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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
hot swollen senate
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Mind-boggling Reading Party
  04/18/25
Cr.
pearl roast beef
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
dull irradiated blood rage
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Aphrodisiac frisky toilet seat
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Cyan Impressive Telephone
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
bistre pit
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
nighttime genital piercing area
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
nighttime genital piercing area
  04/18/25
...
house-broken lodge
  04/18/25
...
medicated friendly grandma hall
  08/17/26
...
misanthropic fanboi stage
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
hairraiser garnet gay wizard black woman
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
house-broken lodge
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
floppy umber office
  04/18/25
jfc goys
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
house-broken lodge
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
bearded national idiot
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
house-broken lodge
  04/18/25
Ty friend
bearded national idiot
  04/18/25
...
Dun striped hyena set
  08/17/26
...
Dun striped hyena set
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Motley state quadroon
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Motley state quadroon
  04/18/25
...
sexy bawdyhouse keepsake machete
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
lime psychic boiling water
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/18/25
...
misanthropic fanboi stage
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Insanely creepy philosopher-king half-breed
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
bearded national idiot
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
galvanic preventive strike
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
galvanic preventive strike
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Mind-boggling Reading Party
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
galvanic preventive strike
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
...
Dun striped hyena set
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
nighttime genital piercing area
  08/17/26
ur dumb
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
nighttime genital piercing area
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
nighttime genital piercing area
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
hideous topaz menage dog poop
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
hideous topaz menage dog poop
  08/17/26
...
Ruddy prole
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Motley state quadroon
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Motley state quadroon
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
dull irradiated blood rage
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
galvanic preventive strike
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: hot swollen senate

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Reading Party

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: pearl roast beef

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: dull irradiated blood rage

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac frisky toilet seat

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Cyan Impressive Telephone

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: bistre pit

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: nighttime genital piercing area

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: nighttime genital piercing area

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: house-broken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: medicated friendly grandma hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: hairraiser garnet gay wizard black woman

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: house-broken lodge

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: floppy umber office

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: house-broken lodge

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: bearded national idiot

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: house-broken lodge

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bearded national idiot

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Dun striped hyena set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Dun striped hyena set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Motley state quadroon

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Motley state quadroon

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: sexy bawdyhouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lime psychic boiling water

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: misanthropic fanboi stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy philosopher-king half-breed

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: bearded national idiot

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Reading Party

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Dun striped hyena set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: nighttime genital piercing area

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: nighttime genital piercing area

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: nighttime genital piercing area

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: hideous topaz menage dog poop

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: hideous topaz menage dog poop

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Ruddy prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Motley state quadroon

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Motley state quadroon

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: dull irradiated blood rage

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic preventive strike

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146047)