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Soccermos: why not 'pinch' ball between elbows and run with it?

Not a hand ball
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
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fuchsia wonderful menage depressive
  07/25/15
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fuchsia wonderful menage depressive
  07/10/18
more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair p...
mischievous theater sweet tailpipe
  07/25/15
any arm contact is a handball
Ivory nofapping meetinghouse
  07/25/15
I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their bac...
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK...
nubile church legend
  07/26/15
That's a handball. Also, players don't take kindly to tri...
pontificating locus
  07/25/15
Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perf...
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, a...
Aqua magical multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.
Slate property
  07/25/15
Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking...
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run towa...
Slate property
  07/25/15
No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thr...
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!
Slate property
  07/25/15
everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongme...
nubile church legend
  07/26/15
(actual retard)
glittery henna space
  07/26/15
"Offsides would be the only issue I think." Hav...
pontificating locus
  07/25/15
Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offside...
Slate property
  07/25/15
Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one...
Aqua magical multi-billionaire
  07/25/15
Not offsides but obstruction.
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
Handball includes the whole arm.
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
Lol it's not called an armball
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
How many interactions by a player with the ball in American ...
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the...
pontificating locus
  07/25/15
?
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
"With the ball" implies possession and field goals...
Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot
  07/25/15
I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the bal...
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% bec...
Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot
  07/26/15
(retard hamburger) im pretty sure if you called your spor...
glittery henna space
  07/26/15
Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.
Curious milk coldplay fan
  07/26/15
Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have m...
Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot
  07/25/15
Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has th...
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ...
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressin...
Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot
  07/25/15
ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble o...
floppy gaping
  07/25/15
Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc
onyx submissive fanboi pistol
  07/25/15
obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investiga...
floppy gaping
  07/25/15
"But did he make a football move?" [5 minutes ...
pontificating locus
  07/25/15
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Rebellious Topaz Cuck
  07/26/15
Lol you're so overreaching
drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/25/15
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hyperventilating haunted graveyard crackhouse
  07/26/15
did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your b...
glittery henna space
  07/26/15
(William Webb Ellis)
High-end flushed library
  07/26/15
One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the groun...
Transparent pervert point
  07/26/15
lmfao why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your...
Charismatic Light Indian Lodge
  07/10/18
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drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty
  07/10/18
Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team fo...
azure step-uncle's house factory reset button
  07/10/18
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odious abode
  11/29/22
Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball th...
Fantasy-prone Alpha Stage
  11/29/22
most games already end in a draw afaik.
Robert Byrd Schitt
  06/13/26
I made this
No Paye No Gain
  06/13/26
That's a great way to get tennis elbow.
Junko Enoshima
  06/13/26


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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:54 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Not a hand ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412443)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful menage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412459)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: fuchsia wonderful menage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400663)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: mischievous theater sweet tailpipe

more serious suggestion why not use some really pasty hair product and run with it on your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412466)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Ivory nofapping meetinghouse

any arm contact is a handball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412473)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

I've seen girls touch their shoulder blades behind their back. Would that be illegal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412584)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:16 PM
Author: nubile church legend

shoulder blades aren't considered your arm, that's your BACK

cmon stop being a retard lolyer looking for loopholes, nigga, you know what "arm" means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414679)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: pontificating locus

That's a handball.

Also, players don't take kindly to tricks like what you are thinking of. Check out this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxzP2G5gK0



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412603)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Lol at these soccer pussies putting up a 'fight' over a perfectly legal move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412619)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Aqua magical multi-billionaire

Why not just have one guy dribble the ball up to the goal, and the other 9 guys link arms and form a tight circle around him so nobody on the other team can get the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412660)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: Slate property

Lol TBF this would be AWESOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412693)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Imagine 9 HUGE nfl linemen forming a defense. Lol at fucking soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412738)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Slate property

Offsides would be the only issue I think. Have them run toward w defender and push the defender along to keep them in front maybe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412767)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

No offsides if no passing. I learned that from the other thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412769)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Slate property

Sweet! Why isn't everyone already doing this?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412833)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: nubile church legend

everyone is a pansy in europe, no big doods outside strongmen and doods who defect for US PIGSKIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414691)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: glittery henna space

(actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414692)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: pontificating locus

"Offsides would be the only issue I think."

