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Do you recall the greatest nut of your life?

I suppose aside from your solo numero uno, or first time hav...
frum university national security agency
  08/04/26
180
Trust If Aryan
  08/06/26
I just busttttttttttttttttttttttttttted
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  08/11/26
actively appreciating tp
crackling fire
  08/11/26
top 3? sure. during my oslo sexcation back in 2018 i met ...
charismatic godawful jewess
  08/04/26
If rowan had offered to let you smash when you were in colle...
frum university national security agency
  08/04/26
without giving any outable details, yes. that said, a couple...
charismatic godawful jewess
  08/04/26
180 I remember Rowan and Blue Smoke both had huge pendulo...
frum university national security agency
  08/04/26
rowan was skinny, had great eyes, and is fun as hell. like l...
charismatic godawful jewess
  08/04/26
I don’t understand, how could an alpha Korean like you...
,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..
  08/05/26
Wow 3000 women but you remember the top 3? Sure bong
,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..
  08/05/26
Probably not as no nut has ever truly been sublime When I t...
Arousing reading party knife
  08/04/26
I think there is a lot to be said for that and I'm sure many...
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
  08/05/26
I was like a month into boot camp and hadn't nutted or even ...
dicksucking fag
  08/05/26
180 but why not just keep fucking with the edibles?
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
  08/05/26
It's a long story and I posted most of it here already but w...
dicksucking fag
  08/05/26
Gotta learn to hide being high. An experienced stoner can be...
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
  08/06/26
cheating is bad but it's also bad for your wife to hold a gr...
Kenneth Play
  08/06/26
I had sex with an opossum this week on the recommendation of...
.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,....,.....,....
  08/05/26
alpha
Don Spaceporn De La Squancha
  08/05/26
Seek Christ.
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'
  08/06/26
...
you're the puppet
  08/06/26
(birdshit)
AZNgirl write children's books about taking BWC
  08/06/26
...
The Penis
  08/06/26
...
Henry Bronco
  08/06/26
...
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  08/06/26
...
.,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,....,.....,....
  08/11/26
*Whitney Houston voice*
Bill Laimbeer circa 1990
  08/06/26
the second time i had sex (also the second time she had sex)...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  08/06/26
Wow I had something similar happen in HS in a car with my gf...
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  08/11/26
summer after graduating from HS spent all day house party at...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/06/26
great content, ty
UhOh
  08/06/26
youth is wasted on the young. it's funny what you think abou...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/11/26
180
Nyuuug
  08/11/26
dirty weekend at age 21 or so with a girl who i had been int...
neuroprancer
  08/06/26
his name?
Leftists are just ugly dorks
  08/06/26
she was a genetic female surprisingly
neuroprancer
  08/11/26
Girl sucking my dick while I was on LSD at their house. Her ...
Rickike
  08/06/26
go on
Trust If Aryan
  08/11/26
Yeah, YOUR MOM πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
mfcr
  08/06/26
thread winner
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  08/06/26
I very much do. I was a junior or senior in college. One o...
Leftists are just ugly dorks
  08/06/26
you ever seen an over confident girl do a beer bong for the ...
Metal Up Your Ass
  08/06/26
Yeah chick i was dating in college before Dutchess. Probably...
Alison Angel Fan
  08/06/26
Did any of his cum get on you? Yours on him?
dicksucking fag
  08/06/26
I mean he blew in her the first time so im sure it was still...
Alison Angel Fan
  08/06/26
180 but ur 5'7 in timberlands my man
Risten
  08/06/26
Nah. Really 5’9. I played college baseball.
Alison Angel Fan
  08/06/26
5'9? MAYBE in ur Chad Curtis XXXtra Tall Spikes with the Lau...
Risten
  08/06/26
...
Alison Angel Fan
  08/06/26
I'm sure his cock will stay in your memory forever
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/11/26
very jewish. sounds like a jew-produced porno movie.
ZACHARY
  08/11/26
Yes, I almost died in the middle of nowhere. Jerked off that...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  08/06/26
yes. i even recall his name.
peeface
  08/06/26
can we hear from spaceporn itt
ZACHARY
  08/11/26
i had a really good macadamia once
neuroprancer
  08/11/26
Had bad pneumonia, was feverish and delusional, low blood ox...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  08/11/26
Have never really enjoyed sex, believe i am basically sexual...
Gay Grandpa
  08/11/26
Wtf? What was the point of boning all those crazy dumb chick...
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  08/11/26
Its psychological
Gay Grandpa
  08/11/26
(spaceporn unzips his pants and looks down)
ZACHARY
  08/11/26
A few greats. Note that most of these were one-nighters or n...
Slime Wall Climber
  08/11/26
strong submissions. thank
Nyuuug
  08/11/26
High T stuff. Any fatties?
the wife guy cinematic universe
  08/11/26
honorable mention: Denver. About 27 or 28. Went to a late lu...
Slime Wall Climber
  08/11/26
oh, slime wall!!!
UhOh
  08/11/26
For me? I'm saying what it is. It's probably not the orgasm....
lfo
  08/11/26


