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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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bearded library boltzmann
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Haunting institution nowag
  06/27/25
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Amber spot mental disorder
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Irradiated milky quadroon
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
bearded library boltzmann
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Irradiated milky quadroon
  06/27/25
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Talking crimson corner
  06/27/25
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Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
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Motley magical tanning salon azn
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Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
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Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
vivacious home
  06/27/25
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frum maroon forum knife
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Claret state
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Irradiated milky quadroon
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
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hairless community account
  06/27/25
It's both
territorial contagious selfie
  06/27/25
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Motley magical tanning salon azn
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Rambunctious Giraffe Milk
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
buff sanctuary
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Haunting institution nowag
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Useless wagecucks famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
lmfao
Claret state
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
mentally impaired know-it-all stage
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Motley magical tanning salon azn
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
mentally impaired know-it-all stage
  06/27/25
lmao
Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Irradiated milky quadroon
  06/27/25
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hyperventilating fuchsia factory reset button locus
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
chest-beating gold kitchen boistinker
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
chest-beating gold kitchen boistinker
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Motley magical tanning salon azn
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
mentally impaired know-it-all stage
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Motley magical tanning salon azn
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Burgundy chad old irish cottage
  06/27/25
TiTscR
puce titillating step-uncle's house newt
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
bearded library boltzmann
  06/27/25
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bearded library boltzmann
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Rambunctious Giraffe Milk
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Azure karate jap
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Stimulating indigo dragon parlour
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Comical stead
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Carmine trip university roommate
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Azure karate jap
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
bossy insecure center
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
buff sanctuary
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Carmine trip university roommate
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Azure karate jap
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: bearded library boltzmann



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Haunting institution nowag

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Amber spot mental disorder



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated milky quadroon

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: bearded library boltzmann

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated milky quadroon

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Talking crimson corner



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Motley magical tanning salon azn



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious home

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: frum maroon forum knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Claret state

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated milky quadroon

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: hairless community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: territorial contagious selfie

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Motley magical tanning salon azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Rambunctious Giraffe Milk

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: buff sanctuary

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Haunting institution nowag

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Useless wagecucks famous landscape painting

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Claret state

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired know-it-all stage

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Motley magical tanning salon azn

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: mentally impaired know-it-all stage

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Irradiated milky quadroon

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating fuchsia factory reset button locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: chest-beating gold kitchen boistinker

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: chest-beating gold kitchen boistinker

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone house friendly grandma

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Motley magical tanning salon azn

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired know-it-all stage

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Motley magical tanning salon azn

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Burgundy chad old irish cottage

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: puce titillating step-uncle's house newt

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: bearded library boltzmann

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: bearded library boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Giraffe Milk

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Azure karate jap

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stimulating indigo dragon parlour

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Comical stead

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Carmine trip university roommate

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Azure karate jap

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: bossy insecure center

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: buff sanctuary

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Heady Shaky Cuckoldry Base

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Carmine trip university roommate

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Azure karate jap

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2Reputation#49055482)