Have you *ever* watched soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412770)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Slate property

Really only the World Cup and never fully understood offsides. I'm a girl though, so free pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412836)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: Aqua magical multi-billionaire

Offsides isn't an issue if you never pass, just have the one guy dribble it all the way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412773)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

Not offsides but obstruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

Handball includes the whole arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412749)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:45 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Lol it's not called an armball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412782)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

How many interactions by a player with the ball in American football involve the use of the foot? 1%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412793)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: pontificating locus

Wins, losses and the sports' champions are determined by the foot. Patriots. Norwood. It's one of the lamer aspects of football to be fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412802)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412805)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot

"With the ball" implies possession and field goals kickers do not "posses" the ball at the time of the kick so this number will actually be a lot lower than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412840)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

I mean contacts with the ball or attempts to contact the ball.

Why is the game called football when it mostly involves throwing, catching and holding the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412884)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot

Well if we're being smart asses than that number is 100% because most players "interacting" with the ball are trying to progress it, you know, by running.

Why is your game called soccer when all the guys playing it are too low-T to ever actually sock a women in the face (when she deserves it)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412942)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: glittery henna space

(retard hamburger)

im pretty sure if you called your sport american handball, it would sound more appealing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414602)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Curious milk coldplay fan

Because it is played on foot, and not horseback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414563)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:50 PM
Author: Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot

Don't goalies get to pick their own uniforms? I would have mine wear the other teams colors. Or I would cover him in tin foil and have people in the stands shine lasers on him when the other team went to shoot. Ljl at this sporttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412825)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Literally the least creative sport on earth. Baseball has the hidden ball play football the flea flicker why can't soccer twinks try something new when it would obviously work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412838)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

GKs have to wear a uniform that is different to both sides' ordinary team strips.

In higher leagues the GK's top also has to contrast with the referees' tops and cannot be the same colour as the other goalkeeper's. This is why EPL teams have lots of different coloured GK tops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412853)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: Amber Nighttime Church Building Idiot

Lol what the fuck? In lower leagues you have goalies dressing like each other and pretending to be referees?

Lmao that shit would never fly in football or basketball. I'm trying to picture some kid pretending to be a referee during a HS football game and I just can't do it

Also none of this addresses my points re: tin foil and lasers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412886)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: floppy gaping

ok so why not catch the ball between your knees and wobble over to the other team's goal with it while your boys run super fast circles around you creating a virtual force field?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412850)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: onyx submissive fanboi pistol

Obstruction, unsportsmanlike conduct etc etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412857)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: floppy gaping

obstruction? lol what is this a game or a criminal investigation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: pontificating locus

"But did he make a football move?"

[5 minutes of replays, commentator discussion]



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412881)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Rebellious Topaz Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414596)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 11:56 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty

Lol you're so overreaching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28412883)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating haunted graveyard crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414629)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: glittery henna space

did you know its not a legal move to trap a ball with your body, such that the ball can't be removed without being fouled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414615)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 12:12 PM
Author: High-end flushed library

(William Webb Ellis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28414659)



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Date: July 26th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Transparent pervert point

One bro should trap the ball between his belly and the ground while 4 other bros grab a limb and drag him down the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#28415113)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Light Indian Lodge

lmfao

why not just curl into a ball with the ball in your belly, then your team drags you down the field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400669)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:06 PM
Author: drab very tactful keepsake machete kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400619)



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Date: July 10th, 2018 7:09 PM
Author: azure step-uncle's house factory reset button

Realy good suggestions ITT. Lol at the TTT US soccer team for not thinking of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#36400637)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: odious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561197)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Alpha Stage

Just recruit a huge fat ass guy who just sits on the ball the whole game and end each game in a draw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#45561217)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: Robert Byrd Schitt

most games already end in a draw afaik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936130)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: No Paye No Gain

I made this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936124)



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Date: June 13th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

That's a great way to get tennis elbow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2946004&forum_id=2Reputation#49936126)