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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
anal crackhouse
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180 actually
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
anal crackhouse
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
anal crackhouse
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
Coral mexican
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smoky cerebral base
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nah
cyan violent business firm
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? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
cyan violent business firm
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
cerise pit
  11/11/14
He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
anal crackhouse
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
Twinkling Indecent Reading Party National
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Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
anal crackhouse
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ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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that bit about depravity really stings
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Incisive
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Still stings
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
cerise pit
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
Brass windowlicker
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Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
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*bangs gong*
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embarrassing OP
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: anal crackhouse

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone national security agency haunted graveyard

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696109)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Offensive marketing idea lettuce

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Clear territorial hospital elastic band



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: Aquamarine insecure twinkling uncleanness locus



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: cyan violent business firm



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: mildly autistic queen of the night



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful bearded athletic conference lodge



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: anal crackhouse

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: anal crackhouse

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: impertinent organic girlfriend candlestick maker

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696281)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Coral mexican

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: smoky cerebral base

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: cyan violent business firm

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: cyan violent business firm

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: cerise pit

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: anal crackhouse

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Twinkling Indecent Reading Party National

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: anal crackhouse

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Tan Office

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: bespoke vivacious sanctuary



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Irate Depressive Black Woman



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: sickened parlour trust fund



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: talented doobsian boiling water selfie



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Zippy community account



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: Spruce dragon

datsasmartfish

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: big newt

titcr

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone national security agency haunted graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: cobalt church macaca

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: black soul-stirring point affirmative action



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Emerald cocky cuck rigpig



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: sadistic bronze heaven

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: smoky cerebral base



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: geriatric codepig



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Clear territorial hospital elastic band



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Aquamarine insecure twinkling uncleanness locus



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Boyish Station Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling preventive strike

damn

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: very tactful space



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: cyan violent business firm



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: multi-colored sinister toilet seat

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mood



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: 180 university



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful bearded athletic conference lodge



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: balding aggressive quadroon patrolman

Still stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#40145965)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: Fishy piazza



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: multi-colored sinister toilet seat



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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:08 PM
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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: bespoke vivacious sanctuary



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Date: February 17th, 2023 1:04 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: cerise pit

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Brass windowlicker

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Fragrant Purple Sound Barrier

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#30535788)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Pontificating curious nowag jew

*bangs gong*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#30537270)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: wonderful bearded athletic conference lodge

embarrassing OP

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:49 AM
Author: violent cream associate cruise ship



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: deep market

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2Reputation#42837458)