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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Soul-stirring Address
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
ruby crusty indian lodge circlehead
  04/18/25
Cr.
Doobsian Hell Sandwich
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Electric tantric coldplay fan
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Ivory arousing senate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
anal maniacal native shitlib
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
hyperactive theatre son of senegal
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
hyperactive theatre son of senegal
  04/18/25
...
transparent harsh private investor church
  04/18/25
Okay, i lol’d
racy sinister knife
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
thriller school
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
thriller school
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
transparent harsh private investor church
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
thriller school
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
thriller school
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
chrome cracking gas station alpha
  04/18/25
jfc goys
thriller school
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
transparent harsh private investor church
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
transparent harsh private investor church
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
canary stirring headpube
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
canary stirring headpube
  04/18/25
...
Bateful infuriating lay ceo
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
thriller school
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/18/25
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
dashing bespoke selfie
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
ruby crusty indian lodge circlehead
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
umber fortuitous meteor institution
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
ur dumb
boomer dad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
boomer dad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
law is ea$y
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
boomer dad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
boomer dad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Address

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: ruby crusty indian lodge circlehead

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Doobsian Hell Sandwich

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Electric tantric coldplay fan

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Ivory arousing senate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: anal maniacal native shitlib

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: hyperactive theatre son of senegal

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: hyperactive theatre son of senegal

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: transparent harsh private investor church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: racy sinister knife

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: thriller school

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: thriller school

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: transparent harsh private investor church

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: thriller school

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: thriller school

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: chrome cracking gas station alpha

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: thriller school

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: transparent harsh private investor church

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: transparent harsh private investor church

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: canary stirring headpube

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: canary stirring headpube

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Bateful infuriating lay ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: thriller school

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: dashing bespoke selfie

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Aggressive Corn Cake Hospital

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: ruby crusty indian lodge circlehead

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: umber fortuitous meteor institution

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: boomer dad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: boomer dad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: boomer dad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: boomer dad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: boomer dad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)