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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Address One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Address Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Odious Cruise Ship New Version 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Elite Address Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: irate cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: amber adventurous boistinker mexican alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: cobalt filthpig anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: cobalt filthpig so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: cobalt filthpig It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: sable space 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Insecure station dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: irate cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: amber adventurous boistinker mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Drunken henna stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Fragrant Hateful Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Ocher rebellious business firm electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Racy Pit Elastic Band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: irradiated arrogant corner stock car SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Contagious potus therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Shaky Brunch Background Story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: hairraiser bbw school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: hyperactive chocolate meetinghouse milk The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Vivacious Principal's Office Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Big Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spruce institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: hideous motley house depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: marvelous fanboi Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: hideous motley house depressive QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Nofapping set ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: stimulating sandwich university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Contagious potus therapy (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: thirsty karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: thirsty karate The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: amber adventurous boistinker mexican it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: stimulating sandwich university when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: amber adventurous boistinker mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Contagious potus therapy (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213065) |