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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Hairraiser den
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Magenta turdskin
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Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/24/18
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  01/26/16
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  09/26/21
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  05/15/22
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cerebral talking idiot native
  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
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Beady-eyed brethren shitlib
  01/25/16
toxic
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  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
rose rigpig pistol
  01/25/16
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White Thriller Puppy
  01/25/16
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
...
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/25/16
damnit
frozen office
  01/25/16
...
Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
jfc
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office
  01/25/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/25/16
Cr
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
hm
Dashing cream gaming laptop alpha
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
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  01/25/16
wait
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Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
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magical slate property
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
rose rigpig pistol
  01/25/16
...
Umber Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Erotic charismatic private investor indian lodge
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
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  01/25/16
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frozen office
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/25/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Translucent plaza
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
ruby awkward becky
  01/25/16
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aphrodisiac orchid patrolman locus
  01/27/16
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Beady-eyed brethren shitlib
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Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
damn
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  01/25/16
O LORD
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  01/25/16
jfc
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  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
fragrant mahogany roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office
  01/25/16
Lmao
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
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Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  02/15/16
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  10/27/17
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  03/16/20
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iridescent bat shit crazy temple
  02/18/22
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Azure elastic band place of business
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
frozen office
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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Glassy Motley Water Buffalo
  01/26/16
180
Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Supple hateful jewess
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
carmine french cuck dilemma
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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Azure elastic band place of business
  12/26/17
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vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  08/12/19
180
Hairraiser den
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
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  01/27/16
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Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  01/27/16
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
odious lilac stage indirect expression
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
odious lilac stage indirect expression
  02/02/16
...
vigorous goyim stage
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Contagious gunner
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
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  05/19/16
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  10/24/16
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  12/17/16
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  01/03/17
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  01/23/17
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180 existential horror
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  10/27/17
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  10/27/17
JFC
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Exhilarant nibblets
  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
glittery mischievous juggernaut
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
snowy sneaky criminal crackhouse
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
fragrant mahogany roast beef
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federal milky chapel prole
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
toxic
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Translucent plaza
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Translucent plaza
  01/25/16
TY bro
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
...
fragrant mahogany roast beef
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
180 burgundy tanning salon trump supporter
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Brindle headpube
  10/27/17
...
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  10/27/17
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Buff Metal Senate Halford
  05/24/18
...
honey-headed selfie library
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Aromatic cyan cumskin
  10/27/17
credited advice
frisky rehab milk
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
i lol'd
lascivious stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Translucent plaza
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
lol
indecent friendly grandma
  06/01/17
...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Azure elastic band place of business
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
Lmao
big green french chef
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/25/16
lmao true
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  01/25/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
...
Azure elastic band place of business
  12/26/17
Haha
naked rambunctious business firm
  03/19/20
...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
...
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
180 burgundy tanning salon trump supporter
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Bateful cerise box office
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
At-the-ready alcoholic mexican
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Aromatic cyan cumskin
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
indigo curious potus hospital
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Shimmering station
  06/03/19
oh no
carmine french cuck dilemma
  08/08/19
LOL
frum hominid rigor
  03/16/20
JFC
honey-headed selfie library
  03/19/20
Update?
iridescent bat shit crazy temple
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
diverse mildly autistic weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
vermilion heaven
  01/25/16
...
Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  05/19/16
...
magical slate property
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
drab community account
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
drab community account
  01/26/16
Cr
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/26/16
...
Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
...
Ungodly kitchen
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
drab community account
  01/26/16
...
glittery mischievous juggernaut
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Disgusting nowag half-breed
  01/26/16
...
Disgusting nowag half-breed
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
mind-boggling therapy fanboi
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Pontificating mewling school psychic
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
mint point main people
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
mind-boggling therapy fanboi
  01/26/16
...
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naked rambunctious business firm
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Hairraiser den
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bronze ticket booth double fault
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...
mint point main people
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...
Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  03/28/16
...
jet splenetic hall
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
histrionic maize crotch
  01/26/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Hairraiser den
  01/26/16
...
crystalline talented set
  10/24/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
lascivious stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Stimulating Codepig Personal Credit Line
  04/04/16
...
Floppy abode skinny woman
  03/15/17
*applause*
Puce State Circlehead
  10/27/17
...
Exhilarant nibblets
  09/26/21
...
