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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
swashbuckling yarmulke headpube
  06/04/26
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Ocher Comical Native Gaping
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supple locale skinny woman
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
snowy set puppy
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
supple locale skinny woman
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
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everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
swashbuckling yarmulke headpube
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
crystalline karate trailer park
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swashbuckling yarmulke headpube
  06/04/26
Cr
brass base friendly grandma
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
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Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm
  06/04/26
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Gold Odious Feces
  06/05/26
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.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
brass base friendly grandma
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
Gold Odious Feces
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
i have 5
Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
smoky location
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
...
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Plum frisky really tough guy
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
supple locale skinny woman
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
smoky location
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
supple locale skinny woman
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
smoky location
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
Angry Flirting Hominid Rehab
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
Trip lime love of her life office
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
bespoke aphrodisiac doctorate
  06/04/26
with a poster?
embarrassed to the bone range ceo
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
costumed selfie masturbator
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
swashbuckling yarmulke headpube
  06/04/26
gbti
snowy set puppy
  06/04/26
no u
Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad
  06/04/26
...
embarrassed to the bone range ceo
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
smoky location
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
swashbuckling yarmulke headpube
  06/04/26
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Domesticated lettuce
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
smoky location
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
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  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks
  06/04/26
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Plum frisky really tough guy
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
smoky location
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Vermilion Parlour
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
smoky location
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
smoky location
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
smoky location
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Plum frisky really tough guy
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
impressive aromatic bawdyhouse
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
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  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
Slap-happy Overrated Whorehouse Place Of Business
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
Soul-stirring self-centered messiness sanctuary
  06/05/26
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Gay Grandpa
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
Mega Penis
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke headpube

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Ocher Comical Native Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: supple locale skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: snowy set puppy

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: supple locale skinny woman

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Sepia dashing casino

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke headpube

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: crystalline karate trailer park

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: brass base friendly grandma

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: bespoke aphrodisiac doctorate

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: brass base friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Gold Odious Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: brass base friendly grandma

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: Gold Odious Feces

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Scarlet mischievous gaming laptop business firm

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: smoky location

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Plum frisky really tough guy

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: ....,,,.....,,....,.......,,,....,


i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: supple locale skinny woman

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: smoky location

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: supple locale skinny woman

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: smoky location

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Angry Flirting Hominid Rehab

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: Trip lime love of her life office

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: bespoke aphrodisiac doctorate

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range ceo

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: costumed selfie masturbator

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke headpube

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: snowy set puppy

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone range ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: smoky location

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling yarmulke headpube

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Domesticated lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: smoky location

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: Outnumbered Big Orchestra Pit Police Squad

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Motley garrison shitlib

How is babby formed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914634)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: carnelian hairraiser den wagecucks

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Plum frisky really tough guy



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: smoky location

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Vermilion Parlour

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: smoky location

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: smoky location

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: smoky location

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Plum frisky really tough guy

unfortunately, cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915004)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: impressive aromatic bawdyhouse

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Topaz Hell

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Keepsake Machete Personal Credit Line

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Cyan plaza water buffalo

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy Overrated Whorehouse Place Of Business

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered messiness sanctuary

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2Reputation#49924224)