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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Slate Factory Reset Button Corner
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Azure Plaza
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
cracking theater stage candlestick maker
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
cracking theater stage candlestick maker
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Bateful impertinent pistol degenerate
  04/08/25
that's rude
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Iridescent ungodly volcanic crater weed whacker
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Appetizing learning disabled private investor national
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/08/25
...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/08/25
...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/09/25
...
razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Mauve Crackhouse
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
At-the-ready public bath dog poop
  04/09/25
Ty
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/09/25
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milky unholy corn cake masturbator
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Motley trailer park
  04/09/25
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flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
swashbuckling office
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
federal nowag
  05/02/25
...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  05/12/25
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flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
At-the-ready public bath dog poop
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
cracking theater stage candlestick maker
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
cracking theater stage candlestick maker
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Adventurous sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
...
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  06/26/25
OP?
flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  06/27/25
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flatulent charismatic whorehouse
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Slate Factory Reset Button Corner

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Azure Plaza

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: cracking theater stage candlestick maker

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: cracking theater stage candlestick maker

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Bateful impertinent pistol degenerate

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent ungodly volcanic crater weed whacker

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Laughsome bull headed indian lodge personal credit line

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing learning disabled private investor national

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle unhinged theatre turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mauve Crackhouse

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready public bath dog poop

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: milky unholy corn cake masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Motley trailer park

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling office

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: federal nowag

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready public bath dog poop

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: cracking theater stage candlestick maker

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: cracking theater stage candlestick maker

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Adventurous sweet tailpipe

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: flatulent charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49145215)