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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
navy french chef
  06/30/25
100%
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
navy french chef
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Diverse Scarlet Pistol
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
cr
adventurous turdskin house
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Jet sex offender church
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Territorial Fuchsia Azn
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
...
Territorial Fuchsia Azn
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Offensive Institution
  06/30/25
?
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
LMAO
adventurous turdskin house
  06/30/25
🧐
180 rough-skinned stage deer antler
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Maniacal sapphire set internal respiration
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
vivacious mother tattoo
  06/30/25
link?
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Maniacal sapphire set internal respiration
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
adventurous turdskin house
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Heady box office
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Mustard Location
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Mustard Location
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Mustard Location
  06/30/25
yes
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Mustard Location
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
Topaz slimy business firm
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Heady box office
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
B46*
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
talented twinkling famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
talented twinkling famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
talented twinkling famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
Topaz slimy business firm
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Heady box office
  06/30/25
tcr
navy french chef
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Territorial Fuchsia Azn
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
navy french chef
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Coral medicated orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
maroon karate jew
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
180 rough-skinned stage deer antler
  06/30/25
😏
Heady box office
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
navy french chef
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
flatulent telephone mad cow disease
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: navy french chef

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: navy french chef

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Diverse Scarlet Pistol

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: adventurous turdskin house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Jet sex offender church

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Territorial Fuchsia Azn

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Territorial Fuchsia Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Offensive Institution

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: adventurous turdskin house

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: 180 rough-skinned stage deer antler

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Maniacal sapphire set internal respiration

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: vivacious mother tattoo

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Maniacal sapphire set internal respiration

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous turdskin house

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Heady box office

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard Location

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Mustard Location

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Mustard Location

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Mustard Location

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Heady box office

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: talented twinkling famous landscape painting

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: talented twinkling famous landscape painting

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: talented twinkling famous landscape painting

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Topaz slimy business firm

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Heady box office

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: navy french chef

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Territorial Fuchsia Azn

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: navy french chef

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Coral medicated orchestra pit

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: maroon karate jew

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: 180 rough-skinned stage deer antler

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Heady box office

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: navy french chef

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: flatulent telephone mad cow disease

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)