Aromatic cyan cumskin
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
drab community account
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
...
drab community account
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
drab community account
  01/26/16
...
rusted doobsian space tank
  01/26/16
...
Translucent plaza
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Describe
drab community account
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
drab community account
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
...
Translucent plaza
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Yellow greedy base
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
Fuck
Yellow greedy base
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
magical slate property
  01/26/16
cq's!
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
honey-headed selfie library
  03/19/20
...
Floppy abode skinny woman
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Concupiscible twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/26/16
except for your autism
glittery mischievous juggernaut
  01/26/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
...
frisky rehab milk
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Translucent plaza
  01/26/16
...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
...
mint point main people
  01/26/16
...
Ungodly kitchen
  01/23/17
...
Floppy abode skinny woman
  03/15/17
...
Pontificating mewling school psychic
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
drab community account
  01/26/16
underrated
crystalline talented set
  01/26/16
...
Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  02/15/16
...
avocado domesticated athletic conference orchestra pit
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
charcoal ladyboy theater stage
  01/26/16
...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
jfc
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
...
insecure telephone
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
do u love it
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Clear lay partner
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Rebellious yarmulke lettuce
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Dead swashbuckling associate
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
frozen office
  01/26/16
...
Yellow greedy base
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser den
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Translucent plaza
  01/26/16
...
magical slate property
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
mint point main people
  01/26/16
JFC
Comical Abusive School Cafeteria Stock Car
  01/26/16
180
Appetizing sanctuary useless brakes
  01/26/16
...
cracking brilliant corner old irish cottage
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Yellow greedy base
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Dead swashbuckling associate
  01/26/16
...
Dead swashbuckling associate
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Adventurous laser beams
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
180 twist
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
THIS
lascivious stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
...
Twisted church building
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Soul-stirring lime sex offender
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
sickened jade giraffe
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
locale
  01/26/16
fucking damn
frozen office
  01/26/16
...
Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
180
coral legend
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
fragrant mahogany roast beef
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/27/16
...
magical slate property
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
odious lilac stage indirect expression
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Filthy market quadroon
  05/19/16
repost please
fragrant mahogany roast beef
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Adventurous laser beams
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Filthy market quadroon
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Rebellious yarmulke lettuce
  01/26/16
tyft brother
lascivious stag film degenerate
  01/26/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  01/26/16
...
vermilion heaven
  01/27/16
180.
Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  01/27/16
...
Twisted church building
  01/29/16
...
Topaz seedy pit
  01/31/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
menage
  02/02/16
brave
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  02/03/16
...
iridescent bat shit crazy temple
  02/22/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Canary foreskin coffee pot
  02/22/16
...
fragrant mahogany roast beef
  03/08/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  09/27/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  03/04/16
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  04/04/16
...
marvelous step-uncle's house bbw
  04/04/16
cr
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  04/20/16
...
iridescent bat shit crazy temple
  05/11/16
...
bronze ticket booth double fault
  05/11/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  06/17/16
...
resort
  09/27/16
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  10/21/16
mods please delete
magical slate property
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location
  10/24/16
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Filthy market quadroon
  10/24/16
...
Topaz seedy pit
  10/27/16
...
coldplay fan center
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
magical slate property
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Brass
  01/23/17
... ...
Aromatic cyan cumskin
  01/23/17
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  07/08/17
Lol
Canary foreskin coffee pot
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
angry sticky goal in life
  01/16/19
...
Hairraiser den
  02/11/17
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  03/13/17
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  03/15/17
...
Floppy abode skinny woman
  03/15/17
...
Topaz seedy pit
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
useless
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
walnut idea he suggested
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
honey-headed selfie library
  06/01/17
...
gold
  06/01/17
...
Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Pink Love Of Her Life
  06/13/17
...
honey-headed selfie library
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
zippy dragon
  07/08/17
...
dull free-loading jap
  08/18/17
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  09/25/17
...
Yellow greedy base
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
magical slate property
  10/27/17
...
red ceo
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
wine beta blood rage
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
wine beta blood rage
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
coldplay fan center
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Ocher Party Of The First Part
  05/24/18
...
vermilion heaven
  07/25/18
...
Yellow greedy base
  05/17/18
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
national security agency
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  07/25/18
...
multi-colored striped hyena cruise ship
  07/25/18
...
Yellow greedy base
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/16/19
...
magical slate property
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
angry sticky goal in life
  01/16/19
Jfc
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
magical slate property
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
ebony haunted graveyard persian
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Judgmental Elite
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Judgmental Elite
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Judgmental Elite
  01/17/19
...
Yellow greedy base
  04/08/19
...
Lake affirmative action
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
red ceo
  04/09/19
...
Judgmental Elite
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Judgmental Elite
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Territorial cocky hairy legs
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  06/03/19
...
magical slate property
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Contagious gunner
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Judgmental Elite
  06/03/19
...
Hairraiser den
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Judgmental Elite
  08/08/19
...
Judgmental Elite
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
flushed dysfunction
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Costumed
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
flushed dysfunction
  08/12/19
...
flushed dysfunction
  03/16/20
...
sapphire
  02/02/20
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  03/14/20
...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  03/16/20
...
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  09/30/20
...
Ultramarine Black Woman
  08/27/21
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  09/13/21
...
magical slate property
  09/26/21
...
Olive Internal Respiration
  10/11/21
...
Exhilarant nibblets
  10/11/21
bump
Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit
  03/12/22
...
Smoky bearded public bath azn
  01/05/23
...
iridescent bat shit crazy temple
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Dun corn cake new version
  10/13/23
...
Buff Metal Senate Halford
  01/03/24
...
Yellow greedy base
  08/09/24
...
lfo
  07/28/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678453)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen

