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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Red naked nibblets
  02/22/12
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geriatric flatulent multi-billionaire hall
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Green Becky
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
beady-eyed silver office
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
fishy roommate
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
fishy roommate
  02/22/12
u jelly
Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Razzle-dazzle apoplectic affirmative action
  12/13/15
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Green Becky
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
vigorous haunted graveyard mood
  02/23/12
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Green Becky
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Red naked nibblets
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Startling stage
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Wonderful know-it-all hospital
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Green Becky
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Brass space french chef
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Green Becky
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Red naked nibblets
  02/23/12
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Green Becky
  02/24/17
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Anal sable quadroon
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Confused sapphire ladyboy old irish cottage
  02/25/12
cr
opaque nowag cumskin
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Red naked nibblets
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
concupiscible slap-happy set stain
  02/12/13
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Green Becky
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Irate giraffe address
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Green Becky
  10/26/12
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Rusted Home Hairy Legs
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Red naked nibblets
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
passionate institution
  11/20/12
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narrow-minded razzle plaza
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
narrow-minded razzle plaza
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Wonderful know-it-all hospital
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
opaque nowag cumskin
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
passionate institution
  01/19/13
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Green Becky
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Charismatic station
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
black talented love of her life
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
opaque nowag cumskin
  01/31/13
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passionate institution
  02/12/13
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Tan Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit
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electric police squad knife
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shimmering locus crotch
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
concupiscible slap-happy set stain
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
Swollen Plum Stead Tank
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shimmering locus crotch
  12/07/21
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Red naked nibblets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: geriatric flatulent multi-billionaire hall



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Green Becky

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed silver office

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: fishy roommate

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: fishy roommate

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Ruby unhinged theater travel guidebook

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle apoplectic affirmative action

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Green Becky



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: vigorous haunted graveyard mood

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Green Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20037621)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Red naked nibblets

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Startling stage

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Wonderful know-it-all hospital

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Green Becky

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Brass space french chef

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Green Becky

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Red naked nibblets

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Green Becky



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Anal sable quadroon



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Confused sapphire ladyboy old irish cottage

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: opaque nowag cumskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Red naked nibblets

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: concupiscible slap-happy set stain

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Green Becky



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Irate giraffe address

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Green Becky

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Rusted Home Hairy Legs



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Red naked nibblets

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: passionate institution

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded razzle plaza



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: narrow-minded razzle plaza

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Wonderful know-it-all hospital

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: opaque nowag cumskin

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: passionate institution

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Green Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22466921)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Charismatic station

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: black talented love of her life

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: opaque nowag cumskin

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: passionate institution



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Tan Soul-stirring Orchestra Pit



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: electric police squad knife



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: shimmering locus crotch



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible slap-happy set stain

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Swollen Plum Stead Tank

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: shimmering locus crotch



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: comical milky depressive ratface



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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