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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:39 AM
Author: frum university national security agency

I suppose aside from your solo numero uno, or first time having sex/cumming with a partner, which are memorable for most no matter what. Restrict this to non-milestone nuts.

I can remember a few that are above and beyond but the one that sticks out the most was when I think I was 23-24. A girl I had wanted to bang since high school moved to my area and we hung out a few times and eventually fucked. Normally I don't think I have great stamina but even though I was really attracted to her, for some reason I could really hang on as long as I wanted. I think part of it was she orgasmed really easily and repeatedly, which was distracting and also fed my ego like crazy in the moment. I just hadn't experienced that before and it kind of took me to a different place.

Anyway this was like the second round of the first night we had sex and we went into doggy quickly. She was basically begging me to cum fast because she was getting worn out and I was going all out. She reached back and grabbed my balls HARD and yelled "please!" I made it maybe a dozen more pumps and then started to cum right as she was kind of pulling away from me. I went after it and kept fucking her even as she laid prone and this seemed to make her orgasm again because her legs starting shaking and she was grunting like troglodyte. At first I felt almost numb below the waist as I started coming but then it was fully overwhelming like being a teenager again. I saw stars for a moment and was actively appreciating how awesome it was.

I thought I fully ejaculated inside of her but as I pulled out moments later (no idea why in retrospect), I still blew a couple of ropes onto her hair and upper back. I couldn't fucking believe it. Between her screaming orgasms, getting to pound away to a tremendous heady orgasm, then blowing an enormous load, and having pined for this chick for years, I just felt totally satisfied like never before. There have been some good ones since but that one still holds the unified title and not confident that will change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044143)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049053)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

I just busttttttttttttttttttttttttttted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060258)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: crackling fire (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

actively appreciating tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060708)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:43 AM
Author: charismatic godawful jewess

top 3? sure.

during my oslo sexcation back in 2018 i met a white norwegian 9. creampied ofc. still think about her sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044144)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: frum university national security agency

If rowan had offered to let you smash when you were in college would you have gone for it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044145)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: charismatic godawful jewess

without giving any outable details, yes. that said, a couple femposters i met up with back in the day were legit 8s+

not naming any names ofc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044146)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: frum university national security agency

180

I remember Rowan and Blue Smoke both had huge pendulous jugs. We had great female posters back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044147)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 2:54 AM
Author: charismatic godawful jewess

rowan was skinny, had great eyes, and is fun as hell. like legit it was always a good time with her. i imagine she is a good lay.

always regretted not being able to hook up with a fempoaster. like i said, a few were legit 8+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044148)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..


I don’t understand, how could an alpha Korean like you who has bedded 3000 girls not fuck any of the desirable xo posters he met? That doesn’t add up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046383)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:39 AM
Author: ,,,,.,,,,.,.,,.....,.,,.,...,,..


Wow 3000 women but you remember the top 3? Sure bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046382)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 5:06 AM
Author: Arousing reading party knife

Probably not as no nut has ever truly been sublime

When I think about sexual relations peak its always related to some other factor tangential to the actual sexual act and I doubt this is uncommon as most of these ppl's stories start off with "I was at" or "I saw this earlier and"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50044167)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


I think there is a lot to be said for that and I'm sure many people can't remember a really superlative nut. But I'm asking about people who can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046348)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: dicksucking fag

I was like a month into boot camp and hadn't nutted or even got a boner really. I was left alone and got some time in the shitter so I just figured, "why not?" The sheer volume of nut was just ridiculous and unbelievable. I wish I could've filmed it. It was like those fake porno vids where they're shooting liquid out of a fake cock. It just kept cumming and cumming and cumming and the brown paper towels I grabbed were like fully soaked and falling apart.

