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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
sticky mint home
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
bat-shit-crazy goyim knife
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
Judgmental fighting national security agency
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
flatulent school twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
high-end office double fault
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Burgundy concupiscible therapy
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
sticky mint home
  04/28/21
...
Spectacular Hateful Area
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
flatulent school twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Disgusting Sanctuary
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
bat-shit-crazy goyim knife
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  04/27/21
...
Racy Citrine Gas Station
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
drunken razzmatazz university
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
flatulent school twinkling uncleanness
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
drunken razzmatazz university
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
Razzle hairless pistol
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Marvelous shrine
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
...
sadistic abode multi-billionaire
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
sapphire temple
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Magenta Sound Barrier
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
sticky mint home
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
sapphire temple
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
high-end office double fault
  08/15/22
...
massive appetizing theater stage
  05/12/24
...
Dead thriller rehab
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
Vivacious amber parlour love of her life
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
internet-worthy coldplay fan
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
...
Vermilion heady property party of the first part
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
excitant locale
  08/15/22
...
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  08/15/22
...
sticky mint home
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Hyperactive gay wizard bbw
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy faggotry menage
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
Floppy crimson trump supporter fortuitous meteor
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
Spectacular Hateful Area
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Geriatric beady-eyed trust fund market
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
sticky mint home
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Burgundy concupiscible therapy
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Marvelous shrine
  04/28/21
lol
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  08/15/22
lol
stimulating gaping
  08/15/22
...
sticky mint home
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
bat-shit-crazy goyim knife
  08/15/22
...
Pea-brained garrison
  08/15/22
...
sticky mint home
  02/07/24
...
Comical chrome church building fat ankles
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Pea-brained garrison
  08/16/22
...
sticky mint home
  05/12/24
We survived.
Spectacular Hateful Area
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
Galvanic French Chef Theater
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
charcoal roast beef
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
lake native
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: sticky mint home

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy goyim knife

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: Judgmental fighting national security agency

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: sticky mint home

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: flatulent school twinkling uncleanness

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: sticky mint home

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: high-end office double fault

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Burgundy concupiscible therapy

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: sticky mint home

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Spectacular Hateful Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: flatulent school twinkling uncleanness

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: sticky mint home

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Disgusting Sanctuary

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy goyim knife

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Racy Citrine Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: drunken razzmatazz university

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: flatulent school twinkling uncleanness

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: drunken razzmatazz university

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Razzle hairless pistol

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Marvelous shrine

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: sticky mint home

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: sadistic abode multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: sapphire temple

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: sticky mint home

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Magenta Sound Barrier

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: sticky mint home

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: sapphire temple

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: high-end office double fault

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: massive appetizing theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Dead thriller rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: Vivacious amber parlour love of her life

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: sticky mint home

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy coldplay fan

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: sticky mint home

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Vermilion heady property party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: excitant locale

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: sticky mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Hyperactive gay wizard bbw

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: sticky mint home

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bat shit crazy faggotry menage

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Floppy crimson trump supporter fortuitous meteor

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: sticky mint home

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Hateful Area

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Geriatric beady-eyed trust fund market

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: sticky mint home

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Burgundy concupiscible therapy

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: stimulating gaping

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: sticky mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy goyim knife

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Pea-brained garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: sticky mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Comical chrome church building fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Pea-brained garrison

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: sticky mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Hateful Area

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Ungodly dull sweet tailpipe

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: Galvanic French Chef Theater

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: charcoal roast beef

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: lake native

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654974)