\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  03/23/18
...
multi-colored canary sneaky criminal location
  11/27/23
Lol wow holy shit
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/25/18
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
out-of-control electric telephone
  11/25/18
...
Sadistic rehab
  11/25/18
...
Slimy lemon temple internal respiration
  11/25/18
Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
Trip bearded black woman whorehouse
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/25/18
Anthony Bourdain all over again
Transparent Abusive State
  11/25/18
we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
out-of-control electric telephone
  11/25/18
RIP Charlie TP
clear fragrant philosopher-king hospital
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/25/18
...
Green disgusting stead
  11/25/18
+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
flesh sex offender shrine
  11/25/18
What’s going on ITT?
Flatulent fortuitous meteor son of senegal
  11/25/18
XO is incredible!
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/25/18
...
gold goal in life cruise ship
  10/24/23
Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
Explain plz
Autistic athletic conference clown
  11/25/18
...
Nudist Milk Rigpig
  11/25/18
Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/26/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  10/24/23
I really like it here
snowy outnumbered pit
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  03/24/19
...
Infuriating set dragon
  11/25/18
q did this
pearly adventurous dingle berry
  11/25/18
evidence that this was not edited plz.
Khaki Shaky Feces
  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
100% not flame
irradiated cream sanctuary
  11/25/18
I believe
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
...
Infuriating set dragon
  11/25/18
...
pearly adventurous dingle berry
  04/13/19
If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
Nudist Milk Rigpig
  11/25/18
look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
flesh sex offender shrine
  11/25/18
...
180 claret haunted graveyard theater
  11/25/18
180
Obsidian Skinny Woman
  11/25/18
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  03/24/19
Glad you didn’t killself friend.
Rose Kitchen
  03/24/19
ty friend
irradiated cream sanctuary
  03/24/19
...
dashing hideous fanboi persian
  03/26/19
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  03/26/19
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  07/10/19
Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
Carnelian kink-friendly codepig
  07/10/19
Can you post this on the nba subreddit
Contagious Nubile Striped Hyena Step-uncle's House
  07/10/19
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  07/11/19
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  12/20/19
One of the best Ricky stories ever told
irradiated cream sanctuary
  10/24/23
...
Seedy trailer park
  10/24/23
...
jew / spy / shaman / backslider / entrepreneur
  08/03/25
...
bat-shit-crazy sound barrier
  10/25/23
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  10/25/23
...
irradiated cream sanctuary
  10/25/23
COT DAMN. XO in the know.
dull factory reset button wrinkle
  10/25/23
...
clear fragrant philosopher-king hospital
  10/25/23
...
wine center shitlib
  10/25/23
which of the white kids was kitty?
Coral Passionate Institution Coffee Pot
  10/25/23
...
Obsidian Skinny Woman
  10/25/23


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#35673759)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: multi-colored canary sneaky criminal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#47105733)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296252)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: out-of-control electric telephone

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296278)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Sadistic rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296288)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Slimy lemon temple internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296314)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Trip bearded black woman whorehouse

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296525)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296747)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Transparent Abusive State

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296755)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: out-of-control electric telephone

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296760)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: clear fragrant philosopher-king hospital

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296764)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37297994)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Green disgusting stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299337)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: flesh sex offender shrine

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299555)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Flatulent fortuitous meteor son of senegal

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296787)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296794)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296861)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: gold goal in life cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979068)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299278)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Autistic athletic conference clown

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299381)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Nudist Milk Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299441)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299780)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37305554)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979042)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: snowy outnumbered pit

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299292)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984652)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Infuriating set dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299365)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: pearly adventurous dingle berry

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299391)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Khaki Shaky Feces

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299430)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299443)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299742)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299784)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Infuriating set dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299852)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: pearly adventurous dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38084240)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Nudist Milk Rigpig

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299445)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: flesh sex offender shrine

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299553)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: 180 claret haunted graveyard theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299638)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Obsidian Skinny Woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299728)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984646)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Rose Kitchen

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984801)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: dashing hideous fanboi persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995291)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995299)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508627)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Carnelian kink-friendly codepig

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508641)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Contagious Nubile Striped Hyena Step-uncle's House

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508668)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38516360)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#39300184)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979039)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Seedy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979052)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: jew / spy / shaman / backslider / entrepreneur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#49154157)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979730)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46980939)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: irradiated cream sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982513)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: dull factory reset button wrinkle

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982518)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: clear fragrant philosopher-king hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46983212)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: wine center shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982519)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Coral Passionate Institution Coffee Pot

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982527)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Obsidian Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46983963)