Another one was this girl I was fucking while doing a marijuana edible. I was eating her pussy for what felt like an hour while the weed was taking over and then we just started fucking for what felt like an even longer time. I was pumping away and I thought I was coming but it was like this weird prelude that lasted for like a minute and then when I had my real orgasm it felt like my dick head was exploding off in ecstasy. I tried to replicate the experience a couple months later with my wife and I drank one of those Delta 9 seltzers and it got pretty close (she didn't know I was high so wasn't as into it) and I had the same experience of like a pre-cumming orgasm that lasted for like a minute and then my dick exploding in pleasure. It's kind of made me wanna try ecstasy or something and have sex on it but I'd probably ruin my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046351)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


180 but why not just keep fucking with the edibles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046359)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:30 AM
Author: dicksucking fag

It's a long story and I posted most of it here already but wife now associates them with my cheatmoing so I just don't do em anymore as it puts her in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046377)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 2:54 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


Gotta learn to hide being high. An experienced stoner can be wrecked and still mostly undetectable, particularly around family and close friends. Also your wife sounds like a controlling cunt and should not irrationally reject a great boon to your shared sex life.

Sex on MDMA is impossible, tedious, or unremarkable for many people BTW. THC's amplification of sexual response is far more common and widely acknowledged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048644)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cheating is bad but it's also bad for your wife to hold a grudge against weed if improves sex for you (in the way it does for a lot of people). just ensures the two of you never get closer in that way. but it sounds like a complicated situation with strong feelings already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050265)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: .,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,....,.....,....


I had sex with an opossum this week on the recommendation of an XO thread and it was honestly one of the best moments of my life. Ripped it in half afterward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046384)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: Don Spaceporn De La Squancha (βœ…πŸ‘)

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50046407)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 2:58 AM
Author: \'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\'


Seek Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048645)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: you're the puppet (I have the emotional height of an angry 6" gnome )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050245)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: AZNgirl write children's books about taking BWC

(birdshit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048657)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048658)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Henry Bronco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049104)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049988)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: .,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,....,.....,....




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060586)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Bill Laimbeer circa 1990

*Whitney Houston voice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048651)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 3:35 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

the second time i had sex (also the second time she had sex), we wanted to fuck but couldn't because parents were home so we were going to do it in my car somewhere. we were trying with her on top in the front seat but simply could not get it in because she was nervous and incredibly tight. we tried it with her bent over the center console and were getting nowhere and then suddenly it just popped in all at once and completely took my breath away. i was trying to compose myself and then she started grinding her ass against me and i instantly started cumming buckets...rope after rope after rope...absolutely insane volume. the first time, i had lasted quite a while, but bending her over was something else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048655)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Wow I had something similar happen in HS in a car with my gf. It was 3rd time for us though. In addition to the suction/angle taking it all in, feeling that from behind for her took her someplace else too. She naturally had a soft, feminine voice but when I slid all the way in she let out a long, deep, guttural moan from a place she didnt know existed. The sensation feeling was great for me but that sound that came out was what got me shooting maximum ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060644)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

summer after graduating from HS spent all day house party at friend's whose parents were in europe. there was a pool, drinking weed etc. as the evening wore on, my gf asked me to drop off one of her friends at home as friend had to go on vacation with family the next day. the friend was very petite but had a nice round ass that she'd been flaunting in some type of thong-esque bikini all day (even though same friend group, I hadn't paid her much mind as at 18 all I cared about was tits). another buddy of mine also needed a ride so he hopped in as well.

dropped off my buddy and I took friend to her place. she asked if I wanted to come smoke some cigs so we could continue whatever inane conversation we were having. she sat herself on my lap and before I could say anything started grinding her ass on my dick. I said some BS about GF not liking her doing that and she asked my why I was already hard. she then took her dress off (we were in the backyard), grabbed me by my dick, and lead me into the basement.

she then took off her bikini top (for her laughable A cups) and bottom. I did note that she was only the second girl I had seen fully shaved. she pushed me down on a couch, straddled me (pretty sure my shirt was off but my shorts on), and proceeded to dry hump herself against my rockhard dick in my shorts. she was babbling on about wanting to do this for years, so we proceeded to spend the next half hour making out with her bringing herself to two orgasms from grinding on my dick (still in my shorts).

