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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Milky reading party coffee pot
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
high-end church building idea he suggested
  08/28/25
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Milky reading party coffee pot
  08/28/25
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brindle step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
that's it?
Pea-brained peach factory reset button
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Milky reading party coffee pot
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
shaky bistre toilet seat boltzmann
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Pea-brained peach factory reset button
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
bespoke bipolar property incel
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
bespoke bipolar property incel
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
bespoke bipolar property incel
  09/12/25
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bespoke bipolar property incel
  10/28/25
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bespoke bipolar property incel
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
passionate public bath
  08/28/25
Happy?
vibrant elastic band
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
passionate public bath
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
brindle step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
brindle step-uncle's house
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
fuchsia swashbuckling parlour multi-billionaire
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Razzle legend giraffe
  08/28/25
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angry main people
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Wine office
  08/29/25
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indigo fantasy-prone psychic
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Frum Sooty Pit Water Buffalo
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
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angry main people
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Aphrodisiac aquamarine hunting ground
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
bespoke bipolar property incel
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
haunting stimulating yarmulke dingle berry
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
passionate public bath
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Frum Sooty Pit Water Buffalo
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
smoky sadistic turdskin
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Hyperactive university clown
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
cordovan stock car
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
passionate public bath
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
brindle step-uncle's house
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
smoky sadistic turdskin
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting
  09/01/25
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smoky sadistic turdskin
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
smoky sadistic turdskin
  09/01/25
Lolololol
vibrant elastic band
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
passionate public bath
  09/01/25
?
bespoke bipolar property incel
  09/12/25
?
bespoke bipolar property incel
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
iridescent cracking orchestra pit
  09/01/25
Fuck you
passionate public bath
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
smoky sadistic turdskin
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
bespoke bipolar property incel
  09/12/25
Yes
smoky sadistic turdskin
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
bespoke bipolar property incel
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
bespoke bipolar property incel
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Milky reading party coffee pot
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Milky reading party coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: high-end church building idea he suggested

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Milky reading party coffee pot



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: brindle step-uncle's house



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained peach factory reset button

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Milky reading party coffee pot

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: shaky bistre toilet seat boltzmann

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained peach factory reset button

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: passionate public bath

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant elastic band

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: passionate public bath

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: brindle step-uncle's house

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: brindle step-uncle's house

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling parlour multi-billionaire

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Razzle legend giraffe

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: angry main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Wine office

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: indigo fantasy-prone psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Frum Sooty Pit Water Buffalo

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: angry main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac aquamarine hunting ground

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: haunting stimulating yarmulke dingle berry

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: passionate public bath

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Frum Sooty Pit Water Buffalo

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive university clown

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cordovan stock car

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: passionate public bath

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: brindle step-uncle's house

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser glassy state famous landscape painting

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: vibrant elastic band

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: passionate public bath

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: iridescent cracking orchestra pit

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: passionate public bath

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: smoky sadistic turdskin

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: bespoke bipolar property incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Milky reading party coffee pot

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)