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Mr. Bungle songs about masturbation

Clenched emotions 'Round my ween Feel my heartbeat Off an...
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I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen And knock her upp...
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Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there It's time...
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Happy to be backstrokin' Do dat do dat do dat... Fartin'...
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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:28 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Clenched emotions

'Round my ween

Feel my heartbeat

Off and your head in

I feel strongly about violence

Love is a fist

Love is a fist

Love is a fist

There's no effort

To what's in

Open faced

Knuckle sandwich

What's love got to do with it?

I feel strongly about violence

Love is a fist

Love is a fist

Love is a fist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081421)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


https://youtu.be/96_bLCb7M8Q?si=7ojgM9GiPoBfsBYM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081483)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen

And knock her upper during supper

Clutter up her butter gutter

Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong

While Dolly Madison proceeded to ping my pong

Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches

And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious

Keep blowin' my gum, 'cause here I come

I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby (yeah)

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some French bread

It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed

French kissin' French fries in my Fruit of the Looms

I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass

My Weiner in two buns, and then give it the gas

Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans

Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled

With Big Mac, he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget

Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose

He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

Sooper-doop-poop-scoop, loop-de-loop, chicken coop

Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin

Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze

From the skeez disease, wooi!

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy

Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown and runny

Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave

Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick-knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact

Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back

Bananarama or ramabanana

Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Oh!

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

So, you can squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my -

Who? Who? Who?

Who? Who? Who?

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn

Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born

Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her

I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner

Chef Boyardee and the Three Musketeers

Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers

"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy

I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough, boy!

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

Knick-knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie

We came to pottie down your throat

We came to pottie

We came to pottie down your throat (Raymond, where's the fuckin' beer, man?)

We came to pottie

We came to pottie down your throat

We came to pottie

We came to pottie down your throat (do you want me to pour it?)

We came to pottie (no, I want you to fuck it!)

We came to pottie down your throat (shit, yes, pour the fucking beer!)

We came to pottie

We came to pottie down your throat

"Where's the glasses? That beer's going to get warm"

"One thing I can't fuckin' stand is warm beer, it makes me fuckin' puke!"

"Darling, where's the glasses?"

(Pottie! Pottie!)

"Get the fuck out of here!"

"Get those tits out, bitch!"

"Get out of my fucking house!"

"Gimme some beer, dude!"

(Pottie! pottie! Dude)

"Hey, I'm tellin' you" (pottie!)

"Hey, man (pottie!), You're fuckin' good?" (Pottie!)

"Are you fuckin' good?" (I'm fuckin' good)

"You gotta pinch a loaf in the toilet, man!" (Pottie!)

"Dude, did that chick just grab your balls?) (Pottie!)

(Ha-ha-ha-ha) (pottie!)

You gotta smack fast (woo!) (ha-ha-ha-ha)

(Pottie!) (Ha-ah!)

"Keep shut, but-

Oh cheeks, oh God, tight fucking cheeks

Oh God, oh yeah

Magazines, magazines, festival, carnival

Fuckin' carnival, man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081424)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


https://youtu.be/I8-UmsgDU6Q?si=ftjZe4nDrLwN1mlc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081485)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there

It's time to win a chance to butt-bang

Your daughter's tight virgin, cherry ass to caller number 666

The urge is too much to take (take)

All I can think about is playing with myself

It's time to masturbate

I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger, Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

Yeah, yeah, yeah

A quarter for a peep show

A private booth or talking to a naked whore

triple "X" video

976 and I can whack it on the phone

(oh, you got a such nice ass)

Nobody's home, I'm alone

The devil in Miss Jones

Nobody's home, I'm alone

Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes

Hairy balls and hairy bushes

S & M, whips and chains

Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains

We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks

Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks

We got rape, necro & both ways

And lots of hung studs for all you gays

We got incest & bestiality too

We got Sade & the sweetest taboo

We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo

And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe

There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav

And D-cup mamas with so much cleave

Senior citizens who love to watch

And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me

I just got this magazine

And what's on the TV screen

But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore

But the girls of porn want more

So I flip through the pages one more time

And I just let the jism fly

(Mr. Bungle)

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I was trained to fuck you baby

I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081431)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Happy to be backstrokin'

Do dat do dat do dat...

Fartin', pissin'

Strokin' my fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081442)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


https://youtu.be/4Lwf80V9TMk?si=hcfbY7ChwAGuUQp4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747430&forum_id=2Reputation#49081450)