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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
avocado ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Frozen center
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Clear area
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Coral stirring lay
  10/24/16
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crystalline university
  01/03/17
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Learning disabled arousing senate
  02/20/18
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tantric nibblets halford
  06/03/19
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Clear area
  10/14/20
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diverse pearl bawdyhouse macaca
  01/25/16
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aqua pontificating tattoo
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling citrine church building
  01/25/16
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Titillating navy international law enforcement agency stag film
  01/25/16
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mauve hell chad
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling citrine church building
  01/25/16
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Titillating navy international law enforcement agency stag film
  01/25/16
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Orchid know-it-all half-breed
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/25/16
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Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
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Beady-eyed emerald theater ceo
  01/25/16
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Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
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Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
comical community account
  01/25/16
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Alcoholic location
  01/25/16
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avocado ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
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mustard trip milk
  01/26/16
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crusty site
  01/26/16
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stimulating library
  11/27/16
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  06/13/17
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chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  12/19/17
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Chartreuse pozpig
  01/24/18
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honey-headed thriller dopamine property
  06/10/24
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Frozen center
  01/26/16
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Cracking Walnut Institution Doctorate
  10/24/16
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crystalline university
  11/27/16
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/23/17
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Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  04/20/17
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  02/20/18
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  05/24/18
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black curious brunch dingle berry
  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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honey-headed thriller dopamine property
  05/15/22
...
honey-headed thriller dopamine property
  05/04/24
ruthless.
twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop
  01/25/16
Brutal
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
...
Big Lemon Meetinghouse
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Ocher narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
toxic
sinister slap-happy goyim
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
vigorous corner
  01/25/16
...
aqua pontificating tattoo
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/25/16
damnit
charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling citrine church building
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
jfc
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mind-boggling citrine church building
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/25/16
Cr
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
hm
pungent indian lodge sweet tailpipe
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
wait
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/25/16
...
Frozen center
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
vigorous corner
  01/25/16
...
cyan therapy feces
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop
  01/25/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/25/16
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
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Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard
  01/25/16
...
charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
anal 180 marketing idea base
  01/25/16
...
Racy shitlib
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Passionate parlour weed whacker
  01/25/16
...
Ocher narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
...
Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold
  01/25/16
damn
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/25/16
...
Marvelous lavender deer antler hospital
  01/25/16
O LORD
Iridescent provocative resort newt
  01/25/16
jfc
Khaki friendly grandma
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Alcoholic location
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling citrine church building
  01/25/16
Lmao
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
...
Sapphire Trump Supporter Abode
  01/25/16
...
Frozen center
  01/26/16
...
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/26/16
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crusty site
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  02/15/16
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Federal Market
  07/08/17
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insanely creepy hominid skinny woman
  07/08/17
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flickering unholy station mood
  07/08/17
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  10/27/17
...
Heady abusive new version
  12/26/17
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  05/24/18
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  03/16/20
...
Haunting Garrison Headpube
  02/18/22
...
Indecent cuckoldry
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
comical community account
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend
  01/25/16
ouch
ebony love of her life state
  01/26/16
poison
Galvanic whorehouse internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
house-broken claret philosopher-king cruise ship
  01/26/16
180
avocado ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Slate vibrant step-uncle's house windowlicker
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Frozen center
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Hideous locus degenerate
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Judgmental nowag native
  09/27/16
...
Indecent cuckoldry
  12/26/17
...
crusty site
  08/12/19
180
Clear area
  01/26/16
...
crusty site
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Blathering principal's office electric furnace
  01/27/16
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  01/27/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
razzmatazz bat shit crazy den
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
razzmatazz bat shit crazy den
  02/02/16
...
Territorial Misunderstood Menage Generalized Bond
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
dark field
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
brilliant insane chapel
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
dun appetizing box office
  02/24/16
18000000
Histrionic fantasy-prone fat ankles
  03/04/16
165
topaz glittery trailer park national security agency
  03/04/16
...
aquamarine jap pervert
  05/19/16
chilling
Domesticated cerebral stage jewess
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
hairraiser address
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Spectacular Home Immigrant
  01/03/17
oh my.
startling boltzmann
  01/23/17
toxic
vivacious bearded stage
  03/13/17
...
Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
...
Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard
  04/02/17
...
Odious Forum Ladyboy
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Cobalt Sickened Gay Wizard
  07/08/17
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  10/27/17
mother of god
insanely creepy hominid skinny woman
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
frisky exhilarant school cafeteria
  10/27/17
JFC
Carnelian swashbuckling boiling water filthpig
  10/27/17
...
concupiscible impertinent tanning salon
  12/26/17
...
Talented mental disorder
  12/26/17
ouch
Exciting Wine Lodge
  02/20/18
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Tan Famous Landscape Painting Theatre
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Awkward Selfie
  01/16/19
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Fragrant casino turdskin
  08/09/19
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  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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  07/28/25
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
irradiated jet potus travel guidebook
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Adventurous candlestick maker piazza
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic location
  01/25/16
...
Sadistic Space Kitty
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
toxic
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
TY bro
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
...
Alcoholic location
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
lilac trust fund
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Big Lemon Meetinghouse
  10/27/17
...
Shivering office
  10/27/17
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  05/24/18
...
startling boltzmann
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Plum rehab
  10/27/17
credited advice
Exciting Wine Lodge
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Blue crackhouse death wish
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
i lol'd
indigo goal in life house
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
lol
Misanthropic point
  06/01/17
...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
avocado ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
...
Indecent cuckoldry
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Angry Orchestra Pit
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
Lmao
Wonderful green temple
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Chartreuse pozpig
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/25/16
lmao true
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/25/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
...
Indecent cuckoldry
  12/26/17
Haha
Lascivious cerise private investor
  03/19/20
...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
...
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
lilac trust fund
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Soul-stirring Kitchen Gunner
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Lake range cumskin
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Chartreuse pozpig
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Plum rehab
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Judgmental nowag native
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Saffron Shrine Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/19
oh no
Hideous locus degenerate
  08/08/19
LOL
mahogany electric national people who are hurt
  03/16/20
JFC
startling boltzmann
  03/19/20
Update?
