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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Comical ladyboy ticket booth
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Charismatic turdskin theater
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excitant tanning salon
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
beady-eyed carmine house
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Comical ladyboy ticket booth
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
beady-eyed carmine house
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Supple parlour
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Talking National
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cobalt razzle temple
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Drab party of the first part
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Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Out-of-control field voyeur
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mint trump supporter
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Talking National
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Frisky Pit
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Talking National
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
beady-eyed carmine house
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Talking National
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naked trailer park dopamine
  06/27/25
It's both
aquamarine stock car
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cobalt razzle temple
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Offensive Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Sadistic whorehouse
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Charismatic turdskin theater
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Exciting Piazza
  06/27/25
lmfao
Frisky Pit
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Milky Jew
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
cobalt razzle temple
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Milky Jew
  06/27/25
lmao
Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
beady-eyed carmine house
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Adulterous multi-billionaire
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Lascivious menage
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Talking National
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Lascivious menage
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Talking National
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
cobalt razzle temple
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Milky Jew
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
cobalt razzle temple
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
lake hissy fit jap
  06/27/25
TiTscR
blue wonderful wagecucks
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Comical ladyboy ticket booth
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Comical ladyboy ticket booth
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And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Offensive Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Greedy Box Office Hunting Ground
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Primrose motley property
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
self-centered school pozpig
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Crawly queen of the night
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Sadistic whorehouse
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Drab party of the first part
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
self-centered school pozpig
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Comical ladyboy ticket booth



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Charismatic turdskin theater

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: excitant tanning salon



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed carmine house

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Comical ladyboy ticket booth

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed carmine house

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Supple parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Talking National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cobalt razzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Out-of-control field voyeur

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: mint trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Talking National

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Frisky Pit

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Talking National

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed carmine house

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Talking National

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: naked trailer park dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: aquamarine stock car

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: cobalt razzle temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Offensive Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Sadistic whorehouse

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Charismatic turdskin theater

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Exciting Piazza

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Frisky Pit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Milky Jew

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: cobalt razzle temple

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Milky Jew

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed carmine house

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Adulterous multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Lascivious menage

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Talking National

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Lascivious menage

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Talking National

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cobalt razzle temple

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Milky Jew

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: cobalt razzle temple

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: lake hissy fit jap

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: blue wonderful wagecucks

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Comical ladyboy ticket booth

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Comical ladyboy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Offensive Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Greedy Box Office Hunting Ground

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Primrose motley property

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: self-centered school pozpig

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Crawly queen of the night

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Sadistic whorehouse

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Drab party of the first part

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: self-centered school pozpig

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Fluffy Olive Toilet Seat Bawdyhouse

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055482)