Date: September 21st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Big Black Cock
It was all a dream, I used to read Above the Law
Vault rankings and the T14 up on my wall
Every Saturday, TLS threads, OCI
I let the shitpost rock till the server died
Talkin’ prestige while I’m sippin’ bottom shelf
Way back, when I had no clerkship for myself
With the suit to match
Remember 1L grades? B+, what a catch
You never thought that shitposting would get this far
Now I’m in BigLaw billing late at the bar
Time to get paid, bonus like the market rate
Born sinner, but I lateral for the eight
Remember when I used to eat ramen for dinner
Peace to the partners, summers, and the gunners
Skadden, Cravath, Davis Polk
I’m billin’ like you thought I would
Same handle, same board, same old hood, it’s all good
And if you don’t know, now you know, nigga
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905668&forum_id=2Reputation#50147154)