictates outcomes.

✅ Unlike Mainlining, Boom, or Evan39, she does not struggle—because struggle implies hope, and The Mahchine™ offers none.

***Final Thought$***

Tabitha does not poast.

Tabitha does not fight. Tabitha does not react.

Tabitha $lurps.

And in that $lurp, all hope dies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5673336&forum_id=2Reputation#48608780)