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Soccer-Lovers: EXPLAIN KICKING THE BALL 40FT OVER THE GOAL

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, pla...
haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
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haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
Soccermos, explain.
gay friendly grandma
  06/16/14
Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numb...
Nighttime den keepsake machete
  06/16/14
I was waiting for this. Imagine an NFL where every game ...
haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?
Overrated Clown
  06/16/14
(Actual retard)
vigorous set dopamine
  07/13/14
baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again s...
excitant drab goal in life
  07/13/14
bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or mis...
dashing abode giraffe
  01/17/24
And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there ha...
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They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are mov...
exhilarant garnet pistol
  06/16/14
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Sexy splenetic home
  06/16/14
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gay friendly grandma
  06/16/14
Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defend...
Nighttime den keepsake machete
  06/16/14
They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.
exhilarant garnet pistol
  06/16/14
free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its j...
Vivacious Space Electric Furnace
  06/16/14
any player famous for just blasting through the wall
haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
lmao check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good fr...
Vivacious Space Electric Furnace
  06/16/14
pretty curvy stuff. Predict Lebron's success at being a ...
haunting volcanic crater
  06/17/14
Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky d...
lilac field gunner
  06/16/14
they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.
Boyish headpube business firm
  01/17/24
It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when ...
Very Tactful Milk Multi-billionaire
  06/16/14
This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the questio...
haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
lol. just do premise a sport around not using the most de...
Sickened Degenerate
  06/16/14
I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutiona...
haunting volcanic crater
  06/16/14
180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains ...
Sickened Degenerate
  06/16/14
This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remembe...
adventurous ebony cuck
  07/13/14
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Razzle Market
  07/13/14
Too strong for their own good
twisted church building
  06/16/14
*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*
purple up-to-no-good indirect expression
  06/16/14
or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to ...
Idiotic vibrant incel
  06/16/14
this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates ...
Vivacious Space Electric Furnace
  06/16/14
It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break...
big light gas station fanboi
  06/17/14
brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned tea...
Dun Exciting Stage Masturbator
  07/13/14
It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won...
gold double fault
  06/16/14
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Supple lake cuckoldry
  07/13/14
ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a ...
Vivacious Space Electric Furnace
  06/16/14
that's why these guys are the best at the game in their coun...
Massive Motley Spot Brethren
  06/17/14
they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back d...
Alcoholic Awkward Pit
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scarlet heady parlour wagecucks
  06/16/14
Makes me love hockey even more.
french brunch
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Vivacious Space Electric Furnace
  06/17/14
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Misanthropic private investor
  07/13/14
its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport
brass cheese-eating shrine rigpig
  07/13/14
not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts
pontificating impertinent preventive strike stage
  07/13/14
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Razzle Market
  07/13/14
All sports are fixed.
iridescent cocky party of the first part library
  07/13/14
maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.
pontificating impertinent preventive strike stage
  07/13/14
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Misanthropic private investor
  07/13/14
Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands...
Sexy splenetic home
  07/13/14
Like Baseketball psych out misses.
adventurous ebony cuck
  07/13/14
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brass cheese-eating shrine rigpig
  07/13/14
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Misanthropic private investor
  07/13/14
*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course...
Razzle Market
  07/13/14
*Is Rick Ankiel*
Sexy splenetic home
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Razzle Market
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they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer ...
gold double fault
  07/13/14
it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you'r...
Supple lake cuckoldry
  07/13/14
in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god
Misanthropic private investor
  07/13/14
we can still make it.
Supple lake cuckoldry
  07/13/14
Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95...
Sexy splenetic home
  07/13/14
how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, ...
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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

Why does this happen in every soccer game Ive ever seen, played by the world's best athletes.

Hey, we only get 10 shots on goal the entire 90 minutes, let me just sail this one fifteen yards over the cross bar whoops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763661)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763711)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: gay friendly grandma

Soccermos, explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763719)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: Nighttime den keepsake machete

Why don't NFL QBs just hit their receivers right in the numbers every time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763728)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

I was waiting for this.

Imagine an NFL where every game you watched included multiple throws 15 yards over the receivers hands and out of the back of the endzone. Whoops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763737)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Overrated Clown

Ok. How about why do MLB batters pop out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763757)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: vigorous set dopamine

(Actual retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923934)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: excitant drab goal in life

baseball is 15X smaller, comes at you @ 100 mph. try again shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924487)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:41 AM
Author: dashing abode giraffe

bc baseball is the kind of sport where if you pop out or miss completely only 2/3 of the time you'll be one of the best players in the game and likely make the HOF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#47297704)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: gay friendly grandma

And every time the ball sails 50 feet over the goal there has to be this Academy Award winning performance where the shooter clutches his head with both hands in disbelief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763762)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Chocolate bbw codepig



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Sexy splenetic home



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Date: June 30th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: slap-happy fear-inspiring main people community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#38464954)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet pistol

They have giant doods chasing them and the receivers are moving. Soccer players miss a giant, stationary goal after taking two minutes setting up the shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763747)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Sexy splenetic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763756)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: gay friendly grandma



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Nighttime den keepsake machete

Rofl. It is not easy to put a shot on goal with dudes defending against you in world class soccer. There is not offensive line to give you room and time to set up the kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763790)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet pistol

They still fuck up free kicks most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763842)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Vivacious Space Electric Furnace

free kick has to go up to make it over the wall first. its just hard to put the right spin on it to make it come back down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763883)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

any player famous for just blasting through the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763898)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Space Electric Furnace

lmao

check out juninho pernambucano videos to see a good free kick taker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763914)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

pretty curvy stuff.