Haunting Garrison Headpube
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Maroon Dilemma Circlehead
  01/25/16
...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/25/16
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  05/19/16
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
Cr
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
Frozen center
  01/26/16
...
Frozen center
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
...
irradiated jet potus travel guidebook
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Nubile aromatic hissy fit
  01/26/16
...
Nubile aromatic hissy fit
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
diverse pearl bawdyhouse macaca
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Federal Market
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
...
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
avocado ticket booth ape
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
diverse pearl bawdyhouse macaca
  01/26/16
...
boyish faggot firefighter
  01/16/19
...
Lascivious cerise private investor
  03/16/20
...
Clear area
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
...
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/26/16
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  03/28/16
...
Fragrant casino turdskin
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
buff school
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Clear area
  01/26/16
...
Coral stirring lay
  10/24/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
indigo goal in life house
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Drunken coiffed fanboi
  04/04/16
...
Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
*applause*
Embarrassed to the bone maize partner
  10/27/17
...
black curious brunch dingle berry
  09/26/21
...
Plum rehab
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
...
Glassy hall party of the first part
  01/26/16
...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Describe
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
...
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
crusty site
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
Fuck
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/26/16
cq's!
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
startling boltzmann
  03/19/20
...
Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
ultramarine french chef digit ratio
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/26/16
except for your autism
irradiated jet potus travel guidebook
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Exciting Wine Lodge
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
crusty site
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
...
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/26/16
...
Frozen center
  01/23/17
...
Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
...
Federal Market
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead
  01/26/16
underrated
Coral stirring lay
  01/26/16
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  02/15/16
...
crystalline university
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
razzle factory reset button
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...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
jfc
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
...
Mentally impaired fuchsia volcanic crater
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
do u love it
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
Flatulent kitty cat
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
Umber underhanded crotch
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
jet-lagged purple prole
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  01/26/16
...
Clear area
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
gaped plaza antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Supple alcoholic police squad ratface
  01/26/16
JFC
Razzle-dazzle
  01/26/16
180
violent jade
  01/26/16
...
Filthy ruddy dysfunction
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
...
jet-lagged purple prole
  01/26/16
...
jet-lagged purple prole
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
red bateful codepig
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
180 twist
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
THIS
indigo goal in life house
  01/26/16
...
Contagious pocket flask
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
crusty site
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
crusty site
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
crusty site
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
crusty site
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Orchid know-it-all half-breed
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Orchid know-it-all half-breed
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
crusty site
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Lime theater stage messiness
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
crusty site
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Multi-colored useless heaven
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Magical public bath son of senegal
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
white striped hyena
  01/26/16
fucking damn
charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold
  01/26/16
180
Fighting Rigpig
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Alcoholic location
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/27/16
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
razzmatazz bat shit crazy den
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
azn
  05/19/16
repost please
Alcoholic location
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
red bateful codepig
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
azn
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Umber underhanded crotch
  01/26/16
tyft brother
indigo goal in life house
  01/26/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  01/26/16
...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  01/27/16
180.
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  01/27/16
...
Contagious pocket flask
  01/29/16
...
hairraiser address
  01/31/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
mother
  02/02/16
brave
Chartreuse pozpig
  02/03/16
...
Haunting Garrison Headpube
  02/22/16
...
Amber Stock Car Set
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Smoky bat-shit-crazy dragon
  02/22/16
...
Alcoholic location
  03/08/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  09/27/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  03/04/16
...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  04/04/16
...
Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard
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cr
Massive affirmative action parlor
  04/20/16
...
Haunting Garrison Headpube
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...
Amber Stock Car Set
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...
Chartreuse pozpig
  06/17/16
...
silver toilet seat
  09/27/16
...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Charismatic milky cuck
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Magical public bath son of senegal
  10/24/16
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  10/24/16
i really like it here
azn
  10/24/16
...
hairraiser address
  10/27/16
...
persian
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Chartreuse pozpig
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Bisexual Bespoke Reading Party
  01/23/17
... ...
Plum rehab
  01/23/17
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  07/08/17
Lol
Smoky bat-shit-crazy dragon
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Amethyst
  01/16/19
...
Clear area
  02/11/17
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  03/13/17
...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  03/15/17
...
Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire
  03/15/17
...
hairraiser address
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Translucent faggotry
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Infuriating crawly tank preventive strike
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
startling boltzmann
  06/01/17
...
twisted giraffe
  06/01/17
...
chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
soggy quadroon
  06/13/17
...
startling boltzmann
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Alpha
  07/08/17
...
pearly hunting ground
  08/18/17
...
Hateful motley place of business round eye
  09/25/17
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Charismatic milky cuck
  10/27/17
...
concupiscible impertinent tanning salon
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
Deranged Mexican Gaping
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Chartreuse pozpig
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Deranged Mexican Gaping
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
persian
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
impressive depressive
  05/24/18
...
Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage
  07/25/18
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  05/17/18
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
swollen mad-dog skullcap main people
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Chartreuse pozpig
  07/25/18
...
mustard trip milk
  07/25/18
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/16/19
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Amethyst
  01/16/19
Jfc
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Charismatic milky cuck
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
idiotic
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Orchid know-it-all half-breed
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
mint lettuce
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
mint lettuce
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Massive affirmative action parlor
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
mint lettuce
  01/17/19
...
bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
  04/08/19
...
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
concupiscible impertinent tanning salon
  04/09/19
...
mint lettuce
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
mint lettuce
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Chartreuse pozpig
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
cocky sex offender
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Chartreuse pozpig
  06/03/19
...
Charismatic milky cuck
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
brilliant insane chapel
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
mint lettuce
  06/03/19
...
Clear area
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
mint lettuce
  08/08/19
...
mint lettuce
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
violent mediation
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
garnet athletic conference
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
violent mediation
  08/12/19
...
violent mediation
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Massive affirmative action parlor
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vengeful rebellious idiot
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Charismatic milky cuck
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stain
  10/11/21
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black curious brunch dingle berry
  10/11/21
bump
Massive affirmative action parlor
  03/12/22
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Hateful motley place of business round eye
  01/05/23
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Haunting Garrison Headpube
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Shaky roommate
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Rigor
  10/13/23
...
Chartreuse pozpig
  01/03/24
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bipolar floppy gas station foreskin
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth ape

