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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

you broke up when you went to college (turning down state flagship where you could have stayed with her for Dartmouth because you needed the "intellectual stimulation") and you Facebook her now, 10 years later, and she's working as a dental assistant and married to a 6'3" accountant who was the star receiver on your HS football team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261846)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: coral adventurous dilemma

Sugar Ray*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617102)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

you're 100K in debt from WashU law, unemployed, and living in a studio apartment in East St. Louis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28261856)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

On your 29th birthday she messages you on Facebook.

"Hey, how are things? It's been a while."

You clothe yourself, finish the last of your PBR can, and start to compose a reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262735)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: comical set

She never responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617059)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Violet Self-centered Jap Office

, to the 1-paragraph email you spent 55 minutes perfectly crafting and have re-read 10 times since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723583)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: pearl slimy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725856)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: pearl slimy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725855)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: gold house-broken chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: jet beady-eyed field

Fuck off dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262750)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: obsidian floppy institution

this is an eerily accurate description of my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262765)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: jet beady-eyed field

Why does it hurt so bad man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262795)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: obsidian floppy institution

such is life. there's no going back and your sps decisions stick with you forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262813)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262831)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: transparent national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617063)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: drunken stain stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617068)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: provocative knife hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617074)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: salmon pozpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723543)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: glittery locale ratface

You can still maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

"I'm good. How are you?"

"Oh, you know, just spending a lot of time with Jeremy and the girlfriends. I hear you're a lawyer now?"

"Yeah, you could say that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262802)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Sable Indian Lodge

Promising

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262807)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: citrine newt half-breed

Hah! Like I had a girlfriend in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262858)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: salmon pozpig macaca

CR joke is on this fgt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262873)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: citrine newt half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262900)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Exciting light legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268449)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 3:56 PM
Author: supple church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28269083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:10 PM
Author: provocative knife hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617076)



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Date: July 20th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28376390)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: salmon pozpig macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30723532)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 8:24 AM
Author: hot cream alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725621)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: glittery locale ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725801)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:26 AM
Author: Azure fragrant yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725819)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: pearl slimy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725857)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Hairless giraffe sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262897)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz reading party

twist: she forgot your name during countless cock seshs with black athletes at college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28262915)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

She doesn't reply. After ten minutes her "online" indicator switches to "offline."

Against your better judgment, you navigate to her profile and look at her photos.

You sweat and a rash appears on your neck, highlighting the morning's razor burn. Click right arrow. Click right arrow. Click right arrow.

The Chinese takeout you ate for lunch wells up inside you and forces its way out through your mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265159)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:36 AM
Author: pearl slimy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725859)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state

You didn't get all of it in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28265253)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268436)



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Date: July 6th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Exciting light legend

i love sigur ros but have never met a chick who gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#28268446)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Disturbing bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617109)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: transparent national philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617052)



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Date: June 3rd, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Disturbing bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30617079)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Titillating masturbator



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725798)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 9:30 AM
Author: Iridescent Disgusting Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#30725830)



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Date: November 14th, 2017 10:45 PM
Author: beta geriatric pisswyrm state



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly talented school



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Date: July 22nd, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: Disturbing bbw



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245724)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2927183&forum_id=2Reputation#49245727)