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average 40 year old mom is significantly hotter in 2023 than 1983

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatic...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
Age is flame
wild lake electric furnace
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vigorous pea-brained base digit ratio
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Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s look...
pink rigor
  06/26/23
the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obvious...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997...
180 internal respiration yarmulke
  06/26/23
If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eye...
aqua wonderful tanning salon
  06/26/23
that's really a lib problem https://www.researchgate.net/...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
UMC = lib
aqua wonderful tanning salon
  06/26/23
lmao sure bud
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
I’m right
aqua wonderful tanning salon
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Citrine Painfully Honest Abode
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Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of b...
180 internal respiration yarmulke
  06/26/23
Different phenomenon The women on 25 years of hormonal ...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after t...
180 internal respiration yarmulke
  06/26/23
Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the ...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this th...
Out-of-control Clown Turdskin
  06/26/23
youre literally responding to consuela
Fluffy giraffe trust fund
  06/26/23
Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health iss...
Fluffy giraffe trust fund
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(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)
aqua wonderful tanning salon
  06/26/23
This is true, but the percentage of the population that can ...
alcoholic soul-stirring piazza
  06/26/23
hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.
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it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking people forget ju...
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federal spot scourge upon the earth
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cr, and UMC and above are eating better now
Sick sandwich library
  06/26/23
cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepa...
Canary comical space
  06/26/23
this weighs into it as well
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180 internal respiration yarmulke
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The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can eas...
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  06/26/23
sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion
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pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo...
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wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy
misunderstood boyish office
  06/26/23
you take that back
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I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom ...
180 internal respiration yarmulke
  06/26/23
wtf i love current year america now
misunderstood boyish office
  06/26/23
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Irate School Cafeteria
  06/26/23
reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless ameri...
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heady insecure quadroon legal warrant
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My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983
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  06/26/23
did you put her in an oven?
Sick sandwich library
  06/26/23
To be fair, Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20...
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...
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less longbutt now
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💯
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fyi hth, fwiw
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Citrine Painfully Honest Abode
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There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running...
Marvelous smoky area goal in life
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2027 is over already
wine idiot weed whacker
  01/01/26
2028 is my year
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  01/01/26
Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha...
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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Canary comical space

xo will not like this but it's true. Yes America is dramatically more obese. but obesity is highly concentrated in what you might call disadvantaged socioeconomic groups. Those overweight tatto'd women aren't marrying lawyers.

MC and UMC moms in 2023 are light years ahead of their 1980s and 1990s counterparts. A lot of this is due to basically tech advances in clothing, makeup, hair, and yes plastic surgery. Society is also much less modest, which translated to dowdy, but even pointedly "modest" women in 2023 (ie not total tramps) still mostly look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474460)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: wild lake electric furnace

Age is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474514)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: vigorous pea-brained base digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554679)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:56 AM
Author: pink rigor

Actually I do agree with this. Top UMC MILFs in the 80s looked like Ferris Bueller’s mom…fuckable yes, but with awful 80s helmet hair, blazers with shoulder pads, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474482)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: Canary comical space

the Vanna White in 1983 thread reminded me of this. Obviously she is top .01% in any era, but comparing her with the 1983 ladies in the crowd one thing that stands out is how she could fit in today, but the others would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474492)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration yarmulke

Vanna White at 40 would be 1997 Vanna, but for sure put 1997 Vanna in some body contouring athleisure wear, give her Botox and a 2023 skill level breast lift and enough nutrition and fitness knowledge to max out her preservation of her natural leanness and curves, plus some lipo and/or ozembic as necessary and you have a fucking smokeshow age adjusted 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474850)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: aqua wonderful tanning salon

If you’re into men and 7 psych med cocktail google eyes yeah probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474489)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Canary comical space

that's really a lib problem

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Emil-O-W-Kirkegaard/publication/339541044/figure/fig20/AS:881692394926080@1587223256026/a-Mental-health-outcomes-by-political-ideology-and-sex-treatment-for-mental-health.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474494)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: aqua wonderful tanning salon

UMC = lib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474510)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Canary comical space

lmao sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474521)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: aqua wonderful tanning salon

I’m right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474535)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Citrine Painfully Honest Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554565)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration yarmulke

Issue is not just the psych meds but also the 25+ years of birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474856)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:08 AM
Author: Canary comical space

Different phenomenon

The women on 25 years of hormonal birth control are not the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

Poaster below may be correct insofar as these women are selecting out of this demographic, leaving only the relative cream of the crop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474875)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:22 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration yarmulke

Uh I know several 40 year olds who got on bc shortly after they started their periods. That was a protocol that started to happen more and more to xennials and older millennials where obgyns would write a prescription for any girl who missed a couple periods or complained about PMS. Boomer parents were all for it because they wanted to make sure their kids didn’t get teenmompwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474933)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Canary comical space

Yes ofc but these are obviously a different subset from the women being discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474970)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control Clown Turdskin

>the 40 year old Suburban moms being discussed in this thread.

