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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Khaki provocative tank
  06/30/25
100%
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Khaki provocative tank
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
glittery indian lodge
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
cr
demanding corner codepig
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Motley jade trailer park headpube
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
...
Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
coral vigorous mood
  06/30/25
?
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
LMAO
demanding corner codepig
  06/30/25
🧐
Twinkling bipolar office sound barrier
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
Curious point messiness
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
onyx multi-colored set filthpig
  06/30/25
link?
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
Curious point messiness
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
demanding corner codepig
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
medicated base
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home
  06/30/25
yes
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
rambunctious jap
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
medicated base
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
B46*
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
heady shimmering affirmative action piazza
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
heady shimmering affirmative action piazza
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
heady shimmering affirmative action piazza
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
rambunctious jap
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
medicated base
  06/30/25
tcr
Khaki provocative tank
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Khaki provocative tank
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Gaped rusted station
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Autistic swashbuckling den
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Twinkling bipolar office sound barrier
  06/30/25
😏
medicated base
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Khaki provocative tank
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
electric business firm internal respiration
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Khaki provocative tank

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Khaki provocative tank

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: glittery indian lodge

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: demanding corner codepig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Motley jade trailer park headpube

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: coral vigorous mood

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: demanding corner codepig

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Twinkling bipolar office sound barrier

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Curious point messiness

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: onyx multi-colored set filthpig

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Curious point messiness

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: demanding corner codepig

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: medicated base

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: pearl disturbing pisswyrm nursing home

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: rambunctious jap

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: medicated base

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: heady shimmering affirmative action piazza

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: heady shimmering affirmative action piazza

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: heady shimmering affirmative action piazza

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: rambunctious jap

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: medicated base

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Khaki provocative tank

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cracking lodge new version

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki provocative tank

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Gaped rusted station

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Autistic swashbuckling den

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Twinkling bipolar office sound barrier

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: medicated base

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Khaki provocative tank

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: electric business firm internal respiration

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)