She then tried to blow me but too much alcohol and teeth made me ask her to stop. She then said, "So you want my ass?" She pushed me back climbed on top and started to work my dick into her ass. I'm pretty sure that she used some type of lotion but it's all a bit hazy as I had never had anal sex before so my mind was going 100mph.

She spent about 20 minutes riding me, with the novelty keeping me hard despite the booze. She then got up, bent over the back of the couch and asked me to 'really fuck my ass'. At 18 you've seen this in porno, but never IRL. I went to town thrusting on her ass like a jackhammer. She started screaming but said don't stop. Her legs were shaking and she said pull my hair. As soon as I did this, she had a screaming orgasm and her ass locked up on my cock so tight it was almost painful to thrust. This in turn made me start shooting ropes into her ass for about 2 minutes. I had never nutted that much from sex before. It was like a river flowing out of her ass. That image, as she still shuddered, I will take to my grave.

I fell to my knees, head spinning and muttering 'oh wow'. I felt like I was floating. I honestly don't remember much of going back to the house party. GF asked what happened, and I made up some BS about buddy puking on the way home. GF was convinced I had smoked weed without her, given how out of it I was. GF was a weed fiend, so she ran off to get high. I just sat there, unspeaking, mind too overwhelmed.

ended up having sex with GF in pool at 3am for an hour but was unable to nut as the friend's ass had completely drained me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50048716)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: UhOh

great content, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049062)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 6:03 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

youth is wasted on the young. it's funny what you think about when your eyes are closed and you're servicing the mrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060252)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Nyuuug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060545)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: neuroprancer

dirty weekend at age 21 or so with a girl who i had been internet friends with since 16. she was super cute and i sometimes regret not pursuing a relationship with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049059)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Leftists are just ugly dorks

his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049980)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: neuroprancer

she was a genetic female surprisingly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060627)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Rickike

Girl sucking my dick while I was on LSD at their house. Her husband watched me bust in her mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049064)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 10:15 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060475)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: mfcr

Yeah, YOUR MOM πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049067)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad

thread winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049788)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Leftists are just ugly dorks

I very much do. I was a junior or senior in college. One of the local high school girl was dating one of my teammates but was completely and obviously into me. They broke up at some point and I started banging her. One night she came over to my dorm and was on the rag and told me to stand here. She grabbed a pillow for her knees and started blowing me while I was standing up. As I got close to busting she stopped and rubbed my legs and ass and nuts for a bit. Then she started blowing me again. This repeated 3 times until I finally said "don't stop." My knees literally buckled as she greedily swallowed my load. It will never be topped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049976)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

you ever seen an over confident girl do a beer bong for the first time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049989)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Alison Angel Fan

Yeah chick i was dating in college before Dutchess. Probably the hottest chick ive ever fucked.

We would have sex sometimes 3 times a day. But we were toxic and always fought. I just turned 21 and she had a fake ID. We went to AC and she looked super hot wearing an incredibly short dress. She was a psycho at sex. Her legs looked amazing that day but it sucked bc we basically had a fight on the way there and the day before but it was a trip with a bunch of friends so we went anyway. We kind of knew we were breaking up.

Whole thing happened where the cops arrested a bunch of people for a fake ID so I told her not to try it she was hammered and we fought. I went in and no idea how she got in but we did. At this point we were basically broken up bc the fight was so bad it looked like a domestic and security and cops were breaking us up although just arguing.

I see her in the club dancing with this guy and making out with him. I was bummed bc I didn’t love her or anything but breaking up sucks. So I go back to the room. I’m sleeping on the couch and she comes in with the guy. Fucks the guy on the bed I’m like Jesus and put a pillow over my head and go to sleep.

I wake up they’re cuddling and apparently he was going back to his hotel room grabbing more beer (he came back with no beer and drank our vodka). So me and her get into a screaming match like so loud then start kissing. We’re both hammered her much more than me. She tells me the guy is coming back and she wants both of us to fuck her. I’m like wtf she like yeah let’s do it.

So he comes back she asks him he’s like sure whatever. So we both take turns fucking her, no condom. I’m like I feel like I’m in a porn right now. She kept her heels on and I’m fucking her while she’s standing and she’s bent over sucking his cock. He explodes and for some reason the sound of her trying to swallow but there was a slight gag just made me lose it.

