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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
hairless liquid oxygen
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Confused carnelian sandwich
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
provocative circlehead
  08/30/25
...
carmine comical french chef
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Electric psychic cuckoldry
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Violet sound barrier
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Violet sound barrier
  08/31/25
...
180 sinister base
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  08/31/25
delusional take
180 sinister base
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
fragrant jet hairy legs
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
motley pink hominid
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
motley pink hominid
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
motley pink hominid
  09/05/25
...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Startled Twinkling Becky Area
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
motley pink hominid
  09/05/25
...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
motley pink hominid
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
indecent travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
indecent travel guidebook step-uncle's house
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/05/25
Kenny
motley pink hominid
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/06/25
...
Tan Vigorous Jap
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/06/25
...
Tan Vigorous Jap
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Titillating Shitlib
  09/07/25
Explain
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Greedy Adventurous Dopamine
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
dull duck-like lay water buffalo
  09/07/25
...
fragrant jet hairy legs
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Floppy chest-beating feces lodge
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: hairless liquid oxygen

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Confused carnelian sandwich

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: provocative circlehead

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: carmine comical french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Electric psychic cuckoldry

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Violet sound barrier

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Violet sound barrier

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: 180 sinister base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: 180 sinister base

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fragrant jet hairy legs

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: motley pink hominid

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: motley pink hominid

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: motley pink hominid

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Startled Twinkling Becky Area

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: motley pink hominid

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: motley pink hominid

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: indecent travel guidebook step-uncle's house

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: indecent travel guidebook step-uncle's house

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: motley pink hominid

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Titillating Shitlib

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Greedy Adventurous Dopamine

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: dull duck-like lay water buffalo

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: fragrant jet hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy chest-beating feces lodge

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599047)