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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
bateful transparent private investor business firm
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
jet laughsome property
  04/18/25
Cr.
Territorial Filthy Parlour
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Histrionic Overrated Giraffe Psychic
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
lake trip stain friendly grandma
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
vivacious green trailer park
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Passionate Market Doctorate
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
...
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  04/18/25
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Self-centered thriller electric furnace
  08/17/26
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Excitant National
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Pungent big sweet tailpipe
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
ruddy range
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
ruddy range
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
ruddy range
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
ruddy range
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
talking step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
jfc goys
ruddy range
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Charismatic Indian Lodge
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Razzle-dazzle Shrine
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Charismatic Indian Lodge
  04/18/25
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Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage
  08/17/26
...
Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy
  04/18/25
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citrine thirsty jap antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
ruddy range
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/18/25
...
Excitant National
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Turquoise temple
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Charismatic Indian Lodge
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
jet laughsome property
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
...
Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Insecure curious corn cake
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Insecure curious corn cake
  08/17/26
...
Black arousing spot philosopher-king
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Histrionic Overrated Giraffe Psychic
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Stubborn mahogany codepig
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: bateful transparent private investor business firm

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: jet laughsome property

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Territorial Filthy Parlour

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Histrionic Overrated Giraffe Psychic

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lake trip stain friendly grandma

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: vivacious green trailer park

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Passionate Market Doctorate

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Self-centered thriller electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Excitant National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Pungent big sweet tailpipe

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: ruddy range

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ruddy range

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: ruddy range

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: ruddy range

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talking step-uncle's house

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: ruddy range

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Charismatic Indian Lodge

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Shrine

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Indian Lodge

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: citrine thirsty jap antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ruddy range

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Excitant National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Turquoise temple

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Indian Lodge

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jet laughsome property

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Spectacular Striped Hyena Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone sick famous landscape painting

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Insecure curious corn cake

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Insecure curious corn cake

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Black arousing spot philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: lime splenetic ticket booth ladyboy

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Overrated Giraffe Psychic

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Stubborn mahogany codepig

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146047)