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amazing how many Roman emperors were assassinated

constant coups going on
Razzle Resort Mother
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and by their own family members more than a couple of times ...
Cream pisswyrm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century
spectacular sick nowag mood
  10/04/13
Also a lot were trannies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El...
razzle-dazzle selfie nibblets
  10/04/13
yeah i wonder what those looked like
transparent boyish station
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charlie kirk would know
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Their whole style of government was shit
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  07/18/24
romans were stupid
thirsty odious multi-billionaire
  07/24/24
they never did figure out how to do peaceful transfer of pow...
Frum topaz french chef
  07/24/24
Kind of makes it seem overrated
Charcoal Legal Warrant
  08/01/24
No, their government actually sucked.
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  09/15/24
They were utter retards about this. They knew Germans were e...
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  09/16/24
ah the Germans, who finally formed a cohesive state only a m...
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  09/16/24
You love states we get it
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Rate Diocletian's retirement home https://en.m.wikipedia...
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solidly middle class
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honestly it's a pretty good system, your leaders should be a...
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Worked out great for Rome
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  09/16/24
yeah? They are pretty highly regarded and dominated a big ch...
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
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Then their emperors started getting assassinated annually an...
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  09/16/24
dood, the whole thing started with an assassination, that's ...
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  09/16/24
You obviously don't know a damn thing about Roman history.
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
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obviously you've got the one good 200 years, but otherwise t...
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  09/16/24
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
  09/16/24
I am aware, unrelated to the general principle that assassin...
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
  09/16/24
You were just praising their model of government you ape. Yo...
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
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I still am! Rome survived and was hugely influential after ...
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Because it was so easy to assassinate the emperor. That's yo...
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I think it's a nice counterbalance to that level of power, i...
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"The people?" lmfao. These were military generals ...
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they still needed armies and popular support, the mob was ne...
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Rome wasn't even the capital during the third century. Many ...
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
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I am speaking of the empire generally, obviously the politic...
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The OP is saying it's amazing how many Roman emperors were a...
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
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no, I'm saying that was a Roman tradition dating from its ve...
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Rome was founded centuries before Caesar was even born.
unhinged mahogany dysfunction church
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yes, the Republic was founded when a Brutus KILLED A KING
Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit
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Brutus didn't save the Republic.
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jfc you retard, his great great what the fuck ever grandfath...
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You still haven't explained why killing kings is a good idea...
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I'm saying the Romans did it constantly and they are objecti...
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Date: October 3rd, 2013 11:47 PM
Author: Razzle Resort Mother

constant coups going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#24165959)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:23 AM
Author: spectacular sick nowag mood



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Cream pisswyrm

and by their own family members more than a couple of times

Hard office to hold on to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#24168109)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Onyx Galvanic Bawdyhouse Police Squad

(busy little bee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#24168119)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:36 AM
Author: Harsh magenta lodge



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular sick nowag mood

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#24168121)



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Date: October 4th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle selfie nibblets

Also a lot were trannies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus

It was a wild and untamed world back then. Too bad Christians ruined all the fun and now libs are ruining all the fun even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#24168152)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: transparent boyish station

yeah i wonder what those looked like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47862808)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: transparent boyish station

charlie kirk would know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47862887)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: transparent boyish station



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Date: July 22nd, 2024 3:05 AM
Author: transparent boyish station



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Date: July 23rd, 2024 6:15 PM
Author: transparent boyish station



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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:09 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2024 7:59 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2024 10:04 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2024 7:58 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2024 6:27 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2024 5:32 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2024 7:49 PM
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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:47 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2024 12:06 AM
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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:40 PM
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Date: September 23rd, 2024 12:41 AM
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Date: September 24th, 2024 5:46 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:31 AM
Author: transparent boyish station



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Date: July 18th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Their whole style of government was shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47862814)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: thirsty odious multi-billionaire

romans were stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47889410)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Frum topaz french chef

they never did figure out how to do peaceful transfer of power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47889423)



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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:39 AM
Author: Charcoal Legal Warrant

Kind of makes it seem overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47916170)



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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

No, their government actually sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48092392)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:35 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

They were utter retards about this. They knew Germans were electing their kings, and they knew the rest of the world had dynastic rule, and they knew their own government sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096384)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

ah the Germans, who finally formed a cohesive state only a mere 1800 years later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096392)



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Date: September 24th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

You love states we get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48128125)



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Date: August 1st, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Charcoal Legal Warrant

Rate Diocletian's retirement home

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diocletian%27s_Palace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#47916176)



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Date: August 8th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: floppy stead

solidly middle class

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Date: September 15th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit



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Date: September 15th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

honestly it's a pretty good system, your leaders should be afraid that if they fuck up they will just be unceremoniously stabbed in their bath

the byzantines had all sorts of good ones, I forget his name but the best one was some old emperor and his assassin just locked the door, cut his head off, then held it up to the window and all the guards were like "well fuck it, I guess that doods emperor now"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48092379)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:43 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Worked out great for Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096175)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

yeah? They are pretty highly regarded and dominated a big chunk of human history while enduring two thousand years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096188)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Then their emperors started getting assassinated annually and everything went to shit until Diocletian made the government communist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096295)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

dood, the whole thing started with an assassination, that's how you run shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096298)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

You obviously don't know a damn thing about Roman history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096300)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

obviously you've got the one good 200 years, but otherwise they did very well in a troubled world

and if I recall even during the good 200 it wasn't exactly assassin free territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096303)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_of_the_Third_Century

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096304)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:15 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

I am aware, unrelated to the general principle that assassinations can be good for morale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096308)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

You were just praising their model of government you ape. You thought all that chaos might have done them some good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096313)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:17 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

I still am! Rome survived and was hugely influential after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096315)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Because it was so easy to assassinate the emperor. That's your theory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096318)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:20 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

I think it's a nice counterbalance to that level of power, if the people are willing to have you killed and then take on someone new, you had it coming

if you were unjustly assassinated, that dood did not tend to last

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096325)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

"The people?" lmfao. These were military generals fighting against each other.

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096326)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:22 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

they still needed armies and popular support, the mob was never far away in Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096329)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:26 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Rome wasn't even the capital during the third century. Many emperors never even visited it

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096349)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

I am speaking of the empire generally, obviously the political center shifted at numerous points, Ravenna was a last ditch thing in the face of much worse problems than the eternal tradition of Roman backstabbing dating back to the founding of the republic, where they killed the fucking king

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096359)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

The OP is saying it's amazing how many Roman emperors were assassinated. I assumed he was talking about the period when Rome had series of over 20 emperors who were assassinated after <2 years in office. Are you talking about some other period in Roman history when that wasn't happening?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096369)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

no, I'm saying that was a Roman tradition dating from its very founding until the demise of the East, at no point were they not assassinating the fuck out of doods, and it worked better than anything else anyone ever did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096383)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Rome was founded centuries before Caesar was even born.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096388)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:36 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

yes, the Republic was founded when a Brutus KILLED A KING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096396)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

Brutus didn't save the Republic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096404)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

jfc you retard, his great great what the fuck ever grandfather was the guy who killed the last king of rome at the start of the republic, it is a different Brutus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096424)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

You still haven't explained why killing kings is a good idea. Why not kill all the military generals and everyone else in power too, all the time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096432)



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Date: September 16th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Bistre Laughsome Orchestra Pit

I'm saying the Romans did it constantly and they are objectively the most successful single people the world has ever known, I'd be interested in who you think did better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48096438)



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Date: September 23rd, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: unhinged mahogany dysfunction church

You have availability bias out the ass. Keep going you stupid fuckm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2378069&forum_id=2Reputation#48122358)