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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Big hominid national security agency
  06/27/25
i support islam now
cerebral university
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misunderstood background story
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
boyish famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Big hominid national security agency
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
boyish famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
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autistic hissy fit associate
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Mildly autistic range selfie
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concupiscible office
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greedy national
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greedy national
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
alcoholic volcanic crater sanctuary
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Unhinged haunted graveyard
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Mildly autistic range selfie
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Razzle Love Of Her Life Station
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Mildly autistic range selfie
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
boyish famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Mildly autistic range selfie
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aphrodisiac ruddy native hunting ground
  06/27/25
It's both
Rose laser beams
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concupiscible office
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
motley dog poop box office
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
charismatic azn theater stage
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
cerebral university
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Razzle-dazzle slimy space son of senegal
  06/27/25
lmfao
Razzle Love Of Her Life Station
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
mahogany lettuce
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
concupiscible office
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
mahogany lettuce
  06/27/25
lmao
greedy national
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
boyish famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
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brindle heady rehab
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
greedy national
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
twinkling mewling mood
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
greedy national
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Mildly autistic range selfie
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
twinkling mewling mood
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Mildly autistic range selfie
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
concupiscible office
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
mahogany lettuce
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
greedy national
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
concupiscible office
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
cracking pisswyrm hell
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Glittery awkward feces stag film
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Big hominid national security agency
  06/27/25
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Big hominid national security agency
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
motley dog poop box office
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Judgmental trip community account
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Black odious filthpig forum
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
wine racy sweet tailpipe state
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
shivering alcoholic old irish cottage private investor
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Judgmental trip community account
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Pearly geriatric trust fund
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
charismatic azn theater stage
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
greedy national
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
shivering alcoholic old irish cottage private investor
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Judgmental trip community account
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Big hominid national security agency



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: cerebral university

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: misunderstood background story



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Big hominid national security agency

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: autistic hissy fit associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: greedy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: greedy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: alcoholic volcanic crater sanctuary

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Unhinged haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Razzle Love Of Her Life Station

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ruddy native hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Rose laser beams

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: motley dog poop box office

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: charismatic azn theater stage

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: cerebral university

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slimy space son of senegal

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Razzle Love Of Her Life Station

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mahogany lettuce

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible office

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mahogany lettuce

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: greedy national

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: brindle heady rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: greedy national

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: twinkling mewling mood

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: greedy national

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: twinkling mewling mood

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic range selfie

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: concupiscible office

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: mahogany lettuce

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: greedy national

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: concupiscible office

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: cracking pisswyrm hell

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Glittery awkward feces stag film

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Big hominid national security agency

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Big hominid national security agency



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: motley dog poop box office

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Judgmental trip community account

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Black odious filthpig forum

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: wine racy sweet tailpipe state

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: shivering alcoholic old irish cottage private investor

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Judgmental trip community account

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Pearly geriatric trust fund

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: charismatic azn theater stage

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: greedy national

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: shivering alcoholic old irish cottage private investor

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Judgmental trip community account

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055482)