I busted my nut and it was the sudden explosion feeling when you hit it right but it was for like 15 seconds. I I never moaned when I came before but I let out this rip even she’s like wow I never heard you moan like that. Then I pulled out and saw it dripping down the back of her thigh and like a second burst came out. I’m like holy fuck.

We stayed friends after that and always laughed about it until I met Dutchess and she made me cut it off with her friend wise.

I know everyone will ask the girl was like 5’2, I’m 5’9 and the other guy was like 5’11 maybe 6’0. Me and him were both jacked at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50049993)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: dicksucking fag

Did any of his cum get on you? Yours on him?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050026)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Alison Angel Fan

I mean he blew in her the first time so im sure it was still in there. I didn’t care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050088)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Risten

180 but ur 5'7 in timberlands my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050059)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Alison Angel Fan

Nah. Really 5’9. I played college baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050086)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Risten

5'9? MAYBE in ur Chad Curtis XXXtra Tall Spikes with the Launch Angle lifts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050093)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Alison Angel Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050126)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 6:04 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

I'm sure his cock will stay in your memory forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060253)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: ZACHARY ((zurich is stained))

very jewish. sounds like a jew-produced porno movie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060523)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

Yes, I almost died in the middle of nowhere. Jerked off that night and was the most intense nut of all time. Shot breathtakingly long ropes. Was like my body fully understood its mortality and cranked semen production up by 1000%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050076)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: peeface

yes. i even recall his name.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50050185)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: ZACHARY ((zurich is stained))

can we hear from spaceporn itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060601)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: neuroprancer

i had a really good macadamia once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060666)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

Had bad pneumonia, was feverish and delusional, low blood oxygen, etc. Felt like i was dying. used my last bit of strength to beat off and it felt like I got hit by lightning but in a good way, really rejuvenated me. Hospitals should offer medical handjobs as a last resort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060674)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Have never really enjoyed sex, believe i am basically sexually dysfunctional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060688)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

Wtf? What was the point of boning all those crazy dumb chicks then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060765)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Its psychological

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060795)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: ZACHARY ((zurich is stained))

(spaceporn unzips his pants and looks down)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060766)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Slime Wall Climber (BettieLasikEyes)

A few greats. Note that most of these were one-nighters or near one-nighters and most with chicks who I didn't care to see again. I am old, so I grew up a condom user even though I had a lot of raw dog with girlfriends and shit. Randoms were always with condoms and I note that a lot of these were those few times when they were random with no condom.

1. Backseat of my buddy's mom's 1993 Crown Victoria. Me (16) picked up a brunette chick (14) at a teen club in Longview, TX called The Jungle. Prior to cell phones/internet. I nutted raw in less than 5 strokes. Within 5 minutes I had nutted again. There was at least a 12" x 12" wet spot soaked in the backseat that all my bros had to sit in on the drive back home, which was 180. Also, I dissed her when when got back to the club. She went to different school, but told people that knew about it that I had a small dick. I thought it was true until I got a little older and realized that hard it was actually well above average. Also first time I tasted pussy. Don't remember name.

2. High yella stripper with a banging bod. She worked at a club called Streakers in Longview, TX, but I think she was from Shreveport, LA. I was 21 she must have been 19 or 20. I was broke and just alone sitting there. A car salesman bro gave me about $10 and said to tip her. She came over. We talked and she said wait for her to get off. I fucked her in a hotel with a rubber that night. This was prior to cells and stuff. I used to drop in Streakers on the way back and forth from home to SMU. About 6 months later I went back, and she was pissed off I'd never tried to contact her again or come see her. I was drinking and again went home with her but this time to an apartment. It was relatively new and she lived alone except for a puppy and there was dogshit all over the place. I will never forget the rawdog nuts I put inside her that night and morning. I went back like at the end of the school year and saw her at Streakers. She said she was pregnant. I don't think it was mine, but I hightailed it out of there and didn't go back for many years. Don't know her name.

3. Skinny brunette I picked up in Denver, CO at some thing on a Thursday night. I was 27 and she was maybe 30-35. I was drunk and super high. I thought she was really pretty. Brought her back to my place and put my face between her legs, pulled up and kissed her and nutted missionary in 10 stokes. It was astounding. The 2nd nut doggie about 20 minutes later was earthshaking. Can't remember name.

