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Prole dad making you a PBJ in a hotdog bun because moms gone

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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that t...
Alcoholic Cerebral Location Son Of Senegal
  05/29/13
twist: the buns are a month past expiration
judgmental point
  05/29/13
prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans
Histrionic Doctorate
  05/29/13
They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.
Angry toilet seat
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Self-absorbed galvanic dysfunction
  05/29/13
prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of...
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspap...
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother ...
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
prole dad making ramen and meatballs
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby k...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s ster...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaini...
claret cumskin center
  05/29/13
i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
lol 180 thread
Pearly titillating old irish cottage
  05/29/13
prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with he...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garba...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose w...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying ...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then ...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for you...
Wild office
  05/29/13
prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose
Adventurous pozpig national
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seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang ...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up d...
Adventurous pozpig national
  05/29/13
prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwic...
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
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Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
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claret cumskin center
  05/29/13
prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, t...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you tha...
marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry
  05/29/13
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Silver beady-eyed patrolman digit ratio
  05/29/13
prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the ...
Adventurous pozpig national
  05/29/13
prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pr...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spil...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 't...
seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, ...
Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad...
Histrionic Doctorate
  05/29/13
you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot
gaped hominid partner
  05/30/13
Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AR...
crawly rigpig
  05/29/13
Prole dad in town for ur college graduation "Sorry ...
Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. ...
claret cumskin center
  05/29/13
there's nothing new under the sun faggot
Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.
claret cumskin center
  05/29/13
everything on this board is aped from something somewhere el...
Bull headed fortuitous meteor
  05/29/13
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seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen
  05/29/13
Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you ha...
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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290700)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:09 AM
Author: Alcoholic Cerebral Location Son Of Senegal

the only difference btw prole dad and educated dad is that the latter would have to sleep on the couch for a week when mommy found out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290702)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:10 AM
Author: judgmental point

twist: the buns are a month past expiration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290704)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Histrionic Doctorate

prole dad cutting up a hot dog into a can of pork n beans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290709)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Angry toilet seat

They already have that in stores, it's called Beanie Weenie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290835)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: Self-absorbed galvanic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290723)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:15 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad using small piece of duct tape to fix the hinge of your glasses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290724)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:16 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad wrapping your friend's birthday present in newspaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290728)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290895)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad washing his hands with dish soap b/c your brother is still in the bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290734)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:18 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad wearing tighty-greyies while making you breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290737)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad making ramen and meatballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290780)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:29 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad blaring the speakers on the new HDTV during toby keith live special on CMT, and remarking, "freakin' awesome, huh?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290782)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290896)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad waking you up for school by positioning 1970s stereo speakers in front of your door and blasting brooks and dunn's "my maria" from sony cd walkman hooked up to vinyl-paneled receiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290790)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290900)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: claret cumskin center

I loled but I think prole dad is more mundane and entertaining because he is so mediocre. This is off character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290914)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

i don't understand this sentence, but i am just relating IRL stories of my own prole dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290962)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Pearly titillating old irish cottage

lol 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290793)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad seriously loling at "do what you need with her and then broom her quick" line in spiderman, repeating it re: every new girlfriend for the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290795)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad telling you to stick your hand down into the garbage disposal to get "whatever's clankin' down there" because "your hands are smaller than mine, like a girl's"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290802)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad remarking, "i'm tellin' you, you wanna lose weight? get on a bike. look at pro cyclists"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290807)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:34 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad calling you up and telling you your aunt is dying by beginning, "so, guess who's got cancer?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290813)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290903)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad making viciously racist joke, then laughing, then shooting you a serious look as if to say, "i'm not really joking"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290822)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Wild office

prole dad handing you a non-enveloped personal check for your christmas present

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290823)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Adventurous pozpig national

prole dad giving you and the dog a bath with the hose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290829)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290832)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad failing to get zoning variance for a new overhang on garage and getting fined for it by the township, and calling you up to say "i really thought they wouldn't find it if it was in back of the garage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290824)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Adventurous pozpig national

prole dads killing two birds with one stone and picking up dinner at the bait shop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290831)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad killing perch, walleye, and trout by grabbing them by the tail and slamming their heads against the side of the boat, but refusing to eat sushi because "i'm not an animal"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290838)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad buying you premium bologna for your school sandwiches with his christmas bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290837)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad dying in world 1-1 in mario brothers over and over because 'the little dragon keeps eating me'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290842)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290893)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:56 AM
Author: claret cumskin center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290928)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad playing mercy with you up until you're 20 or so, then refusing by saying "haven't i beat you enough?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290847)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:43 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad hearing mom fart in the other room, singing "there she is, miss americaaaa"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290849)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: marvelous buck-toothed shrine cuckoldry

prole dad making clumsy double entendres in front of you that you're not meant to understand but that you easily figure out when you're 9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290858)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Silver beady-eyed patrolman digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23291046)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:46 AM
Author: Adventurous pozpig national

prole dad having you hold a metal pole in the middle of the yard at the beginning of the storm to "see if there's gun be lightnang"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290859)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad LJLing at the idea of black quarterbacks at the pro level. 'i mean, you still need a brain at the pro level, yanno'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290890)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad's brother MAF that 'that nigger bitch made me spill my beer' when he got rear-ended. prole dad laughs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290899)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen

prole dad visiting you in MFH, asking if there are any of 'those 50s diners' to eat dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290907)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor

prole dad watching you play NFL2k1 on dreamcast: "wow, I can't believe those graphics. it looks like a real game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290911)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:54 AM
Author: Histrionic Doctorate

while I should have expected the virulently racist prole dad espoused ITT, i thought the thread was a little more about the kid coped when mom was not around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290915)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:18 PM
Author: gaped hominid partner

you are an insanely insufferable assfaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23300377)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: crawly rigpig

Prole dad generally sounds 180, which means AT LEAST HE'S AROUND, FEEDING AND TALKING AND CARING FOR YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290920)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor

Prole dad in town for ur college graduation

"Sorry dad, I should have made a reservation. We probably won't be able to get a table anywhere"

"Is there a Buffalo Wild Wing around here? I'm fine with that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290937)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:57 AM
Author: claret cumskin center

You all need to look up the Pittsburgh Dad youtube series. This schtick has basically already been done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290943)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 10:59 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor

there's nothing new under the sun faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290950)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: claret cumskin center

You shut up faggot. Also 3/4 of these are really dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290961)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Bull headed fortuitous meteor

everything on this board is aped from something somewhere else on the internet we don't need people like you shitting up every thread stating the obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23290981)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: seedy honey-headed halford liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23292735)



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Date: May 29th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Incel Set

Prole dad picking you up from school in his truck and you have to use a wrench to open the passenger door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23292759)



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Date: May 30th, 2013 7:07 PM
Author: Pearl locale tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#23300319)



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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2268310&forum_id=2Reputation#49925843)