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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
violent arousing elastic band codepig
  07/19/24
I live like this now
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Irradiated umber theater pozpig
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*in the next week
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libs maf!
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deranged insecure blood rage field
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NM is back
Chestnut people who are hurt kitty
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God I hope so
Beady-eyed garrison kitty cat
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
violent arousing elastic band codepig
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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mrx sunburst
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Pics?
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Floppy hall

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Trip demanding kitchen crotch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: chest-beating step-uncle's house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Sooty bbw windowlicker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Silver Boyish Trailer Park Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867863)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: citrine outnumbered bawdyhouse

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Jet chapel sound barrier

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison kitty cat



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: free-loading glittery orchestra pit gaming laptop

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Balding reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868517)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Federal appetizing masturbator



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Cobalt domesticated center

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: brilliant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: free-loading glittery orchestra pit gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: razzle selfie affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Jet chapel sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: deranged insecure blood rage field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Chestnut people who are hurt kitty

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed garrison kitty cat

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Translucent stead karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Lilac French Chef Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866610)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: aquamarine liquid oxygen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866804)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: maize friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866811)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: ultramarine office electric furnace



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: copper concupiscible athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: slap-happy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867900)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Mustard zombie-like azn mad cow disease



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Obama was left handed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221678)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: free-loading glittery orchestra pit gaming laptop



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: razzle selfie affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866546)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: razzle selfie affirmative action

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Chestnut people who are hurt kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866557)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: hairraiser useless brakes

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Chestnut people who are hurt kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Shaky Clown Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: maize friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: maize friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: sexy dog poop weed whacker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Ivory Stock Car Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Honey-headed ape

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy party of the first part university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47867880)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: hairraiser useless brakes

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: brilliant lodge

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Irradiated umber theater pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: violent arousing elastic band codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2Reputation#47874024)