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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Provocative Black Woman
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Floppy purple stage
  08/28/25
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Provocative Black Woman
  08/28/25
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harsh lay police squad
  08/28/25
that's it?
Sick Feces Spot
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Provocative Black Woman
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Black bawdyhouse
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Sick Feces Spot
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
erotic blood rage forum
  08/28/25
Happy?
carmine stag film
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
erotic blood rage forum
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
harsh lay police squad
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
harsh lay police squad
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
mustard pea-brained hall mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
mahogany jewess
  08/28/25
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Glittery insanely creepy doctorate
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Bipolar rigor
  08/29/25
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Learning disabled gas station fanboi
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
180 geriatric property
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Bearded free-loading temple roast beef
  08/29/25
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Glittery insanely creepy doctorate
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Violent Aqua Coffee Pot Church
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Bearded free-loading temple roast beef
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
vigorous depressive
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
erotic blood rage forum
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
180 geriatric property
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
exciting indian lodge
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Fragrant public bath antidepressant drug
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
erotic blood rage forum
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
harsh lay police squad
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Bearded free-loading temple roast beef
  09/01/25
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cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Bearded free-loading temple roast beef
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  09/01/25
Lolololol
carmine stag film
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
erotic blood rage forum
  09/01/25
?
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Dashing lake market
  09/01/25
Fuck you
erotic blood rage forum
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  09/12/25
Yes
cruel-hearted karate filthpig
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Provocative Black Woman
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy purple stage

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Provocative Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: harsh lay police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sick Feces Spot

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Provocative Black Woman

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Black bawdyhouse

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Sick Feces Spot

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: carmine stag film

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: harsh lay police squad

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: harsh lay police squad

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained hall mad-dog skullcap

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: mahogany jewess

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Glittery insanely creepy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Bipolar rigor

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Learning disabled gas station fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: 180 geriatric property

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Bearded free-loading temple roast beef

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Glittery insanely creepy doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Violent Aqua Coffee Pot Church

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Bearded free-loading temple roast beef

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: vigorous depressive

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: 180 geriatric property

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: exciting indian lodge

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Fragrant public bath antidepressant drug

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: harsh lay police squad

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bearded free-loading temple roast beef

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Bearded free-loading temple roast beef

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: carmine stag film

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Dashing lake market

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: erotic blood rage forum

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted karate filthpig

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Glassy Boyish Hunting Ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Provocative Black Woman

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)