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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Floppy orange range regret
  06/30/25
100%
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Floppy orange range regret
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Thriller grizzly legal warrant
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
cr
Bistre Area
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
buff awkward point
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
Slap-happy coldplay fan
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
...
Slap-happy coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
light center
  06/30/25
?
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
LMAO
Bistre Area
  06/30/25
🧐
Stirring sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
bateful medicated persian location
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
burgundy racy mexican double fault
  06/30/25
link?
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
bateful medicated persian location
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Bistre Area
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Deranged therapy home
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Sooty depressive stag film
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Sooty depressive stag film
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Sooty depressive stag film
  06/30/25
yes
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Sooty depressive stag film
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
demanding macaca
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Deranged therapy home
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
B46*
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
demanding macaca
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Deranged therapy home
  06/30/25
tcr
Floppy orange range regret
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
Slap-happy coldplay fan
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Floppy orange range regret
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
Naked titillating public bath
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
carmine multi-colored chad chapel
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
Stirring sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
😏
Deranged therapy home
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Floppy orange range regret
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Aromatic School
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: demanding macaca

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy orange range regret

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: demanding macaca

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Floppy orange range regret

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Thriller grizzly legal warrant

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: demanding macaca

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Bistre Area

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: buff awkward point

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy coldplay fan

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Slap-happy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: light center

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: demanding macaca

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Bistre Area

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Stirring sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bateful medicated persian location

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: burgundy racy mexican double fault

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: demanding macaca

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bateful medicated persian location

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: demanding macaca

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Bistre Area

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: demanding macaca

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Deranged therapy home

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sooty depressive stag film

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: demanding macaca

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Sooty depressive stag film

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: demanding macaca

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Sooty depressive stag film

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: demanding macaca

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Sooty depressive stag film

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: demanding macaca

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Deranged therapy home

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: demanding macaca

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: demanding macaca

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: demanding macaca

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: demanding macaca

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: demanding macaca

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac travel guidebook

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: demanding macaca

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Deranged therapy home

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Floppy orange range regret

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy coldplay fan

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Floppy orange range regret

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Naked titillating public bath

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: carmine multi-colored chad chapel

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Stirring sweet tailpipe famous landscape painting

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Deranged therapy home

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Floppy orange range regret

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Aromatic School

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2Reputation#49061936)