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Frozen center

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Clear area

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Coral stirring lay

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: crystalline university



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: aqua pontificating tattoo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Orchid know-it-all half-breed



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed emerald theater ceo



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: comical community account

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Frozen center



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: black curious brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: zippy doobsian church knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: honey-headed thriller dopamine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: honey-headed thriller dopamine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Big Lemon Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Ocher narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: sinister slap-happy goyim

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: vigorous corner

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: aqua pontificating tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling citrine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling citrine church building

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: pungent indian lodge sweet tailpipe

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: vigorous corner

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: cyan therapy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: twinkling cruel-hearted dog poop

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: anal 180 marketing idea base

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Racy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Passionate parlour weed whacker

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Ocher narrow-minded twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Marvelous lavender deer antler hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Iridescent provocative resort newt

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Khaki friendly grandma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic location

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling citrine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Trump Supporter Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Federal Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy hominid skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: flickering unholy station mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Heady abusive new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: comical community account

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: ebony love of her life state

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Galvanic whorehouse internal respiration

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: house-broken claret philosopher-king cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Slate vibrant step-uncle's house windowlicker

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Frozen center

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Hideous locus degenerate

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Judgmental nowag native

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Clear area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Blathering principal's office electric furnace

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: razzmatazz bat shit crazy den

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz bat shit crazy den

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: Territorial Misunderstood Menage Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: dark field

