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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Transparent bateful point | 01/03/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/03/23 |
| Transparent bateful point | 01/03/23 |
| milky vigorous university | 01/03/23 |
| Transparent bateful point | 01/04/23 |
| kink-friendly laughsome sanctuary | 01/04/23 |
| fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine | 01/04/23 |
| Charismatic trump supporter kitty | 01/04/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/04/23 |
| Charismatic trump supporter kitty | 01/04/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/04/23 |
| Charismatic trump supporter kitty | 01/04/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/04/23 |
| razzle brunch faggotry | 04/19/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 04/19/23 |
| Chest-beating immigrant | 04/23/24 |
| kink-friendly laughsome sanctuary | 04/23/24 |
| fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine | 04/30/24 |
| Cyan principal's office double fault | 04/30/24 |
| Drab motley step-uncle's house | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Ultramarine set | 01/03/23 |
| Razzmatazz charcoal abode | 01/03/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/03/23 |
| emerald talented police squad | 01/03/23 |
| Fluffy becky corn cake | 01/04/23 |
| flickering flatulent azn | 01/04/23 |
| ruddy bossy house skinny woman | 01/04/23 |
| Lascivious Gaped Theater Stage | 04/23/24 |
| Olive floppy meetinghouse dopamine | 01/04/23 |
| cracking center love of her life | 01/04/23 |
| Aromatic Low-t Ticket Booth Knife | 01/04/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 01/04/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 01/04/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 01/06/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 01/24/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 12/27/23 |
| Magical bawdyhouse | 12/27/23 |
| Ultramarine set | 02/07/24 |
| Razzmatazz charcoal abode | 02/07/24 |
| Ultramarine set | 04/23/24 |
| green thriller stage people who are hurt | 04/23/24 |
| Ultramarine set | 04/23/24 |
| out-of-control doobsian dingle berry trust fund | 04/23/24 |
| aquamarine locus french chef | 04/23/24 |
| ruddy bossy house skinny woman | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| confused arrogant lay | 04/23/24 |
| confused arrogant lay | 04/30/24 |
| fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine | 04/30/24 |
| aquamarine locus french chef | 04/30/24 |
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| ruddy bossy house skinny woman | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Transparent bateful point One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: emerald talented police squad https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Transparent bateful point Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: milky vigorous university 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Transparent bateful point Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: kink-friendly laughsome sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Charismatic trump supporter kitty anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: emerald talented police squad everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Charismatic trump supporter kitty so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: emerald talented police squad (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Charismatic trump supporter kitty It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: emerald talented police squad more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: razzle brunch faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: emerald talented police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Chest-beating immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: kink-friendly laughsome sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Cyan principal's office double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Drab motley step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz charcoal abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: emerald talented police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: emerald talented police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Fluffy becky corn cake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: flickering flatulent azn SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: ruddy bossy house skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Lascivious Gaped Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Olive floppy meetinghouse dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: cracking center love of her life The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Aromatic Low-t Ticket Booth Knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Magical bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Razzmatazz charcoal abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Ultramarine set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: green thriller stage people who are hurt Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Ultramarine set QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: out-of-control doobsian dingle berry trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: aquamarine locus french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: ruddy bossy house skinny woman (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: confused arrogant lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: confused arrogant lay The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: aquamarine locus french chef when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: fantasy-prone beady-eyed karate shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: ruddy bossy house skinny woman (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#49213065) |