4. Denver at 27 or 28. Was short on money and an acquaintance had a legit send a stripper to you type business that also used male strippers sometime. He got an unusual request. Woman wanted a male date to Western Union corporate office Christmas party. She had been fucking a married co worker and he broke it off because of wife. She wanted a Chad date to the party, not that I ever thought in those terms back then or consider myself one. I took the date for $500. I think this was 2003 or 2004. Party was fine except for the part where I had to make small talk with some Michigan Law shrew that worked at corporate. My date was late 30's and petite and blonde. Was surprised at how pretty she was. Ended up going home with her, but when she got naked there was like these weird red whelps like a rash or something all over her butt and inner thighs. I was like what the fuck is this? She got mad and told me to leave. I bent her over and creampied anyway before I left. Really hot but mostly because I was scared as fuck about that rash. Can't remember name.

4. South Texas. I was about 36 supervising a landman project. A mid-late 20's single mom was working on the project. She had a hell of a body on her. She was living with this 30ish history professor that had moved out from Los Angeles. This was his first real job teaching. When she complained about him to me one night when a bunch of us were out, I knew she was ripe. I tried to get her to screw for a couple of weeks to no avail. On like a Thursday night, I go out to a bar and meet this hot little latina hairdresser. We ended up fucking that night and I decided she would be a proper fit for as long as I was around. Next day, Friday after work, this girl with the history professor boyfriend decides she is ready and so she came over and screwed for me after work in my hotel, abet with a rubber. Over the next week, I told her about the latina and said to not fuck it up with her professor. We were alone a couple of days later in this broke down office space where we had temporarily rented. In the back there was some storage and junk space that didn't have air conditioner. She would often go back to the alley from there to have an occasional smoke. She asked me to come have a smoke with her and when we got back to that storage spot, I put her against the wall. Fuck it must have been 110 degrees back there in the South TX heat. The nut was amazing. Definitely top 3. Of course I went back after work and drove to the latina's place and fucked her later. Really solid times.

5. 18 year old Persian escort I hired that same summer in San Antonio. Got damn was she cute and a sweetheart. Despite fucking the other 2 chicks raw on the reg, I nutted in 5 or 6 good strokes even with her holding the bottom of the rubber down with her hand. Fucking left that room licking my chops like the Cat in that fairly tale The Cat and Mouse in Partnership.

Many others, but those must be my top 5.

Ps: married with kids for 13 years now. I'd just as soon fall asleep on the couch on a Friday night than work to catch a nut with my wife for 30 minutes. It's all over. I'm a half breed mulatto and gay BTW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50060961)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Nyuuug

strong submissions. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50061194)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe

High T stuff. Any fatties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50061219)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Slime Wall Climber (BettieLasikEyes)

honorable mention: Denver. About 27 or 28. Went to a late lunch solo at Outback up in northwest part of town like Broomfield. Sitting at the bar all the way across from me is this blonde chick late 20's. I'd say a 7. Nice body, OK face. I'm a face guy and there is no fucking looks inflation with me. You might think she was hot, but average to me. The chick just keeps looking at me and then walks over and starts being all touchy. This is the middle of the day and it seems weird even for me. Within the 1st minute or two she tries to kiss me big time to the point where the bartender came over and says take it somewhere else. Turned out her husband was cheating on her and was there somewhere with the other woman in Outback. Fuck. But I told her, hey lets get out of here. She followed me to a buddy of mine's house up that way. I go in with her. He's there with his like 6 year old daughter, but I take this chick to the basement where she had the nerve to try to get away with just giving me a blow job. I eventually got my hands down her soaking pants and got them off. I laid her down on the floor and slow stroked a 30-40 second nut. She wailed and moaned like someone was stabbing her to death?? Whatever, we go back upstairs and my buddy's ex-wife was there to pick up the daughter. Later she told my buddy "I didn't think Slime Wall was LIKE that." LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50061053)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: UhOh

oh, slime wall!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50061266)



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Date: August 11th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: lfo

For me? I'm saying what it is. It's probably not the orgasm. Some broad's forearm on your neck, something her eyes did. There was this sound she made. Or it's me in the uh — I'm telling you — I'm in bed. The next day she brought me café au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete. Hey, what I'm saying: what is our life? Our life is looking forward, or it's looking back. That's it. That's our life. Where's the moment? And what is it we're so afraid of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5889331&forum_id=2Reputation#50061232)