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: brilliant insane chapel

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: dun appetizing box office

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Histrionic fantasy-prone fat ankles

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: topaz glittery trailer park national security agency

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: aquamarine jap pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Domesticated cerebral stage jewess

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser address

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Spectacular Home Immigrant

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: startling boltzmann

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: vivacious bearded stage

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Odious Forum Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Cobalt Sickened Gay Wizard

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy hominid skinny woman

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: frisky exhilarant school cafeteria

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Carnelian swashbuckling boiling water filthpig

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Talented mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Exciting Wine Lodge

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Tan Famous Landscape Painting Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Awkward Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Fragrant casino turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: black curious brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Pink laughsome business firm bbw

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: irradiated jet potus travel guidebook

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Adventurous candlestick maker piazza

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Sadistic Space Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: lilac trust fund

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Big Lemon Meetinghouse

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Shivering office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: startling boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Plum rehab

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Exciting Wine Lodge

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Blue crackhouse death wish

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: indigo goal in life house

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Misanthropic point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth ape

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Angry Orchestra Pit

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Wonderful green temple

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Indecent cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise private investor

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: lilac trust fund

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kitchen Gunner

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Lake range cumskin

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Plum rehab

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Judgmental nowag native

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Saffron Shrine Sneaky Criminal

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Hideous locus degenerate

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: mahogany electric national people who are hurt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: startling boltzmann

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Maroon Dilemma Circlehead

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: irradiated jet potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Nubile aromatic hissy fit

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Nubile aromatic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: diverse pearl bawdyhouse macaca

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Federal Market

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: avocado ticket booth ape

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: diverse pearl bawdyhouse macaca

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: boyish faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Lascivious cerise private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Clear area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Fragrant casino turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: buff school

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Clear area

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Coral stirring lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: indigo goal in life house

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Drunken coiffed fanboi

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone maize partner

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: black curious brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Plum rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Glassy hall party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: crusty site

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: startling boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: ultramarine french chef digit ratio

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: irradiated jet potus travel guidebook

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Exciting Wine Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: crusty site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Frozen center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Federal Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac keepsake machete stead

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Coral stirring lay

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: crystalline university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: razzle factory reset button

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: red bateful codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired fuchsia volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Flatulent kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Umber underhanded crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: jet-lagged purple prole

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Clear area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: gaped plaza antidepressant drug

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Supple alcoholic police squad ratface

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: violent jade

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Filthy ruddy dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged purple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged purple prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: red bateful codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: red bateful codepig

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: indigo goal in life house

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Contagious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: crusty site

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: crusty site

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: crusty site

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: crusty site

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Orchid know-it-all half-breed

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Orchid know-it-all half-breed

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: crusty site

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Lime theater stage messiness

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: crusty site

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored useless heaven

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: white striped hyena

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: charcoal sanctuary organic girlfriend

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Cream excitant pisswyrm cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Fighting Rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic location

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz bat shit crazy den

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  azn

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic location

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: red bateful codepig

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  azn

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Umber underhanded crotch

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: indigo goal in life house

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Contagious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  mother

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Smoky bat-shit-crazy dragon

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Dashing henna locale haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Amber Stock Car Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: silver toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Magical public bath son of senegal

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  azn

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Bisexual Bespoke Reading Party

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Plum rehab

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Smoky bat-shit-crazy dragon

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Amethyst

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Clear area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Spruce nursing home multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: hairraiser address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Translucent faggotry

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Infuriating crawly tank preventive strike

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: startling boltzmann

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  twisted giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: chrome out-of-control puppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: soggy quadroon

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: startling boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  Alpha

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: pearly hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: concupiscible impertinent tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Deranged Mexican Gaping

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Deranged Mexican Gaping

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  persian

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: impressive depressive

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Mewling Buck-toothed Spot Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author:  swollen mad-dog skullcap main people

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: mustard trip milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Amethyst

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: idiotic

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Orchid know-it-all half-breed

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  mint lettuce

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  mint lettuce

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  mint lettuce

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: concupiscible impertinent tanning salon

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  mint lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  mint lettuce

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: cocky sex offender

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: brilliant insane chapel

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  mint lettuce

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Clear area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  mint lettuce

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  mint lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: violent mediation

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  garnet athletic conference

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: violent mediation

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: violent mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: violet greedy associate telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: vengeful rebellious idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Charismatic milky cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: black curious brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Massive affirmative action parlor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Hateful motley place of business round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Shaky roommate

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  Rigor

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse pozpig



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: bipolar floppy gas station foreskin



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Haunting Garrison Headpube



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