You think the 40yo suburban moms are the ones getting lipo and wearing body-contouring athleisure wear and NOT taking bc? lmfao are you unmoored from reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474939)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Fluffy giraffe trust fund

youre literally responding to consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474979)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:33 AM
Author: Fluffy giraffe trust fund

Conservatives are more likely to let their mental health issues run rampant? you dont say!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474977)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: aqua wonderful tanning salon

(mentally deranged fridge shaped homosexual)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46475211)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:57 AM
Author: alcoholic soul-stirring piazza

This is true, but the percentage of the population that can reasonably be characterized as MC and UMC has shrunk considerably since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474491)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: Canary comical space

hmm thoughtful response, much 2 consider here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474499)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:56 AM
Author: frisky dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474820)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Learning disabled curious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474853)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Sick sandwich library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474516)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Spectacular bbw pit

it's likely 90% due to a lack of smoking

people forget just how badly smoking a pack of cigs a day fucks you up physically, especially women who were just standing around the house all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474493)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: federal spot scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474508)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Sick sandwich library

cr, and UMC and above are eating better now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474515)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: Canary comical space

cr women "dieted" in the 80s and it was like prepackaged TV dinners that were supposedly lowfat but were absolute nutritional disasters. now the yuppie approach is Whole Foods which is just objectively superior method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474525)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: Canary comical space

this weighs into it as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474522)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474860)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:00 AM
Author: charismatic brunch reading party

The main thing about today is that even an ugly 40yo can easily divorce u and take u for all ur $$. The only way to be protected is if she's a worker bee and makes more $$ than you. But then by default ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474506)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:01 AM
Author: Stirring juggernaut

sounds like some kind jewish inversion perversion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474512)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Irate School Cafeteria

pretty gross to even be considering the hotness of 0yos, imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474517)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: federal spot scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474526)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Canary comical space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474538)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: Spectacular bbw pit



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Mustard excitant incel



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Green beady-eyed philosopher-king really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46725396)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: sapphire cruel-hearted chad codepig



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:57 AM
Author: Learning disabled curious corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474822)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 10:59 AM
Author: misunderstood boyish office

wow and i bet you fuck your own wife too, huh buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474830)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Canary comical space

you take that back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474889)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: 180 internal respiration yarmulke

I was at my kid’s basketball game and there was a mom for the other team there in a full athleisure getup who had the massive tits that are probably down to her knees when she’s naked but she had them hoisted up and smashed together so that she was showing 4+” of cleavage that was like straight out of a brazzers video with a yoga or fucked by trainer at gym set up. Her waist was of course basically corseted and her ass cheeks were molded into a nice perky butt. The dads of course all saw her right away and were stealing glances, but it was so funny watching the 12 year olds on our team checking her out. They didn’t clock her until the second quarter but then there was this awesome sequence where you could see one on the bench notice and then tell the next kid and eventually they were all staring blatantly and talking to each other about it until she put her jacket on and zipped up and then they all made this theatrical “Awww” sound of disapproval like the laugh track on a sitcom. Then that mom’s kid started faking an injury and took himself out of the game and she came down to him and he whined to her that he was hurt for five minutes until they just left. I was thinking as they were walking out “oh the world athleisure wear has wrought. You would never have seen that at an 11-12 basketball game 20 years ago.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474917)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: misunderstood boyish office

wtf i love current year america now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474921)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Canary comical space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474954)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Irate School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474989)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Canary comical space

reread this post and teared up a little bit. Gos bless america and thank you president Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554707)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: heady insecure quadroon legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554714)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful avocado nowag church building

My wife is much hotter now than she was in 1983

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46474926)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: Sick sandwich library

did you put her in an oven?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46475220)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 8:37 PM
Author: passionate business firm

To be fair,

Probably CR, but unfortunately the average 20 year old is also significantly fatter and uglier and more blown out in 2023 vs 1983

Life is filled with cruel ironies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46477314)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Canary comical space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46725356)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Diverse Buck-toothed Orchestra Pit

less longbutt now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46725425)



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Date: August 28th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Canary comical space

💯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#46725557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Canary comical space

fyi hth, fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554559)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Citrine Painfully Honest Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554566)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Marvelous smoky area goal in life

There weren’t nearly as many fobby Asian MILFS running around with hapa autists back then that’s for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554647)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: wine idiot weed whacker

2027 is over already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554665)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: Spectacular bbw pit

2028 is my year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554675)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: misunderstood boyish office

Haha everybody look how hot my 40 year old wife is guys haha

We know exactly what you’re doing, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363116&forum_id=2Reputation#49554700)