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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke

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This is what brings him back.
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He's all about Makin' It Rain.
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: blathering dilemma

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Bearded Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762952)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: opaque doctorate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762961)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Church Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43762999)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: cocky kitty



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: irradiated milk

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling hairless hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763048)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: dead boistinker roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763167)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Aquamarine psychic whorehouse

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: startling base

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: floppy rose stock car

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: charcoal field twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767804)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Slimy stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763147)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: dead boistinker roommate

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764294)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Drab Medicated Halford Reading Party



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Impertinent principal's office

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: blathering dilemma

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: opaque doctorate location

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: blathering dilemma

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: opaque doctorate location

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: dead boistinker roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: floppy rose stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020132)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Mint institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020138)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: vivacious dog poop ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340539)



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Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354865)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: vivacious dog poop ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764136)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: elite cerise cruise ship pistol



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine psychic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764147)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764292)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: walnut indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764310)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Cowardly school sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764318)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: misunderstood shaky main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43764950)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Blue range

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: sexy insane home death wish

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Filthy navy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697752)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697780)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Primrose titillating dysfunction

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#47340548)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354905)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Buff autistic genital piercing orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767034)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: walnut indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767498)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: charcoal field twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767815)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Electric Hairy Legs

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#43853655)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: vivacious dog poop ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#45749292)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: blathering dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020116)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Mint institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020135)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: motley friendly grandma becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46020758)



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: motley friendly grandma becky



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: floppy rose stock car

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46677542)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: misunderstood shaky main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#46697754)



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: vivacious dog poop ladyboy



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cruel-hearted haunting sound barrier son of senegal



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: motley friendly grandma becky



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: charcoal field twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48054558)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted haunting sound barrier son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#48700258)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: vivacious dog poop ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49013181)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:07 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354846)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2Reputation#49354908)