Predict Lebron's success at being a goalie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25765560)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: lilac field gunner

Dude, they're throwing to a moving target while huge bulky dudes are trying to take their head off. They aren't kicking into a giant stationary rectangle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763751)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: Boyish headpube business firm

they're kinda tall and lanky, but yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#47297734)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:49 PM
Author: Very Tactful Milk Multi-billionaire

It can be very difficult to keep the ball from sailing when it's hit hard. Hitting the ball at the wrong spot or off the wrong part of your cleat will send it sailing. When you're hitting the ball as hard the pros, there is very little room for error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763748)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

This is a very good explanation. But it leads to the question why havent soccer players evolved to the point where they learn to pick the ball up with their hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763765)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Sickened Degenerate

lol.

just do premise a sport around not using the most dexterous and evolutionarily unique parts of the human body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763802)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: haunting volcanic crater

I mostly watch these days waiting for that eureka evolutionary moment, like a chimp figuring out how to use a stick to get ants out of a tree hollow, when the first one of these eurofuckers tentatively picks the ball up with his hands and experimentally tosses it to an astonished teammate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763827)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:04 PM
Author: Sickened Degenerate

180. that's how rugby was invented. it took american brains to realize you can throw the ball *forward*, thus creating football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763837)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: adventurous ebony cuck

This was the best anti-soccer argument I've seen. I remember Max Kellerman making it around the time of a previous world cup. He said you know what would be awesome, if they took soccer, shrank the goal down, move it closer together, get rid of a bunch of the players on the field and put the goal high in the air where you could watch incredible athletes make the ball go in using the evolutionary advantage of the opposable thumb. AKA- I'll watch basketball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924498)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Razzle Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923945)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: twisted church building

Too strong for their own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763775)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: purple up-to-no-good indirect expression

*Rolls a soccer ball slowly in your direction*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763813)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Idiotic vibrant incel

or how about breaking away and being in perfect position to make an unimpeded shot on goal or pass to your perfectly positioned teammate, but waiting the extra second until defenders converge on you. They do this a lot too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763815)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Space Electric Furnace

this is actually a thing, players won't use their teammates for tap ins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763864)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: big light gas station fanboi

It does seem like a lot of players would rather try to break down two defenders for the spectacular goal which validates their ability rather than try for a more open shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25765660)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:35 PM
Author: Dun Exciting Stage Masturbator

brother 99.99% of those times the perfectly positioned teammate is actually off sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924534)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: gold double fault

It's a form of hustling. Do this once and the other team won't know what's coming next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763817)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Supple lake cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925127)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Space Electric Furnace

ball bobbles a bit even on good surfaces, get under it by a bit too much and you'll sky it. also, ball is often top spinning when a player takes it first-time, causing it to rise. also, body positioning is often less than ideal when coming on to a free ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763855)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Massive Motley Spot Brethren

that's why these guys are the best at the game in their countries. They do nothing but kick soccer balls and run all day, for years and years. They should have this shit figured out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25768124)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic Awkward Pit

they're trying to get some serious spin on it to come back down but their kick was off, so it never curves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25763877)



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Date: June 16th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: scarlet heady parlour wagecucks



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Date: June 17th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: french brunch

Makes me love hockey even more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25765573)



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Date: June 17th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Space Electric Furnace



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Misanthropic private investor



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: brass cheese-eating shrine rigpig

its a NUANCED and NOT COMPLETELY RANDOM sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923931)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: pontificating impertinent preventive strike stage

not played by players w/ multi million dollar contracts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923944)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle Market



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:43 PM
Author: iridescent cocky party of the first part library

All sports are fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923967)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: pontificating impertinent preventive strike stage

maybe, but soccer isn't a sport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25923989)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Misanthropic private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924421)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: Sexy splenetic home

Imagine NBA players routinely chucking shots into the stands from 15 feet out



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924448)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:33 PM
Author: adventurous ebony cuck

Like Baseketball psych out misses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25924515)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: brass cheese-eating shrine rigpig



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925112)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle Market

*pitcher rockets 8 fastballs into the stands over the course of a game*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925123)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Sexy splenetic home

*Is Rick Ankiel*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925238)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Razzle Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925281)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: gold double fault

they would immediately be cut from the team. yet, in soccer they are rewarded with trophies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925126)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Supple lake cuckoldry

it's like how in baseball you fail 70% of the time and you're a hall of famer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925136)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic private investor

in soccer a 5% success rate makes you a god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925146)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:08 PM
Author: Supple lake cuckoldry

we can still make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925163)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Sexy splenetic home

Sorry, is the soccer ball you're kicking coming at you at 95 miles per hour while moving around?

Oh, no it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925249)



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Date: July 13th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: gold double fault

how about i grab you by the ears and move your head around, tough guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2595833&forum_id=2Reputation#25925346)



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Date: January 18th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic private investor



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: big light gas station fanboi

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Date: November 25th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: slap-happy fear-inspiring main people community account



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Date: January 17th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: haunting volcanic crater



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Date: September 16th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: slap-happy fear-inspiring main people community account



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Date: June 20th, 2026 8:41 PM
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