This one stings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683283)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser den

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: crystalline talented set

jesus no...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714981)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: avocado domesticated athletic conference orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287869)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
Author: haunting boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446899)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Cowardly Clown Whorehouse



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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41114459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling therapy fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678454)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: White Thriller Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678456)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678525)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: flesh church



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: infuriating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678460)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
Author: Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678464)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: flesh church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678478)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: amber disrespectful range



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679440)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679919)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Magenta turdskin

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680351)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680560)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682019)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: multi-colored striped hyena cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Spruce High-end Spot Newt



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545318)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34960866)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35226963)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: cerebral talking idiot native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734433)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683284)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
Author: Black masturbator international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: avocado domesticated athletic conference orchestra pit



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant nibblets



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: misanthropic embarrassed to the bone electric furnace



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: cerebral talking idiot native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: cerebral talking idiot native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Erotic charismatic private investor indian lodge

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Brindle headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren shitlib

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: electric silver bawdyhouse

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: rose rigpig pistol

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: White Thriller Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: frozen office

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Dashing cream gaming laptop alpha

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: rose rigpig pistol

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Umber Razzle-dazzle Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Erotic charismatic private investor indian lodge

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Erotic charismatic private investor indian lodge

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: frozen office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: ruby awkward becky

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orchid patrolman locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: ivory boiling water wrinkle

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed brethren shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: mint point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: garnet dopamine parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz forum

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: nighttime son of senegal fat ankles

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Pale House-broken Keepsake Machete Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: lavender site candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: mint point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Pontificating mewling school psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Fuchsia harsh regret sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Chocolate adulterous area stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: pearl institution hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: iridescent bat shit crazy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Azure elastic band place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Magenta turdskin

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: frozen office

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: provocative citrine brunch

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: galvanic irate national cuckoldry

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Glassy Motley Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Supple hateful jewess

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: carmine french cuck dilemma

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: indigo curious potus hospital

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Azure elastic band place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: stirring home mediation

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: odious lilac stage indirect expression

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: odious lilac stage indirect expression

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: vigorous goyim stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Trip bisexual hell background story

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Contagious gunner

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: slimy parlor pocket flask

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: arousing field doctorate

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Passionate incel

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Unhinged tan mad cow disease piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Excitant insane toaster antidepressant drug

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Topaz seedy pit

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Wonderful shrine police squad

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: exciting wagecucks knife

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: pearly vivacious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: aqua sound barrier garrison

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia harsh regret sweet tailpipe

