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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Balding Police Squad
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
stimulating metal degenerate fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
Cr.
Bright site trust fund
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Shivering Property
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
provocative senate
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
flickering scarlet goal in life weed whacker
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
vibrant messiness
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
passionate mother library
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
passionate mother library
  04/18/25
...
Excitant violent stain shrine
  04/18/25
...
Dashing Stage Old Irish Cottage
  08/17/26
...
jet church building
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Orchid Laughsome Corner Juggernaut
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Excitant violent stain shrine
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Black aphrodisiac crotch
  04/18/25
jfc goys
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Excitant violent stain shrine
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
self-centered henna pit marketing idea
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Excitant violent stain shrine
  04/18/25
Ty friend
self-centered henna pit marketing idea
  04/18/25
...
Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter
  08/17/26
...
Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm
  04/18/25
...
Amber mexican scourge upon the earth
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/18/25
...
jet church building
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Spectacular chrome wagecucks
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
self-centered henna pit marketing idea
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
stimulating metal degenerate fortuitous meteor
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
...
Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
passionate mother library
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
passionate mother library
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
passionate mother library
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
greedy theater pozpig
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
greedy theater pozpig
  08/17/26
...
Abnormal parlour deer antler
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Shivering Property
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Balding Police Squad

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: stimulating metal degenerate fortuitous meteor

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Bright site trust fund

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Shivering Property

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: provocative senate

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: flickering scarlet goal in life weed whacker

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: vibrant messiness

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: passionate mother library

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: passionate mother library

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Excitant violent stain shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Dashing Stage Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: jet church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Orchid Laughsome Corner Juggernaut

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Excitant violent stain shrine

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Black aphrodisiac crotch

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Excitant violent stain shrine

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: self-centered henna pit marketing idea

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Excitant violent stain shrine

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: self-centered henna pit marketing idea

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Amber mexican scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: opaque multi-colored cumskin plaza

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: jet church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Spectacular chrome wagecucks

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: self-centered henna pit marketing idea

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: stimulating metal degenerate fortuitous meteor

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Burgundy Spot Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: passionate mother library

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: passionate mother library

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: passionate mother library

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: greedy theater pozpig

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: greedy theater pozpig

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Abnormal parlour deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Milky lascivious whorehouse pisswyrm

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Shivering Property

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Purple Naked Institution Really Tough Guy

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2Reputation#50149087)