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Sable Gas Station

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: titillating chartreuse university

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: red ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: razzle address voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: frisky rehab milk

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: maroon stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: sooty underhanded casino dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: jet splenetic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: glittery mischievous juggernaut

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: snowy sneaky criminal crackhouse

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: federal milky chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: 180 burgundy tanning salon trump supporter

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Brindle headpube

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Spectacular volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan cumskin

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: frisky rehab milk

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: irradiated trailer park

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious stag film degenerate

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: indecent friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Azure elastic band place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone emerald philosopher-king

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: vermilion heaven

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: big green french chef

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Azure elastic band place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: naked rambunctious business firm

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: 180 burgundy tanning salon trump supporter

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Bateful cerise box office

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: At-the-ready alcoholic mexican

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan cumskin

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: indigo curious potus hospital

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Shimmering station

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: carmine french cuck dilemma

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: frum hominid rigor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: iridescent bat shit crazy temple

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: diverse mildly autistic weed whacker

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: drab community account

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: drab community account

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: drab community account

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: glittery mischievous juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Disgusting nowag half-breed

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Disgusting nowag half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling therapy fanboi

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Pontificating mewling school psychic

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mint point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Bearded purple people who are hurt sandwich

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling therapy fanboi

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Boyish bistre liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: naked rambunctious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: mint point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: jet splenetic hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: histrionic maize crotch

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser den

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: crystalline talented set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: lascivious stag film degenerate

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Codepig Personal Credit Line

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Puce State Circlehead

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: drab community account

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: drab community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: drab community account

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: rusted doobsian space tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Translucent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: drab community account

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: drab community account

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Translucent plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: magical slate property

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible twinkling uncleanness

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: glittery mischievous juggernaut

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: frisky rehab milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: mint point main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Ungodly kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Pontificating mewling school psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: drab community account

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: crystalline talented set

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: avocado domesticated athletic conference orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: charcoal ladyboy theater stage

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: insecure telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Clear lay partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Rebellious yarmulke lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Dead swashbuckling associate

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: frozen office

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Translucent plaza

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: mint point main people

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Comical Abusive School Cafeteria Stock Car

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Appetizing sanctuary useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: cracking brilliant corner old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Dead swashbuckling associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Dead swashbuckling associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: lascivious stag film degenerate

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Twisted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lime sex offender

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: vibrant ruddy house pisswyrm

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: sickened jade giraffe

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  locale

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: frozen office

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Autistic Trust Fund Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: coral legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: odious lilac stage indirect expression

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Filthy market quadroon

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Filthy market quadroon

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Rebellious yarmulke lettuce

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: lascivious stag film degenerate

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Twisted church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Topaz seedy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  menage

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: iridescent bat shit crazy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Canary foreskin coffee pot

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant mahogany roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: iridescent bat shit crazy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: bronze ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author:  resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: magical slate property

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Aggressive mad-dog skullcap location

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Filthy market quadroon

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Topaz seedy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  coldplay fan center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: magical slate property

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Brass

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Aromatic cyan cumskin

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Canary foreskin coffee pot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: angry sticky goal in life

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Hairraiser den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Floppy abode skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Topaz seedy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: useless

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: walnut idea he suggested

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: gold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Vengeful primrose lodge digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Pink Love Of Her Life

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: honey-headed selfie library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  zippy dragon

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: dull free-loading jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: magical slate property

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: red ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: wine beta blood rage

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: wine beta blood rage

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  coldplay fan center

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  Ocher Party Of The First Part

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: vermilion heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  national security agency

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: multi-colored striped hyena cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: angry sticky goal in life

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: magical slate property

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: ebony haunted graveyard persian

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: laughsome peach organic girlfriend theatre

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Judgmental Elite

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Lake affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: red ceo

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Territorial cocky hairy legs

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Contagious gunner

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Judgmental Elite



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  flushed dysfunction

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Costumed

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  flushed dysfunction

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  flushed dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author:  sapphire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: magical slate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Olive Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Heady Hissy Fit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Smoky bearded public bath azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: iridescent bat shit crazy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: 

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Dun corn cake new version

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Buff Metal Senate Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Yellow greedy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136888)